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Jackass: Best and Last
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Jackass: Best and Last is a 2026 American film, the sequel to Jackass Forever (2022).
Directed by Jeff Tremaine and written by Jason 'Wee Man' Acuña, Tory Belleci and J.P. Blackmon.
one. last. ride.
Johnny Knoxville
Hello! I'm Johnny Knoxville, welcome to Jackass!
This is our last day of filming after 25 years, and we haven't learned a goddamn thing.
Steve-O
I'm Steve-O, and prostate health is super important.
Davon Wilson
I'm starting to think he's racist.
Sean McInerney
What the fuck! I look like one of those botched fucking housewives!
Holy shit! What the hell, that is a lot of electroids!
I know what you want me to do and... I'll do it...
Ehren McGhehey
This job sucks.
Give me a second Adam fucking Ray!
Chris Pontius
[to Steve-O] Is your chocolate in his peanut butter or his peanut butter in your chocolate?
Oh you're looking right in the eye of the storm.
Ron can smell his wife's cheap perfume all of Jasper, he's furious!
Well, that solves the mystery about who fucked Ron's wife!
Adam Ray
Can we do Ehren next? We need to fix that Lego face.
Preston Lacy
I feel old, and I miss Dunn.
Dave England
Maybe you should've put the ping pong ball up your ass, and puked it out.
Dialogue
Johnny Knoxville: So we have a new Jackass cast member. His name's 1W-Larry. He's a humanoid robot. And voicing that robot... [gestures beside him] ...is Mr. Adam Ray. And you're going to be making history today with the first robot-to-human prostate exam.
Jeff Tremaine: This is what Jackass looks like at 50. [Johnny and Adam laughs]
Johnny Knoxville: We are of that age.
Mr. Adam Ray: Damn good, though.
Johnny Knoxville: Where we have to get prostate exams
Mr. Adam Ray: Yes, raising awareness.
Johnny Knoxville: Yes, this is raising awareness. And so we hired the finest.
Steve-O: You see the finger on that thing?
Johnny Knoxville: I did.
Steve-O: Yeah, that's not a finger by the way. It's a claw.
Johnny Knoxville: You're going to run into some trouble around mid-finger.
Steve-O: It's not there. It's this side that's all sharp. How many times have you done this, Larry/
1W-Larry: Once. To myself. In the car on the way over. Let's let it rip baby.
Johnny Knoxville: Maybe "letting it rip" is a bad choice of words, Larry.
Johnny Knoxville: What is Jeff's last name, our director?
Davon Wilson: Dickhead! Nah, Tremaine Tremaine.
Johnny Knoxville: Welcome to the first day of our final film.
Lance Bangs: What're you feeling?
Johnny Knoxville: Uh, I'm sad.
Lance Bangs: How come?
Johnny Knoxville: I guess uh, a big part of our lives is almost over.
Lance Bangs: Does it make you sad, Chris?
Chris Pontius: No, I'm not in touch with my emotions. [Johnny and Chris laughs]
Ehren McGhehey: Is it supposed to have the right side be bigger?
Adam Ray: What a stupid fucking question, Ehren.
Sean McInerney: Okay, it's on there.
Jason 'Wee Man' Acuña: It looks like his dick's on house arrest.
Paul Walter Hauser: I've seen worse asses, Zach.
Zach Holmes: Thanks.
Adam Ray: Can you send me the link?
Sean McInerney: I can't think of anything else but my dick right now.
Johnny Knoxville: Ditto!
Johnny Knoxville: Thank god Bunny the lifeguard was here to make everything save.
Chris Pontius: I still don't understand why they asked for a lifeguard on duty, but it's better to have one and not need 'em, than to need 'em and not have one.
Chris Pontius: You ever done an escape room?
Dave England: Fuck no. Fuck that shit. You do it? You done an escape room?
Chris Pontius: Yeah. It's team building exercise.
Sean McInerney: My mind is getting to me!
Rachel Wolfson: That would be the first time that's ever happened.
Cast
Jason 'Wee Man' Acuña as himself
Tory Belleci as himself
J.P. Blackmon as himself
Sean Cliver as himself
Dimitry Elyashkevich as himself
Dave England as himself
Jack Haggerty as himself
Zach Holmes as himself
Johnny Knoxville as himself
Preston Lacy as himself
Knate Lee as himself
Ehren McGhehey as himself
Sean McInerney as himself
Chris Pontius as himself
Steve-O as himself
Trip Taylor as himself
Jeff Tremaine as himself
Davon Wilson
Rachel Wolfson as herself
External links
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Category:2026 American films
Category:Black comedy films
Category:Sequel films
Category:Films based on television series
Category:American films with live action and animation
Category:Skateboarding films
Category:Stunt performance films
Category:Films based on television series
Category:Films directed by Jeff Tremaine
Category:Jackass