Michael (1996 film)

thumb|I'm not that kind of angel. Michael is a 1996 film about the Archangel Michael, who is sent to Earth to do various tasks, including mending some wounded hearts. Directed by Nora Ephron. Written by Nora Ephron, Delia Ephron, Pete Dexter, and Jim Quinlan. He's an angel... Not a saint. Michael I'm not that kind of angel. You gotta learn to laugh, it's the way to true love. Battle! As he prepares to confront a bull in a field. No injuries, 6360 battles. Remember Sparky, no matter what they say, you can never have too much sugar. The miles will fly and your children won't cry, if you play car bingo. Whatever they say, you can never have too much of earth. Dorothy Winters It's cookies! He smells like cookies — and the smell gets stronger when he's in heat. Dialogue Huey Driscoll: Can I just pull on your wings to see how they're attached? Michael: Why don't you pull on your pecker to see how it's attached? Pansy Milbank: Hey. Language. Frank Quinlan: An angel that says "pecker." Pansy Milbank: Language. Michael: You know, I invented marriage Pansy Milbank: Oh really? Michael: Yep. All these people were milling around, trying to get together, everything was in chaos so I told 'em, "Have a ceremony". Michael: Remember what John and Paul said. Frank Quinlan: The apostles? Michael: No, The Beatles. "All you need is love." Frank Quinlan: Bring him back. Michael: That's not my area. Frank Quinlan: Would someone please tell me what his area is? Don't give me that "that's not my area" stuff. BRING HIM BACK. Cast John Travolta - Michael Andie MacDowell - Dorothy Winters William Hurt - Frank Quinlan Bob Hoskins - Vartan Malt Robert Pastorelli - Huey Driscoll Jean Stapleton - Pansy Milbank Teri Garr - Judge Esther Newberg Wallace Langham - Bruce Craddock Joey Lauren Adams - Anita, Brown's waitress Richard Schiff - Italian waiter Carla Gugino - Bride Tom Hodges - Groom Sparky - Himself External links 0117038 Michael 136443 1074465-michael Category:1996 films Category:Comedy films Category:Fantasy films Category:Angel films Category:Screenplays by Nora Ephron Category:Films directed by Nora Ephron