Schooled (TV series)

Schooled (2019–2020) is an American short-lived sitcom aired on ABC. On May 21, 2020, ABC cancelled the series after 2 seasons. Season 1 Be Like Mike [1.1] Adult Adam: [voiceover] Ah, the '90s The decade of the TV spin-off. "Hercules" gave us "Xena." "Buffy" gave us "Angel." And "The Golden Girls" gave us... the exact same show without Bea Arthur. The '80s were my decade, my story, my glory days. But that wasn't the case for Lainey Lewis. Lainey: [voiceover] Back then, my romance with Barry Goldberg was legendary, but in the end, it wasn't mean to be. Yep, my story was just beginning. I was driven to leave our small town, destined to become the biggest rock star in the world. Lainey: It was 9th January, 1990-something, and even though I was off to a rough start, I was ready to prove I was an adult, a real teacher. Lainey's All That [1.2] Lainey: [voiceover] The '90s was the heyday of teen romcoms, and the greatest of all was "She's All That," a classic tale of the popular guy who bets he can turn a girl from geek to chic. And as a teacher, I had to check it out to stay up with the kids. Tamagotchis and Bells [1.3] I, Mellor [1.4] Money for RENT [1.5] Rocks for Jocks [1.6] Kris Kross [1.7] CB: [knocking at the side of the door] Hiya. Uh, can I talk to you for a sec? Lainey: Sure thing, pal! Why don't you guys recite your new motto? I'll be right back. All: Keep your head down, blend in, trust no one. Lainey and Erica's High School Reunion [1.8] Darth Mellor [1.9] Coach Mellor: Well, I gotta admit, pretty electric in here. Feels like Game 7 of the World Series. CB: But imagine waiting 16 years between games. And now, the wait is over. ["Star Wars (Main Theme)" plays; they cheer] CB: Hang on, Rick Mellor. Your life as you know it is about to change. Together: "Turmoil has engulfed the Galactic Republic. The taxation of trade routes to outlying star systems." All: Whoa! Ooh! [Podracers whizzes] [Lightsabers clashes; applause cheers] CB: [whispering] This is the best thing ever. There's No Fighting in Fight Club [1.10] Glascott Mascot [1.11] CB Likes Lainey [1.12] Season 2 Dr. Barry [2.1] Dangerous Minds [2.2] I'll Be There for You [2.3] The Rudy-ing of Toby Murphy [2.4] Lainey: [voiceover] Wilma and I were vastly different people, but those very differences made us as awesome team. Wilma: [pressing the buzzer] Uranium 235. [Bell dings] Lainey: Blink 182. [Bell dings again] Wilma: Johannes Diderik van der Waals. [Bell dings again] Lainey: James Van Der Beek. [Bell dings fourth time] Wilma: The identification of chromosomes as the carriers of genetic material as stated in the Boveri-Sutton theory! [Bell dings fifth time] Lainey: Pogs. Trivia Host: Correct answer! Lainey: Mm! Trivia Host: Time to tally up the score and announce our winner. Wilma: Winners. That would be us. I'm so glad you stalked me here tonight. If we win, I probably won't even call the cops on you. Lainey: Listen, I have an extra ticket to a show. Do you want to go to Philly with me for the weekend to have a spa day and see Boyz II Men? Wilma: That sounds really nice, but I don't even know that group. Lainey: "I'll make love to you." Wilma: I think you may have different expectations for this friendship than I do. Lainey: No, that's one of their hits. Like... [singing] Motown Philly's back again Doing a little east-coast fling Wilma: [singing] Da-da-da Going off Not too hard, not too soft. That's Boyz II Men? Oh, I do know them. I'm in! Lainey Yes! Lainey and Wilma: [singing] Motown Philly's back again Kick Like a Girl [2.5] Outbreak [2.6] Run, Rick, Run [2.7] Hiccups [2.8] Friendsgiving [2.9] The Pokémon Society [2.10] Beanie Babies [2.11] Boy Bands [2.12] FeMellor [2.13] Titanic Love [2.14] Singled Out [2.15] Moving On [2.16] Rock Star [2.17] Garden Party [2.18] Lainey's Mom [2.19] Principal for a Day [2.20] CB Saves the Planet [2.21] Clueless [2.22] External links 6546758 Schooled Category:2010s American single-camera sitcoms Category:2020s American single-camera sitcoms Category:ABC sitcoms Category:Cancelled shows due to coronavirus pandemic Category:American television spin-offs