Last lines in live-action films

Live-action films No, because I have everything I could ever want...right here. Who: Abby Jensen Source: 16 Wishes (2010) Christian. Who: Ana Steele Source: 50 Shades of Grey (2015) And lived happily ever after. At least for now. Hey, I'm only a freshman! Who: Samantha "Sam" Montgomery Source: A Cinderella Story (2004) Will do. Who: Capt. Jack Ross Source: A Few Good Men (1992) Dad, I want to work with Mom. Me too. Who: Kitai and Cypher Raige Source: After Earth (2013) Let's take a picture of the whole team. The original peaches! Hey, come on, come on. Okay. Who: Doris (in-credits:) Yesterday or tomorrow, that might be a ball but today, it was a strike! Who: Umpire Source: A League of Their Own (1992) Only because you got caught. Who: Jasmine Source: Aladdin remake (2019) The mystic chords of memory, who swell and again touched as surely they will be, by the better angels of our nature. Who: Danny Vinyard Source: American History X (1998) There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it I have now surpassed. My pain is constant and sharp, and I do not hope for a better world for anyone. In fact, I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape. But even after admitting this, there is no catharsis; my punishment continues to elude me, and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself. No new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. This confession has meant nothing. Who: Patrick Bateman Source: American Psycho (2000) Hail to the King, Baby! Who: Ash Williams Source: Army of Darkness (1992) Our mission was called "a successful failure," in that we returned safely but never made it to the moon. In the following months, it was determined that a damaged coil built inside the oxygen tank sparked during our cryo stir and caused the explosion that crippled the Odyssey. It was a minor defect that occurred two years before I was even named the flight's commander. Fred Haise was going back to the moon on Apollo 18, but his mission was cancelled because of budget cuts; he never flew in space again. Nor did Jack Swigert, who left the astronaut corps and was elected to Congress from the state of Colorado. But he died of cancer before he was able to take office. Ken Mattingly orbited the moon as Command Module Pilot of Apollo 16, and flew the Space Shuttle, having never gotten the measles. Gene Kranz retired as Director of Flight Operations just not long ago. And many other members of Mission Control have gone on to other things, but some are still there. As for me, the seven extraordinary days of Apollo 13 were my last in space. I watched other men walk on the moon, and return safely, all from the confines of Mission Control and our house in Houston. I sometimes catch myself looking up at the moon, remembering the changes of fortune in our long voyage, thinking of the thousands of people who worked to bring the three of us home. I look up at the moon, and wonder, when will we be going back, and who will that be? Who: Jim Lovell Source: Apollo 13 (1995) Hey Baby, you know it's funny. Even though I heard it so many times in the court case, I still can't get used to the fact that your real name is Miles. It's a cool name though. I can think of a lot of great Miles songs. But we still have to get through all those Baby songs first. I can't wait until the day when it's just us, music and the road. See you later Baby. All my love, Debora. Who: Debora Source: Baby Driver (2017) Okay, That's a wrap! You're out of here, Sly! If they think I'm doing the sequel for less than 20 mil, they're nuts! Who: Man and Sylvester Source: Baby Geniuses (1999) I'm here to see my gynecologist. Who: Barbie aka Barbara Handley Source: Barbie (2023) Did you do that? Very good work. Let me ask you, how do you get them down so small? Hey look, there goes Elvis, yo king! Well, guess I am next. I have an appointment with GQ in half an hour. They have been trying to get me for weeks. Some underwear thing or something. Hey, what is going on here? Hey, stop it, WHOA! Hey, This might be a good look for me. Who: Betelgeuse / "Beetlejuice" Source: Beetlejuice (1988) Yo, Little Mash, show me the "Nutcracker". Who: The Masher Source: Big Fat Liar (2002) You know, I wouldn't bother... Who: Alan Wolf (in-credits:) And that, my darlings, is a wrap. Who: Kevin Shepherd Source: Bigger Fatter Liar (2017) You think he's horny? Come here. Who: Veronica Vaughn Source: Billy Madison (1995) Oh, my God! No! No! Please don't take off! Please! Al! Al! No! No! [screaming] Help! Who: Mike Donnelly Source: Black Sheep (1996) Are they dead? No, sir, they're asleep. Who: Arthur Lestrange and officer Source: The Blue Lagoon (1980 film) Give me peace. Who: Dracula Source: Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992) Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. But we think you're crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are and you see us as you want to see us: In the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain... ...and an athlete... ...and a basket case... ...a princess... ...and a criminal. Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Club. Who: Brian Johnson, Andrew Clark, Alison Reynolds, Claire Standish, and John Bender Source: The Breakfast Club (1985) Yeah, sure you are. Who: Paramedic Source: The Cable Guy (1996) Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. Who: Rick Blaine Source: Casablanca (1942) The town will never be the same. After the Tangiers, the big corporations took it all over. Today it looks like Disneyland. And while the kids play cardboard pirates, Mommy and Daddy drop the house payments and Junior's college money on the poker slots. In the old days, dealers knew your name, what you drank, what you played. Today, it's like checkin' into an airport. And if you order room service, you're lucky if you get it by Thursday. Today, it's all gone. You get a whale show up with four million in a suitcase, and some twenty-five-year-old hotel school kid is gonna want his Social Security Number. After the Teamsters got knocked out of the box, the corporations tore down practically every one of the old casinos. And where did the money come from to rebuild the pyramids? Junk bonds. But in the end, I wound up right back where I started. I could still pick winners, and I could still make money for all kinds of people back home. And why mess up a good thing? And that's that. Who: Samuel "Sam / Ace" Rothstein Source: Casino (1995) Not bad for my first party. Couldn't have been better. It ain't over yet. Boys! Who: Kathleen "Kat" Harvey, Casper, and Dr. James Harvey Source: Casper (1995) Thank you. Who: Chuck Noland Source: Cast Away (2000) Don't ever call me again. Who: Ryan Source: Cellular (2004) In the end, Charlie Bucket won a chocolate factory. But Willy Wonka had something even better, a family. And one thing was absolutely certain - life had never been sweeter. Who: Narrator Source: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005) Silly old bear. Who: Christopher Robin (in-credits:) Thanks for noticing me. Who: Eeyore Source: Christopher Robin (2018) Yeah-heh-heh! We did it, everybody! Oh-ho-ho... YEAH!!! Who: Chuck E. Cheese Source: Chuck E. Cheese in the Galaxy 5000 (1999) And so Kit and Ella were married. And I can tell you, as her fairy godmother, that they were counted to be the fairest and kindest rulers the kingdom had known. And Ella continued to see the world not as it is, but as it could be, if only you believe in courage, and kindness, and occasionally, just a little bit...of magic. Who: Fairy Godmother Source: Cinderella remake (2015) For a moment there, I thought we were in trouble. Who: Butch Cassidy Source: Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (1969) Throw that junk in! Who: Raymond Source: Citizen Kane (1941) Notes: The credits show each actor saying their lines each from Joseph Cotten to George Coulouris, followed by the rest of the cast saving Orson Welles as the last one billed. Let's go home. Ah! Who: Mitch Robbins Source: City Slickers (1991) It's got friends. Who: Duke Washburn Source: City Slickers II: The Legend of Curly's Gold (1994) And, in an ordinary barn, an ordinary pig, a runt no less, stood surrounded by friends, welcoming his second spring. And that spring was followed by many, many more. All because someone stopped to see the grace and beauty and nobility of the humblest creature. That is the miracle of friendship. It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and a good writer. Charlotte was both. Who: Narrator Source: Charlotte's Web (2006) I guess you could say that when Tom and I left Midland we had a mess of theories about how to raise children. We still have a mess of children, but no theories. Sure, 12 is still our number. It's the number of months my book was on the bestseller list. It's the number of job offers Tom turned down before we found one close to home. And each day it's the number of times I'm thankful there's such a thing as family. Who: Kate Baker Source: Cheaper by the Dozen (2003) Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown. Who: Walsh Source: Chinatown (1974) I got it! Who: Cher Horowitz Source: Clueless (1995) Aw, memories. We will enjoy them. Awww. Who: Beldar and Prymatt Conehead Source: Coneheads (1993) I'll tell you one thing about the universe, though. The universe is a pretty big place. It's bigger than anything anyone has ever dreamed of before. So if it's just us...seems like an awful waste of space. Right? Who: Dr. Ellie Arroway Source: Contact (1997) What is going on?! Don't you people have any respect?! Who: Kathryn Merteuil Source: Cruel Intentions (1999) Are you ready to go? Let's Go! Who: Helicopter Pilot and Dr. Harry Dalton Source: Dante's Peak (1997) I'm everyone - and no one. Everywhere - nowhere. Call me...Darkman. Who: Darkman / Peyton Westlake Source: Darkman (1990) Sammy! Who: Jesse Barrett Source: Dark Skies (2013) Joe... It's over, honey. Come on, come home. Who: Maggie Pistone Source: Donnie Brasco (1997) Yeah! There's nothing like the holidays. Who wants the gizzard?! I do! Too late! That'll be mine! Who: Grinch, and the who civilian Source: Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch stole Christmas (2000) All right! Yeah! Who: Random Student in Hallway Source: Lucas (1986) All right, Miss Buttercup! It's time to wrap this mutha up! Who: Motormouth Maybelle Source: Hairspray (2007) Come on, Things! Let's go! What's on my schedule for tomorrow? What do you say we go on vacation? How 'bout Hawaii? I like Hawaii. I should warn you, there are certain places that don't allow certain Things. Oh, Things are complicated. Who: The Cat in the Hat Source: Dr. Seuss' The Cat in the Hat (2003) Yeah, Dad. Who: Ben Hinton Source: Daddy Day Care (2003) We watched as the bombs shattered the second comet into a million pieces of ice and rock that burned harmlessly in our atmosphere and lit up the sky for an hour. Still, we were left with the devastation of the first. The waters reached as far inland as the Ohio and Tennessee Valleys. It washed away farms and towns, forests and skyscrapers. But, the water receded. The wave hit Europe and Africa too. Millions were lost, and countless more left homeless. But the waters receded. Cities fall, but they are rebuilt. And heroes die, but they are remembered. We honor them with every brick we lay, with every field we sow, With every child we comfort, and then teach to rejoice in what we have been re-given. Our planet. Our home. So now, let us begin. Who: President Tom Beck Source: Deep Impact (1998) Welcome to the Endangered Species list, you bastard. Who: Carol Brubaker Source: Dinoshark (2010) You looked wonderful out there. Who: Jake Houseman Source: Dirty Dancing (1987) Where is the babysitter? Who: Mrs. Crandell (mid-credits:) Yeah, that's true. Hey about Vegas this weekend? You got any money left? Who: Mortuary Worker 2 Source: Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead (1991) And that, my friends, is the story of how aliens attacked our sleepy little town. And to this day, people refuse to believe the truth about what happened. They would lead you to believe that I would embellish this story, that I would make it up, but we know the truth. Oh yeah, uh, two, two things I forgot to tell you. One, they never did get that probe near me. And two, as far as Chris McCormick reopening the gold mines and putting everyone back to work... Well that, my friends, is another story altogether. [smiles, revealing his gold tooth] Who: Harlan Source Eight Legged Freaks (2002) Oh, no, not again. Who: The Eighth Doctor Source: Doctor Who (1996) Now it's back to the real world all of you I must send. For I've only two words left and they are: The End. Who: Narrator Source: Ella Enchanted (2006) I absolutely love Christmas. Who: Eloise Source: Eloise at Christmastime (2003) I'll be right here. Bye. Who: E.T. and Elliot Source: E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982) Hell, it's Saturday morning. Don't tell me you kids don't enjoy a good cartoon! Who: Mr. Hinchlow Source: Evil Toons (1992) Can we? Okay. [Sean and Eve hug and kiss] Who: Sean and Eve Archer Source: Face/Off (1997) You can't let fear keep you from caring about someone, because caring about someone is wonderful. A person you can think about, and they think about you, and you both know you're thinking about each other. And it's...It's fantastic to know that there's somebody out there in the world thinking about you. Who: Fat Albert (in-credits:) Let go of my legs! I gotta help these people. Why, look at that guy. Ooh, look at his - Yeah, you can't tell me he doesn't need my help. Check out that lady over there. Do I detect tears? Eh, you in the back! Where are you goin'? It's not over! You gotta watch the end credits. Who: Fat Albert Source: Fat Albert (2004) Yep. I've said it before and I'll say it again. Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. Who: Ferris Bueller (post-credits:) You're still here? It's over. Go home. Go. Who: Ferris Bueller Source: Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986) You met me at a very strange time in my life. Who: The Narrator Source: Fight Club (1999) Oh my god, that was close. You okay? Yeah. Who: Stefani Reyes and Charlie Reyes Source: Final Destination Bloodlines (2025) WILMAAAA!!!! Who: Fred Flintstone Source: The Flintstones (1994) Ladies and gentleman, I now present to you Mr. and Mrs. Flintstone. Who: Priest The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas (2000) When we get to the hotel, I don't care what you say. I'm not sharing a room with him. Look at him, he's gross, he bounces all the time, he squeaks, he phase-shifts, I mean he's a Quasi-plasmoid. If it's hot in Hawaii, I hope he melts. Who: Webette Source: Flubber (1997) Of course; you're Dorothy Harris, and I'm Forrest Gump. Who: Forrest Gump Jr. Source: Forrest Gump (1994) No, no, no, really. It's easy for me. I'll just make a phone call. Make it easy for you. Who: Carmine Sabatini Source: The Freshman (1990) My thoughts drift back to erect nipple wet dreams about Mary Jane Rottencrotch and the Great Homecoming Fuck Fantasy. I am so happy that I am alive in one piece and short. I'm in a world of shit...yes. But I am alive. And I am not afraid. Who: Private Joker Source: Full Metal Jacket (1987) George just lucky, I guess. Who: George (in-credits:) Wait a moment! Wait, wait, wait! Don't you want to know what happened to me? Who: Ape (post-credits:) Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the king of the jungle. Who: Ape Source: George of the Jungle (1997) George, Watch out for that... Who: Ursula (mid-credits:) Oh, dear. Sorry! Who: Narrator (post-credits:) Well, It's very nice to meet you. Who: Narrator Source: George of the Jungle 2 (2003) Well, I guess there's only way thing left to say: Huh. Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger. Can I take your order? Who: Ed Source: Good Burger (1997) And that's the hardest part. Today everything is different; there's no action...have to wait around like everyone else. Can't even get decent food - right after I got here, I ordered some spaghetti with marinara sauce, and I got egg noodles and ketchup. I'm an average nobody...get to live the rest of my life like a schnook. Who: Henry Hill Source: Goodfellas (1990) Son of a bitch...He stole my line. Who: Sean Maguire Source: Good Will Hunting (1997) Bye, Willy. Thanks. Who: Mikey Source: The Goonies (1985) A womp bam boom! Who: Everyone Source: Grease (1978) The certainest. Yeah, I like that. I'd love to kiss you again. Who: Michael Carrington Source: Grease 2 (1982) It's beautiful! Let's live it here. [they kiss] We'll rent to start. Who: Phil Connors Source: Groundhog Day (1993) Of course you can...My fair princess. Who: Lemuel Gulliver Source: Gulliver's Travels (2010) Go on. Get out of here. I mean it, Herbie. Who: Ray Peyton, Sr. Source: Herbie: Fully Loaded (2005) I'm sorry, Emily, I had to wait 300 years for a virgin to light the candle. Who: Thackery Binx (in-credits:) Yeah. Wow. Who: Jenny Dennison Source: Hocus Pocus (1993) You do this. Who: Becca Source: Hocus Pocus 2 (2022) I guess you have to fill the rest of the holes yourself. Who: Stanley Yelnats IV Source: Holes (2003) Not anymore. Who: Dr. Linda McKay Source: Hollow Man (2000) Oh, no. To live...to live would be an awfully big adventure. Who: Peter Banning Source: Hook (1991) Mom and dad realized they liked Florida just as much as I did, and they decided to stay here and make this our home...for good. After all the bad publicity, the pancake company couldn't back off the promises made that day by Mother Paula. They ended up donating the land as a wildlife preserve. The owls are still there, and you could see them if they're real quiet. Beatrice and I became best of friends and I never missed a soccer game, attendance was mandatory. Then there's Dana Matherson, who finally met someone who was bigger and meaner than he was. Officer Delinko was promoted to his dream job as a detective and got his first unmarked patrol car. Two days later, he accidentally backed it off a fishing pier. While serving his ninety days of community service Chuck Muckle was hit in the head by a falling coconut. The judge gave him another thirty days for lying down on the job. Curly Brannit quit his job at Mother Paula's, today, he brags that his life has gone to the dogs. Last, but not least, is Mullet Fingers. Well, whenever he wants to get together, he has his own secret way of letting me know. And Florida had its own way of keeping us real busy. Who: Roy Eberhardt Source: Hoot (2006) Bad kitty! Use the litter box! Who: Jonathan Barnavelt Source: The House with a Clock in Its Walls (2018) In our new home. Who: Old Murph Source: Interstellar (2014) See you, mom. Yeah, let's go. See you out of here. We made it. Who: Jack Powell Source: Jack (1996) I will always hear you. Who: Jack Frost Source: Jack Frost (1998) This is high school, Detective Cruz. What is a friend, anyway? Who: Fern Mayo / Vylette Source: Jawbreaker (1999) That's my dad! That's my dad! Who: Jamie Langston (post-credits:) What did you get me? Who: Liz Langston Source: Jingle All the Way (1996) That's all, blokes! Who: Kangaroo Jack Source: Kangaroo Jack (2003) Oh no, It wasn't the planes. It was beauty killed the beast. Who: Carl Denham Source: King Kong (1933) It wasn't the planes. It was beauty killed the beast. Who: Carl Denham Source: King Kong (2005) You look terrific. Who: Ted Kramer Source: Kramer vs. Kramer (1979) I do, father. Who: Azula Source: The Last Airbender (2010) RICHIE...!!! Who: Bob Valenzuela Source: La Bamba (1987) Passing the torch is a rite of passage that can take many forms. But perhaps the least known and most surprising is the passing of a spyglass. Dear reader, there are people in the world who know no misery and woe. And they take comfort in cheerful films about twittering birds and giggling elves. There are people who know that there's always a mystery to be solved. And they take comfort in researching and writing down and important evidence. But this story is not about such people. This story is about the Baudelaires. And they are the sort of people who know that there's always something. Something to invent, something to read, something to bite, and something to do, to make a sanctuary, no matter how small. And for this reason, I am happy to say, the Baudelaires were very fortunate indeed. Who: Lemony Snicket Source: Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Nothing can stop the Claw! Who: Fletcher Reede (in-credits:) Oh no. They're on to me! Who: Fletcher Reede Source: Liar Liar (1997) Hey! How's it going? Who: Nadine Source: The Edge of Seventeen (2016) Science! Who: Lisa Loud Source: A Loud House Christmas (2021) Goodbye, Mary Poppins. Don't stay away too long. Who: Bert Source: Mary Poppins (1964) Call me Ishmael. Some years ago, never mind how long, precisely having... Who: Matilda Wormwood Source: Matilda (1996) Play "The Garden of Love". Who: Heidi the Hippo Source: Meet the Feebles (1989) Now, where was I? Who: Leonard Shelby Source: Memento (2000) Dear, Charlie. I've always been more comfortable writing song lyrics than actual sentences. There's no way I can articulate what you've meant to me. Since that moment we first saw each other, or the joy you've brought me since I first saw you outside my window. Even though our time together was short, the stars have been burning for every moment of it. And the light from those moments will be shining down for the next thousand years. I hope that somehow I'll be able to look down and see you, Charlie, and all of the incredible moments just waiting for you out there. And if you need me, all you have to do is look up. And remember...I love you. Who: Katie Price Source: Midnight Sun (2018) Here you go. Knock yourself out. Oh. No good, huh? Otis, more curry. OK. Try this one. Huh? It's mozzarella and herring. You can taste the herring, right? I've got an idea for a caviar-brie swirl and peanut butter and jelly for kids. But I really want to talk about marketing. You should be our spokesperson. I know some people who've used a mouse as a spokesperson. You see, I want to turn this into the string cheese factory of tomorrow... Who: Ernie Smuntz Source: MouseHunt (1997) Damn, these things are fast! I'm okay! I'm okay! Who: Crazy Eyes Source: Mr. Deeds (2002) "Dear Mrs. Doubtfire, two months ago, my mom and dad decided to separate. Now they live in different houses. My brother Andrew says that we aren't to be a family anymore. Is this true? Did I lose my family? Is there anything I can do to get my parents back together? Sincerely, Katie McCormick." Oh, my dear Katie. You know, some parents, when they're angry, they get along much better when they don't live together. They don't fight all the time, and they can become better people, and much better mummies and daddies for you. And sometimes they get back together. And sometimes they don't, dear. And if they don't, don't blame yourself. Just because they don't love each other anymore, doesn't mean that they don't love you. There are all sorts of different families, Katie. Some families have one mommy, some families have one daddy, or two families. And some children live with their uncle or aunt. Some live with their grandparents, and some children live with foster parents. And some live in separate homes, in separate neighborhoods, in different areas of the country - and they may not see each other for days, or weeks, months...even years at a time. But if there's love, dear...those are the ties that bind, and you'll have a family in your heart, forever. All my love to you, poppet, you're going to be all right...bye-bye. Who: Mrs. Doubtfire Source: Mrs. Doubtfire (1993) Old Skip was 11, and feeble with arthritis, but he never lost that old devilish look in his eye. He made my room his own. Came across an old photo of him not long ago. His little face, with the long snout sniffing at something in the air. His tail was straight out, pointing. Eyes were flashing in some momentary excitement. He always loved to be rubbed on the back of his neck. And when I did it, he'd yawn and he'd stretch, reach out to me with his paws, as if he was trying to embrace me. I received a transatlantic call one day. "Skip died," Daddy said. He and my mama wrapped him in my baseball jacket. "They buried him out under our elm tree," they said. That wasn't totally true. For he really lay buried in my heart. Who: Narrator Source: My Dog Skip (2000) I did it. Who: Clark Griswold Source: National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989) And I get to tend the rabbits... Who: Lennie Small Source: Of Mice and Men (1992) Roger, darling. I've got the most wonderful news. Who: Anita Dearly Source: 101 Dalmatians remake (1996) S-P-O-T-S! Who: Waddlesworth Source: 102 Dalmatians (2000) It's gonna be my pleasure serving with you. Who: Shane Wolfe Source: The Pacifier (2005) It's the only kind he knows. Who: Misha Source: Paulie (1998) Come on, Dottie. Let's go. Let's go? Don't you want to see the rest of the movie? I don't have to see it, Dottie. I lived it. Who: Pee-Wee Herman and Dottie Source: Pee-wee's Big Adventure (1985) And remember, you're supposed to be invisible! Who: Pete Source: Pete's Dragon (1977) The body of Mrs. Arthur Appleyard, Principal of Appleyard College, was found at the base of Hanging Rock on Friday 27 March 1900. Although the exact circumstances of her death are not known, it is believed she fell while attempting to climb the rock. The search for the missing school girls and their governess continued spasmodically for the next few years without success. To this day their disappearance remains a mystery. Who: Narrator Source: Picnic at Hanging Rock (1975) So, in the end, Pinocchio did prove himself brave, honest and unselfish. And since then, many stories have been told about him. People say he was transformed into an honest-to-goodness real boy. Did that actually happen? Who knows? But I do know one thing for sure. In his heart, Pinocchio is as real as any real boy could ever be. Who: Jiminy Cricket Source: Pinocchio remake (2022) Hey, kids. Daddy's home. Who: Ludlow Lamonsoff Source: Pixels (2015) Honey, I'd like you to meet a friend of mine. Hello, Mr. Griffith. Hello, Mrs. Page. Who: Neal and Susan Page and Del Griffith (post-credits): Is this who? The winner? Oh, there's three. Who: Mr. Bryant Source: Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987) You don't really want to work it out. You want to be fooled. Who: John Cutter Source: The Prestige (2006) As you wish. Who: The Grandfather Source: The Princess Bride (1987) I hear him. I hear him. I hear you! Josh...?! Who: Michael Williams Source: The Blair Witch Project (1999) I'll see you later. Hey, how will you know where I am? I'll know. Who: Lamont Cranston and Margo Lane Source: The Shadow Walking towards that stage, I felt like I was floating. My heart was beating so fast. I didn't really understand why I was getting a medal. It's not like blew up the Death Star. All I did was get through fifth grade, just like everyone else here. Congrats. Here, here you go...that's for you. Then again, maybe that's kind of the point. Maybe the truth is, I’m really not so ordinary. Maybe if we knew what other people were thinking we'd know that no one’s ordinary, and we all deserve a standing ovation at least once in our lives. My friends do. My teachers do. My sister does for always being there for me. My dad does for always making us laugh. And my mom does the most, for never giving up, on anything. Especially, me. It's like that last precept Mr. Browne gave us. Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle. And if you really want to see what people are, all you have to do is look. Who: August Pullman and Mr. Tushman Source: Wonder (2017) Thank you, Commandant Lassard, Chief Hurst, Madam Mayor, Mr. President, His Holiness The Pope, The King of Norway, and our other honored guests." Who: Carey Mahoney Source: Police Academy (1984) It's sad, when a mother has to speak the words that condemn her own son. But I couldn't allow them to believe that I would commit murder. They'll put him away now, as I should have years ago. He was always bad, and in the end he intended to tell them I killed those girls and that man...as if I could do anything but just sit and stare, like one of his stuffed birds. They know I can't move a finger, and I won't. I'll just sit here and be quiet, just in case they do... suspect me. They're probably watching me. Well, let them. Let them see what kind of a person I am. I'm not even going to swat that fly. I hope they are watching...they'll see. They'll see and they'll know, and they'll say, "Why, she wouldn't even harm a fly..." Who: Norma Bates Source: Psycho (1960) He has friends. Who: Regina Rich Source: Richie Rich (1994) FREEZE! Drop the fucking gun, buddy. Put the gun down! Don't do it! Drop the gun man! Don't do it! Drop the fucking gun. We're gonna fucking blow you away! Who: Police officers Source: Reservoir Dogs (1992) All right. Friends, man. Who: Tony Manero Source: Saturday Night Fever (1977) What was that? Who: Malcolm Reynolds Source: Serenity (2005) Do you want to have sex again? Yeah. Who: Sara Moore and Joe Tyler Source: Serving Sara (2002) Hell of a day. Who: Fin Shepard Source: Sharknado (2013) I love New York. Who: Fin Shepard Source: Sharknado 2: The Second One (2014) Lens cap. Who: Joseph "Sky Captain" Sullivan Source: Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow (2004) So in the end, my girlfriend became my arch enemy, my arch enemy became my best friend, and my best friend became my girlfriend. But, hey, that's high school. Who: Will Stronghold Source: Sky High (2005) I hope we don't hit an iceberg. Who: Slamfist Source: Small Soldiers (1998) Oh no, you don't. No second best animal friends allowed in my room. Wait, what are you doing? Stay away from me. Stop it. I'm warning you, I've got nunchucks. Hey, stop. Okay, you can stay. Who: Sonic the Hedgehog (pre-credits:) My grasp on sanity remains absolute. Isn't that right, Agent Stone? Why don't you get a head start. Do some Rockconnaissance. Rockconnaissance. Come on, that's hilarious. What's the matter with you?! Here's the sitch. Uninhabited planet. No resources. No supplies. No apparent way home. A lesser man would die here. I'll be home by Christmas. Rockconnaissance! [cackles maniacally] Come on, cheer up! Who: Dr. Robotnik / Dr. Eggman (mid-credits:) If these readings are accurate, he's here. I found him! I just hope I'm not too late. Who: Miles "Tails" Prower Source: Sonic the Hedgehog (2020) Notes: Serves as a prelude to Sonic the Hedgehog 2. Can't forget this. Who: Sonic the Hedgehog (mid-credits:) My god...Project Shadow. Who: G.U.N. Commander Walters Source: Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (2022) Notes: Serves as a prelude to Sonic the Hedgehog 3. All right, boys, try and keep up. Who: Sonic the Hedgehog (mid-credits:) What? Who are you? Who: Sonic the Hedgehog Source: Sonic the Hedgehog 3 (2024) Notes: Serves as a prelude to Sonic the Hedgehog 4. Tomorrow? Uh... tomorrow I promised I would spend with my sister, but uh... what are your plans for every day after that? Who: Hal Brandston Source: Snow Day (2022) What is this sin, my children? Who: Mother Abbess Source: The Sound of Music (1965) All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up. Who: Norma Desmond Source: Sunset Boulevard (1950) I believe. Who: Mario (post-credits:) The Super Koopa Cousins! Who: Spike and Iggy Koopa Source: Super Mario Bros. (1993) You were marvelous...and I never want to see any of you again. I might as well...they're the last roses I'll ever see. Vous! Who: Carroll "Toddy" Todd Source: Victor / Victoria (1982) Well, [sniffles] good-bye, Virgin Alarm. Who: Dot Matrix Source: Spaceballs (1987) Vanity, definitely my favorite sin. Who: John Milton Source: The Devil's Advocate (1997) DANNY!!! Who: Jack Torrance Source: The Shining (1980) I'm listening... Who: Dr. Colosso Source: The Thundermans Return (2024) Note: Serves as the backdoor pilot to The Thundermans Undercover. One cannot choose, but wonder. You see, he's all the time in the world. Who: David Filby Source: The Time Machine (1960) Godspeed, my fine lad. Godspeed. Who: Mrs. Watchit Source: The Time Machine (2002) I'll tell you later. Who: Jimmy Tong (in-credits): Hitman! You're fast, but I'm faster. Who: James Brown Source: The Tuxedo (2002) Hey! Thanks, Dad! Ohh! Son of a...! That's gonna leave a mark. Who: Thomas "Tommy" Callahan III Source: Tommy Boy (1995) Hey Jo and Bill, check out that sky! You know what? I think we've seen enough. [turns and kisses Bill] Who: Allan Sanders and Jo Harding Source: Twister (1996) And so, we've come to the happy end of our story. But it's time for all of us to go home...just like Thomas. Who: Mr. Conductor Source: Thomas and the Magic Railroad (2000) That's funny, Chanice. See what I put up with? And don't drive fast. I'm not fixing any more tickets for you. Who: Buck Russell (post-credits:) Wake up! [air horn honking] Ha ha ha ha! Who: Buck Russell Source: Uncle Buck (1989) They say they built the train tracks over the Alps before there was a train that could make the trip. They built it anyway. They knew one day the train would come. Any arbitrary turning along the way, and I would be elsewhere. I would be different. What are four walls, anyway? They are what they contain. The house protects the dreamer. Unthinkably good things can happen, even late in the game. It's such a surprise. Who: Frances Mayes Source: Under the Tuscan Sun (2003) After that my guess is that you will never hear from him again. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist. And like that...he's gone. Who: Roger "Verbal" Kint, AKA Keyser Söze Source: The Usual Suspects (1995) Don't go. I'll eat you up, I love you so. Who: K.W. Source: Where The Wild Things Are (2009) Okay, m-m-m-m-m-move along. Th-Th-there's nothing else to see. Th-That's all, folks! Hmm. I like the sound of that. Th-Th-Th-Th-That's all, folks! Who: Porky Pig Source: Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988) Actually I do, Artie. Who: James West Source: Wild Wild West (1999) Charlie, don't forget what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he always wanted. What happened? He lived happily ever after. Who: Willy Wonka and Charlie Bucket Source: Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971) Oh, but anyway, Toto, we're home. Home! And this is my room, and you're all here. And I'm not gonna leave here ever, ever again, because I love you all, and - Oh, Auntie Em, there's no place like home. Who: Dorothy Gale Source: The Wizard of Oz (1939) So I had planned to marry Peter, but...I married Jack instead. Thank goodness my father was right. Life doesn't always turn out the way you plan. But Jack...Jack gave me the perfect gift: a stamp in my passport. He took me to Florence for our honeymoon. I guess you might say he gave me the world. Peter once asked me when it was that I fell in love with Jack. And I told him, "It was while you were sleeping." Who: Lucy Eleanor Moderatz Source: While You Were Sleeping (1995) Okay. You can go. Who: VJ Emmie Source: Who Killed Captain Alex? (2010, 2015 re-release) You still got your Izod? Who: Griffin Keyes Source: Zookeeper (2011) Alien film series Final report of the commercial starship Nostromo, third officer reporting. The other members of the crew - Kane, Lambert, Parker, Brett, Ash, and Captain Dallas - are dead. Cargo and ship destroyed. I should reach the frontier in about six weeks. With a little luck, the network will pick me up. This is Ripley, last survivor of the Nostromo, signing off. [to Jonesy] Come on, cat. Who: Ellen Ripley Source: Alien (1979) I-ffirmative. Who: Rebecca "Newt" Jorden Source: Aliens (1986) Ash, Captain Dallas are dead. Cargo and ship destroyed. I should reach the frontier in about six weeks. With a little luck, the network will pick me up. This is Ripley, last survivor of the Nostromo, signing off. Who: Ellen Ripley Source: Alien 3 (1992) I don't know. I'm a stranger here myself. Who: Ellen Ripley Source: Alien: Resurrection (1997) Final report of the vessel Prometheus. The ship and her entire crew are gone. If you're receiving this transmission, make no attempt to come to its point of origin. There is only death here now, and I'm leaving it behind. It is New Year's Day, the year of our Lord, 2094. My name is Elisabeth Shaw, last survivor of the Prometheus. And I am still searching. Who: Elizabeth Shaw Source: Prometheus (2012) This is colony ship Covenant, reporting. All crew members apart from Daniels and Tennessee tragically perished in a solar flare incident. All colonists in hypersleep remain intact and undisturbed. On course for Origae-6. Hopefully this transmission will reach the network, and be relayed in 1.36 years. This is Walter, signing off. Security code, 31564-F. Who: Walter One Source: Alien: Covenant (2017) The Amazing Spider-Man film series You should leave him alone! Who: Dr. Curt Connors Source: The Amazing Spider-Man (2012) There's no place like home. Who: Spider-Man Source: The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014) Alvin and the Chipmunks film series Now I'm gonna say it... ALVIIIIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OKAY!!! Who: Dave Seville and Alvin (post-credits:) Okay, guys. Come on. Let's try it again. Here we go and sing. Come on. Sing for your Uncle Ian. Come on, sing. Why won't you sing? I said sing. Sing. Who: Ian Hawke Source: Alvin and the Chipmunks (2007) Okay! this one's for Dave. Everybody, shake what your mama gave ya! Who: Alvin Seville (mid-credits:) Ooh... suddenly, I got really, really tired. Night, Dave! ALVIIIIIIIIIINNN!!!! Who: Alvin and Dave Seville (mid-credits 2:) Good start, gentlemen. Only 10 more rows of bleachers to go. Let's do it. Who: Dr. Rubin (post-credits:) All right, guys. All right. All right. All right, I'm out. I'm out. Is this necessary? Come on. Is that necessary? Is that...At least let me go back and get my purse. Who: Ian Hawke Source: Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel (2009) Thank you! Who: Alvin Seville (mid-credits:) AAAALLLLVVVVIIIINNNN!!!!!! Who: Dave Seville Source: Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked (2011) AAAALLLLVIIIIIIIINNNNN!!!! Who: Dave Seville (mid-credits:) Oh, come on! Come on. What are you gonna do, carry me out? Really? Okay, you are gonna carry me out. Okay! Okay, this is fine! I've been looking to relax all day! I'm like Cleopatra! Floating away! I'm gonna chillax! Who: Agent James Suggs Source: Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip (2015) Austin Powers film series I'm gonna get you Austin Powers! It's frickin' freezing in here, Mr. Bigglesworth. Who: Dr. Evil (mid-credits:) What say, you, we go out on the town and swing, baby? Yeah! Who: Austin Powers Source: Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997) Just a little prick. It's a flu shot. You've been in the coldness of space, I don't want you to get sick. It's one thing to attack me, it's quite another to attack my Mini-Me. I'm gonna get you Austin Powers, I'm gonna get you. [laughs evilly] Who: Dr. Evil (mid-credits:) Paging Dr. Freud. Who: Past Austin Powers (post-credits:) Hello, out there! Is the movie over? I'm still down here, and I'm still in quite a lot of pain. Maybe someone in the lobby could call an ambulance. Oh! The pain is really quite severe. I fashioned a makeshift splint. Here goes nothing! [screams and falls to the ground] Who: Mustafa Source: Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999) I'm gonna get you, Austin Powers! [laughs evilly and dances like Michael Jackson] Who: Dr. Scott Evil (mid-credits:) Ladies and gentleman, Mr. Burt Bacharach Who: Austin Powers (echo) Source: Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002) James Cameron's Avatar franchise Well, uh, I guess this is my last video log. Because whatever happens tonight. Either way I'm... I'm not gonna be comin' back to this place. Well, I guess I better go. I don't wanna be late for my own party. It's my birthday, after all. This is Jake Sully signin' off. Who: Jake Sully Source: Avatar (2009) I see now. I can't save my family by running. This is our home. This is our fortress. This is where we make our stand. Who: Jake Sully Source: Avatar: The Way of Water (2022) TBD Who: TBD Source: Avatar: Fire and Ash (2025) Babe film series That'll do, Pig. That'll do. Who: Farmer Arthur H. "The Boss" Hoggett Source: Babe (1995) That'll do, Pig. That'll do. Who: Farmer Arthur H. "The Boss" Hoggett (post-credits:) Thank you for staying until the end. Bye-bye. Who: Mouse Source: Babe: Pig in the City (1998) Barney films Barney. Who: Baby Fig Source: Barney's Great Adventure (1998 (Canada, only theatrical movie)) Thank you, Barney, I love you. Who: Laura Source: Barney’s Colorful World Live! Batman films Our job is finished. Who: Batman Source: Batman: The Movie (1966) I thought champagne would be in order ma'am. Hi, Alfred. Mr. Wayne told me to tell you that he might be a bit late. I'm not a bit surprised. Who: Alfred Pennyworth and Vicki Vale Source: Batman (1989) Come what may. Merry Christmas, Master Bruce. Merry Christmas, Alfred. Good will toward men...and women. Who: Alfred Pennyworth and Bruce Wayne Source: Batman Returns (1992) Your secret is safe. He's definitely a wacko. Wacko. Is that a technical term? [Chase laughs] Listen, I won't be needing this anymore. Thank you for giving me a new dream. [Chase kisses Bruce] Don't work too late. Who: Dr. Chase Meridian and Bruce Wayne Source: Batman Forever (1995) Partners? Partners. Partners. We're going to need a bigger cave. Who: Barbara Wilson, Dick Grayson, Bruce Wayne and Alfred Pennyworth Source: Batman & Robin (1997) And you'll never have to. Who: Batman Source: Batman Begins (2005) Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A Dark Knight. Who: Commissioner James Gordon Source: The Dark Knight (2008) Si, Fernet Branca, per cortesia. Who: Alfred Pennyworth Source: The Dark Knight Rises (2012) Back to the Future trilogy Hey Doc, we'd better back up. There's not enough road to get to 88. Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads. Who: Marty McFly and Doc Brown Source: Back to the Future (1985) Doc! Doc? Doc? Oh, fantastic. Who: Marty McFly Source: Back to the Future Part II (1989) Hey Doc! Where are you going now? Back to the future? Nope. Already been there. Who: Marty McFly and Doc Brown Source: Back to the Future Part III (1990) Bill & Ted film series They do get better. Who: Rufus Source: Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989) Very good, very good. Who: British husband Source: Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991) And so, it wasn't so much the song that made a difference. It was everyone playing together...and it worked. Who: Wilhelmina "Billie" Logan (post-credits): Nurse! Who: Elder Ted "Theodore" Logan Source: Bill & Ted: Face The Music (2020) DC Extended Universe Of all the Lanterns who have ever worn the ring, there was one whose light shined brightest. At first his humanity was thought to be a weakness, and yet it proved to be his greatest strength. Who: Tomar-Re Source: Green Lantern (2011) Glad to be here, Lois. Who: Clark Kent Source: Man of Steel (2013) Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, the bells are ringing. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Who: Lex Luthor, Jr. Source: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016) You should shut it down, or my friends and I will do it for you. Who: Bruce Wayne Source: Suicide Squad (2016) I used to want to save the world. To end war and bring peace to mankind; but then I glimpsed the darkness that lives within their light. I learnt that inside every one of them there will always be both. The choice each must make for themselves — something no hero will ever defeat. And now I know... that only love can truly save the world. So now I stay, I fight, and I give — for the world I know can be. This is my mission now. Forever. Who: Wonder Woman Source: Wonder Woman (2017) No, I have too much to live for and more important things to do. We have to level the playing field, Mr. Wilson. To put it plainly, shouldn't we have a league of our own? Who: Lex Luthor, Jr. Source: Justice League (2017) Sure. But first, you gotta tell me how to find him. Who: David Kane / Black Manta Source: Aquaman (2018) Uh...well, that's not THAT cool. Who: Billy Batson / Shazam Source: Shazam! (2019) Are you dummies still sitting there? Fine! Since you stuck it out this long, I'll tell you a super-duper secret secret, which you can't tell anyone! Okay. Did you know that Batman f... Who: Harleen Quinzel / Harley Quinn Source: Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn) (2020) Just to save the fucking world, that’s all. Who: Emilia Harcourt Source: The Suicide Squad (2021) It's been a while since anyone's made the world this nervous. Black Adam. We should talk. Who: Superman Source: Black Adam (2022) Dennis the Menace film series Oh, I'm gonna get that little kid! Who: Andrea Source: Dennis the Menace (1993) He's a menace! Who: George Wilson Source: Dennis the Menace: Strikes Again (1998) Dennis! Who: George Wilson Source: A Dennis the Menace Christmas (2007) Disney Channel Original Movies See ya later! I can feel it in my bones! Ha! See ya! Who: Benny the Skeleton Source: Halloweentown (1998) I'd like that. Who: Aggie Cromwell Source: Halloweentown II: Kalibar's Revenge (2001) Since this is my first autobiography, I might not have gotten everything right. The events are true, the feelings are genuine, and my memoirs are finished. But I might have forgotten what everyone was wearing. Who: Kelly Conners Source: Cadet Kelly (2002) Because it always is. Who: Ren Stevens Source: The Even Stevens Movie (2003) Oh, sure. She's just hanging around somewhere. Who: Aggie Cromwell Source: Halloweentown High (2004) Oh, boy... Who: Dylan Piper Source: Return to Halloweentown (2006) Let's kick it! Who: Dee La Duke (extended ending:) And...go. Who: Mitchie Torres Source: Camp Rock (2008) I'm sure we can work something out. Who: Brown Cesario Source: Camp Rock 2: The Final Jam (2010) Mark it...play back! Who: Vikram Source: The Cheetah Girls: One World (2008) Santa? Who: Rowena Clyborn Source: Christmas...Again?! (2021) Oh... [laughs] I was having so much fun, I almost forgot. You didn't think this was the end of the story, did you? Who: Mal Source: Descentants (2015) What? You didn't think this was the end of the story, did you? Who: Uma Source: Descendants 2 (2017) Hey, last one over the bridge... ...Is a ROTTEN APPLE!!! Who 1: Carlos Who 2: The VKs Source: Descendants 3 (2019) Yeah! Whoo! That's what I'm talkin' about! Whoo! Who: Troy Bolten (post-credits:) I might even make you a creme brulee. Who: Zeke Baylor Source: High School Musical (2006) Go, Twitches! Go, Twitches! It's our birthday! It's our birthday! Who: Alexandra Fielding and Camryn Barnes Source: Twitches (2006) No. Here's to right now. Who: Troy Bolten Source: High School Musical 2 (2007) Go, Twitches! Go, Twitches! Go, Twitches! Go, Twitches! Go, Twitches! Who: Alexandra Fielding, Camryn Barnes, Illiana, and Karsh Source: Twitches Too (2007) Thank you! Whoo! Who: Troy Bolten Source: High School Musical 3: Senior Year (2008) So, things went back to normal. Or, at least as normal as the life of a high school crime fighter can be. It took some time and a mega amount of coding, but we stabilized Athena, flushed out Drakken's evil programming, and saved the good in her. Together, we formed a martial arts club, and now everyone at Middleton High wants to join. Well, almost everyone. And as for me, learning to be a better friend...Made me a better hero. Who: Kim Possible (in-credits:) Okay. My new evil master plan to take down Kim Possible will be my tightest yet! Who: Young Dr. Drakken Source: Kim Possible (2019) I just hope our new guitar player can keep up. Who: Olivia White Source: Lemonade Mouth (2011) Viva la reina Rosalinda! Who: Everyone Source: Princess Protection Program (2009) Sing! Who: Brady Source: Teen Beach Movie (2013) I'm Mack. Who: McKenzie / Mack Souce: Teen Beach 2 (2015) Pretty soon, everyone forgot about the Sage way. That's the old way. The new way is to let kids be themselves. After all, everybody has their something. And letting everybody be the most of their something they can be? That's the real magic. Who: Nori Boxwood-Horace Source: Upside-Down Magic (2020) Zander, this is Puppy. Who: Zoey Source: Zombies (2018) Weird... Who: Addison Wells Source: Zombies 2 (2020) I'm going to space! I'm going to space! Who: Bucky Buchanan Source: Zombies 3 (2022) Aww, what a sweet, happy ending. Everybody got what they wanted. But getting what you want can be dangerous... Especially when you mess with the fabric of time. You didn't think that was the end of this story, did you? Who: Uma Source: Descendants: The Rise of Red (2024) Note: Immediately leads into the events of Descendants: Wicked Wonderland. American Girl If we are, I hope we never wake up. Who: Samantha Parkington Source: Samantha: An American Girl Holiday (2004) As the carolers sang, I knew that no matter where our journeys led us, we would always have in our hearts, the comforts of that evening, the love of our families, and the everlasting nature of true friendship. Who: Felicity Merriman Source: Felicity: An American Girl Adventure (2006) My mum's favorite part was the very end of the story. "And it was always said of him, that he knew how to keep Christmas well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge. May that be truly said of us, and all of us! And so, as Tiny Tim observed, 'God bless Us, Every One!"' Who: Emily Bennett Source: Molly: An American Girl on the Home Front (2006) Now, no matter what life had in store, I was ready. Who: Margaret Mildred 'Kit' Kittredge Source: Kit Kittredge: An American Girl (2008) Mesa Grande Elementary will have an art program this year! Who: Principal Laird Source: Saige Paints The Sky (2013) Enchanted series And so, they all lived happily ever after. Who: Narrator Source: Enchanted (2007) I love you. I can't wish for anything more. Who: Robert Phillip Source: Disenchanted (2022) Harry Potter series Feels strange to be going home, doesn't it? I'm not going home. Not really. Who: Hermione Granger and Harry Potter Source: Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone (2001) There's no Hogwarts without you, Hagrid. Who: Harry Potter Source: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002) This came with it. Who 1: Hermione Granger How fast does it go, Harry? Who 2: Random Gryffindor Student (post-credits:) Mischief managed. Nox. Who 3: Harry Potter Source: Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004) Yeah. Every week. Who: Harry Potter Source: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005) Something worth fighting for. Who: Harry Potter Source: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007) I never realized how beautiful this place was. Who: Harry Potter Source: Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009) I want to bury him. Properly, without magic. Who: Harry Potter Source: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – Part 1 (2010) Ready? Ready. Who: Harry Potter and Albus Severus Potter Bye! Who: Random Hogwarts Student on the train Source: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – Part 2 (2011) So yeah. It was...very...it was a very good ten years. Who: Daniel Radcliffe After all this time? Always. Who: Severus Snape and Albus Dumbledore (Archival footage) Source: Harry Potter 20th Anniversary: Harry Potter and the Return To Hogwarts (2022) Ghostbusters series I love this town! Ha ha! Who: Winston Zeddmore (in-credits:) I wanna go with them, in their car. Who: Louis Tully Source: Ghostbusters (1984) No, I believe it's one of the Fettuccinis. Who: Peter Venkman (in-credits:) Ghostbusters! Ghostbusters! Ghostbusters! [cheering continues] Who: Everyone Source: Ghostbusters II (1989) Goosebumps film series You forgot about me. Who: Invisible Boy Source: Goosebumps (2015) You try living in a book for a while, Papa. Who: Slappy the Dummy (in-credits:) Hiya! Look at my candle. Who: Pumpkin (post-credits:) Slappy Halloween. [cackles] Who: Slappy the Dummy Source: Goosebumps 2: Haunted Halloween (2018) Hannibal Lecter series Dr. Lecter? Dr. Lecter? Dr. Lecter? Dr. Lecter? Who: Clarice Starling Source: The Silence of the Lambs (1991) Home Alone series Kevin! What did you do to my room?! Who: Buzz McCallister Source: Home Alone (1990) KEVIN!!! YOU SPENT $967 ON ROOM SERVICE?!?! Who: Peter McCallister Source: Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992) Independence Day films Yeah. Who: Dylan Dubrow-Hiller Source: Independence Day (1996) We are gonna kick some serious alien ass. Who: Dr. Brakish Okun Source: Independence Day: Resurgence (2016) Indiana Jones series Well, I know what I've got here. Come on. I'll buy you a drink. You know, a drink? Who: Marion Ravenwood Source: Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981) Uh-oh! Who: Short Round Source: Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984) Yes, sir. Who: Indiana Jones Source: Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989) Thanks, Ox. Who: Indiana Jones and Mutt Williams Source: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008) Inspector Gadget films A happy ending. What could be better than true love? Ooh, cute little bug. Wait up, fraulein. Did you know I speak German? Fahrvergnugen, baby. Who: Gadgetmobile (mid-credits:) Hey, thanks for watching my movie. Yeah, my movie, even though we called it Inspector Gadget. I know you all are wondering; Things with the Volkswagen are workin' out real good. We got married in Las Vegas, in a drive-through Chapel. We're expecting a little subcompact any day now, thinking of calling him "The Love Bug", which is in no way a plug for my employer, The Walt Disney Company. Although, when our little one is old enough, I'm sure his first words will be, "I'm going to Disneyland!" But don't any of you leave for theme parks just yet. All these fine people made me look good. Who: Gadgetmobile (post-credits:) Wow! You made it through the credits, and we didn't offer you anything for free! Movie audiences are the best audiences in the world. Now, get out, go home, leave, vamoose. You got to go. I am tired. Please go home, go home, go home, go home. Good night, Riverton! Who: Gadgetmobile Source: Inspector Gadget (1999) GADGET!!! Who: Chief Quimby and Mayor Wilson Source: Inspector Gadget 2 (2003) James Bond films Throw us your line. Who: Felix Leiter Source: Dr. No (1962) I'll show you. Who: James Bond Source: From Russia With Love (1963) Oh, no, you don't. This is not time to be rescued. Who: James Bond Source: Goldfinger (1964) Get down! Who: James Bond Source: Thunderball (1965) It will be a pleasure sir. Who: Miss Moneypenny Source: You Only Live Twice (1967) Four, three, two. Who: Jimmy Bond Source: Casino Royale (1967) It's no hurry, really. All the time in the world. Who: James Bond Source: On Her Majesty's Secret Service (1969) James, how do we get those diamonds down again? Who: Tiffany Case Source: Diamonds Are Forever (1971) Just being disarming, darling. Who: James Bond Source: Live and Let Die (1973) Goodnight, sir. Who: James Bond Source: The Man with the Golden Gun (1974) Keeping the British end up, sir. Who: James Bond Source: The Spy Who Loved Me (1977) Why not? Who: James Bond Source: Moonraker (1979) Bond, Bond, Bond! Who: Sir Frederick Gray Source: For Your Eyes Only (1981) James. Who: Octopussy Source: Octopussy (1983) Never? Who: Domino Petachi Source: Never Say Never Again (1983) Oh, James. Who: Stacey Stutton Source: A View to a Kill (1985) Oh, James. Who: Kara Milovy Source: The Living Daylights (1987) So, why don't you ask me? Who: James Bond Source: Licence to Kill (1989) Darling, what could possibly go wrong, okay? Who: James Bond Source: GoldenEye (1995) Let's stay undercover. Who: James Bond Source: Tomorrow Never Dies (1997) I thought Christmas only comes once a year. Who: James Bond Source: The World Is Not Enough (1999) Especially, when your bad. Who: James Bond Source: Die Another Day (2002) The name's Bond. James Bond. Who: James Bond Source: Casino Royale (2006) I never left. Who: James Bond Source: Quantum of Solace (2008) With pleasure, M. With pleasure. Who: James Bond Source: Skyfall (2012) There's just one thing I need. Who: James Bond Source: Spectre (2015) I'm going to tell you a story...about a man. His name is Bond, James Bond. Who: Madeleine Swann Source: No Time To Die (2021) Jaws series I can't imagine why. Who: Matt Hooper Source: Jaws (1975) Sure they did. Who: Brody Source: Jaws 2 (1978) All right! Who: Mike Source: Jaws 3-D (1983) There they were, all hundred of them! Who: Hoagie Source: Jaws: The Revenge (1987) Jumanji series What's that noise? Who: Emilie Reynaud Source: Jumanji (1995) Walter, what? Who: Danny Source: Zathura: A Space Adventure (2005) Smoldering. Who: Anthony "Fridge" Johnson Source: Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle (2017) I don't know if we already agreed on that. Who: Anthony "Fridge" Johnson (mid-credits:) It looks like it's broken. Maybe you shouldn't touch it. Who: Janice Gilpin Source: Jumanji: The Next Level (2019) Jurassic Park series Come on. Who: Dr. Alan Grant Source: Jurassic Park (1993) It is absolutely imperative that we work with the Costa Rican Department of Biological Preserves to establish a set of rules for the preservation and isolation of that island. These creatures require our absence to survive, not our help. And if we could only step aside and trust in nature, life will find a way. Who: John Hammond Source: The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997) Let's go home. Who: Paul Kirby Source: Jurassic Park III (2001) Probably stick together, for survival. Who: Owen Grady Source: Jurassic World (2015) Welcome to Jurassic World. Who: Ian Malcolm Source: Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (2018) Life on Earth has existed for hundreds of millions of years. And dinosaurs were only a part of that, and we're an even smaller part of that. They really put us in perspective. The idea that life on Earth existed 65 million years ago...it's humbling. We act like we’re alone here, but we're not. We're part of a fragile system made up of all living things. If we're going to survive, we'll have to trust each other, depend on each other, coexist. Who: Charlotte Lockwood Source: Jurassic World Dominion (2022) Look. Who: Isabella Delgado Source: Jurassic World Rebirth (2025) The Karate Kid series Thanks a lot! [whoops] Hey! Hey, Mr. Miyagi! We did it, we did it! All right! [whoops victoriously] Who: Daniel LaRusso Source: The Karate Kid (1984) Wrong. Who: Daniel LaRusso Source: The Karate Kid Part II (1986) We did it! We did it! Who: Daniel LaRusso Source: The Karate Kid Part III (1989) (in Chinese) Finish him! Who: Master Li Source: The Karate Kid (2010) Miyagi-Dough... pepperonis are best against. Miyagi-Dough... Slice first, slice hard, no anchovies. It's a billion dollar idea, LaRusso. Miyagi-Dough, Miyagi-Dough... Olives on, olives off. Who: Johnny Lawrence Source: Karate Kid: Legends (2025) Marvel Cinematic Universe I'm here to talk to you about the Avenger Initiative. Who: Nick Fury Source: Iron Man (2008) Who's "we"? Who: General Thunderbolt Ross Source: The Incredible Hulk (2008) Sir, we found it. Who: Agent Phil Coulson Source: Iron Man 2 (2010) Well, I guess that's worth a look. Who: Loki, via Erik Selvig Source: Thor (2011) Yeah. Yeah, I just...I had a date. Who: Steve Rogers Source: Captain America: The First Avenger (2011) Notes: Following post-credits scene depicts scenes from The Avengers, and thus not truly end the film. To challenge them...is to court...death. Who: The Other Source: The Avengers (2012) I'm 14-years-old, and I still had a nanny. That was weird. Who: Tony Stark Source: Iron Man 3 (2013) One down, five to go. Who: The Collector Source: Thor: The Dark World (2013) There is nothing more horrifying...than a miracle. Who: Baron Wolfgang von Strucker Source: Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014) What do you let it lick you like that for? Gross. Yeah! But it burns going down. Who: Howard the Duck Source: Guardians of the Galaxy (2014) Fine, I'll do it myself. Who: Thanos Source: Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015) It's about damn time. Who: Hope van Dyne Source: Ant-Man (2015) Notes: Following post-credits scene depicts scenes from Captain America: Civil War, and thus not truly end the film. Hey, can you shut the door? Who: Peter Parker Source: Captain America: Civil War (2016) Because I see at long last what's wrong with the world. Too many sorcerers. Who: Karl Mordo Source: Doctor Strange (2016) Hey, fellas! Hey, wait, where are you going? Hey, you were supposed to be my lift home! How will I get out of here? Hey! Oh, gee, I've got so many more stories to tell! Oh, guys! Oh, gee! Who: The Watcher Informant Source: Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017) Hi, I'm Captain America. Here to talk to you about one of the most valuable traits a student or soldier can have. Patience. Sometimes, patience is the key to victory. Sometimes, it leads to very little, and it seems like it's not worth it, and you wonder why you waited so long for something so disappointing...How many more of these? Who: Steve Rogers / Captain America Source: Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017) Notes: Post-credit scene is a PSA recording of Captain America. I just, I gotta say. I'm proud of you all. This revolution has been a huge success. Yay us! Pat-pat on the back. Pat on the back. Come on. No? Me too. 'Cause I've been a big part of it. Can't have a revolution without somebody to overthrow! So, ah, you're welcome. And, uh, it's a tie. Who: The Grandmaster Source: Thor: Ragnarok (2017) Come, we have much to learn. Who: Shuri Source: Black Panther (2018) Oh, no. Motherf... Who: Nick Fury Source: Avengers: Infinity War (2018) Hello? Ha-ha, very funny. Hank, quit screwing around. You told me yourself, not screw around. Hank? Hope? Janet? Guys...Guys? Be seriously, don't joke around! Bring me up, let's go! GUYS! Who: Scott Lang / Ant-Man Source: Ant-Man and the Wasp (2018) Where's Fury? Who: Captain Marvel Source: Captain Marvel (2019) No. No, I don't think I will. Who: Steve Rogers Source: Avengers: Endgame (2019) Who's got my shoes? Who: Nick Fury Source: Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019) Oh yeah. You and me both. Believe me... you're gonna earn it. I've got your next target. Thought I'd hand-deliver it. Maybe you'd like a shot at the man responsible for your sister's death. Kind of a cutie, don't you think? Who: Valentina Allegra de Fontaine Source: Black Widow (2021) Let's get started. We have a lot of work to do. Who: Xialing Source: Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings (2021) Sure you’re ready for that, Mr. Whitman? Who: Mysterious Man Source: Eternals (2021) Note: The unseen man is identified off-screen as Eric Brooks / Blade. And there he goes. Without paying the bills, no tips, nothing. Who: Bartender Source: Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021) Notes: Following post-credits scene depicts scenes from Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness, and thus not truly end the film. [laughs maniacally] It's over! Who: Pizza Poppa vendor (Bruce Campbell) Source: Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness (2022) Thank you for looking after my son. You are very welcome here, to the land of the gods. Welcome to Valhalla. Who: Heimdall Source: Thor: Love and Thunder (2022) My name is Prince T'Challa, son of King T'Challa. Who: T'Challa II / Toussaint Source: Black Panther: Wakanda Forever (2022) All of us. Who: Immortus Source: Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania (2023) Note: The following post-creidt scene depicts scenes from the second season of Loki, and thus not truly end the film. Oh, really? Now I kind of want to know. Who: Peter Quill Source: Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 (2023) Oh, shit. Who: Monica Raumbeau Source: The Marvels (2023) Gotcha, fuck face. Who: Wade Wilson / Deadpool Source: Deadpool & Wolverine (2024) We share the same world, don't we? This world you would die to save? It's coming. I've seen it, the probabilities, seen it plain as day. All you heroes protecting this world… do you think you're the only ones? Do you think this is the only world? We'll see what happens when you have to protect this place from the others. Who: Samuel Sterns / The Leader Source: Captain America: Brave New World (2025) It’s a… it’s a cool ship. Who: John Walker / U.S. Agent Source: Thunderbolts* (2025) Okay. Back in a second, babe. H.E.R.B.I.E., have you seen the book that Franklin loves? [H.E.R.B.I.E. vocalizes] Not that one. We did that one yesterday, and I know he loves it, but thi… Here we are. It’s here. [H.E.R.B.I.E. vocalizes] We’re going for something a little bit more fun today. Yeah? Who: Susan Storm / Invisible Woman Source: The Fantastic Four: First Steps (2025) The Mask film series SSSMOKIN'! Who: Stanley Ipkiss Source: The Mask (1994) What do you think about that Double A? A little brother or sister? How does that sound? Who: Tim Avery Source: Son of the Mask (2005) The Matrix I know you're out there. I can feel you now. I know that you're afraid...you're afraid of us. You're afraid of change. I don't know the future. I didn't come here to tell you how this is going to end. I came here to tell you how it's going to begin. I'm going to hang up this phone, and then I'm going to show these people what you don't want them to see. I'm going to show them a world without you. A world without rules and controls, without borders or boundaries. A world where anything is possible. Where we go from there is a choice I leave to you. Who: Neo / Thomas A. Anderson Source: The Matrix (1999) Only one. Who: Roland Source: The Matrix Reloaded (2003) Oh, no. No, I didn't. But I believed...I believed. Who: The Oracle Source: The Matrix Revolutions (2003) Another chance. Who: Trinity Source: The Matrix Resurrections (2021) Middle-Earth film series Sam, I'm glad you're with me. Who: Frodo Baggins Source: The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001) Follow me. Who: Gollum Source: The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002) Well, I'm back. Who: Samwise Gamgee Source: The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003) You're right. I do believe the worst is behind us. Who: Bilbo Baggins Source: The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012) What have we done? Who: Bilbo Baggins Source: The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug (2013) Come in, come in! Welcome, welcome... Who: Bilbo Baggins Source: The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies (2014) Men in Black film series Hey, Jay! Zed called. The high consulate from Solaxiant 9 wants floor seats for the next Bulls game. All right, let's put in a call to Dennis Rodman. He's from that planet. Rodman? You're kidding. Nope. Not much of a disguise. Who: Agent L and Agent J Source: Men in Black (1997) Whoa. Who: Frank the Pug Source: Men in Black II (2002) That was a close one. Who: Griffin Source: Men in Black 3 (2012) Yeah, got it. I'm gonna trust my gut. Who: Agent M Source: Men in Black: International (2019) MonsterVerse Sweetie! Who: Elle Brody Source: Godzilla (2014) This world never belonged to us. It belonged to them. The question is, how long before they take it back. Kong is not the only king. Who: Houston Brooks Source: Kong: Skull Island (2017) National Treasure You'll figure it out. Who: Abigail Chase Source: National Treasure (2004) I love this car. Who: Riley Poole Source: National Treasure: Book of Secrets (2007) Night at the Museum You ain't goin' nowhere. Start moppin', hot dog. Over here. Who: Gus Source: Night at the Museum (2006) I said one second, Ma! I really think I'm on to something here! Who: Joey Motorola Source: Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian (2009) I’m not going anywhere! Who: Tilly Source: Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb (2014) Pirates of the Caribbean Drink up, me hearties, yo ho! who: Captain Jack Sparrow source: Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003) So, tell me, what's become of my ship? who: Captain Hector Barbossa source: Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006) Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me. We pillage, we plunder, we rifle, we loot, drink up, me hearties, yo ho. We kidnap and ravage and don’t give a hoot, drink up, me hearties, yo ho. Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me... who: Henry Turner source: Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End (2007) Savvy? Who: Captain Jack Sparrow source: Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (2011) I have a rendezvous beyond my...Beloved horizon. Who: Captain Jack Sparrow Source: Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales (2017) Planet of the Apes You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell! Who: Captain George Taylor Source: Planet of the Apes (1968) In one of the countless billions of galaxies in the universe, lies a medium-sized star, and one of its satellites, a green and insignificant planet, is now dead. Who: Ending Voiceover Source: Beneath the Planet of the Apes (1970) Mama? Mama? Mama? Who: Milo Source: Escape from the Planet of the Apes (1971) But now...now we will put away our hatred. Now we will put down our weapons. We have passed through the night of the fires, and those who were our masters are now our servants. And we, who are not human, can afford to be humane. Destiny is the will of God, and if it is man's destiny to be dominated, it is God's will that he be dominated with compassion, and understanding. So, cast out your vengeance. Tonight, we have seen the birth of the Planet of the Apes! Who: Caesar Source: Conquest of the Planet of the Apes (1972) Perhaps only the dead. Who: The Lawgiver Source: Battle for the Planet of the Apes (1973) Keep your hands up! Who: Police Ape 3 Source: Planet of the Apes (2001) Okay. Caesar is home. Go. Who: Will Rodman Source: Rise of the Planet of the Apes (2011) I did, too. Who: Caesar Source: Dawn of the Planet of the Apes (2014) Caesar. Who: Maurice Source: War for the Planet of the Apes (2017) Power Rangers film series Wha-hoo, Yeah. Who: Fred Kelman (mid-credits:) Uh-oh! Who: Goldar and Mordant Source: Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie (1995) Yeah, Woo! Who: Tommy Oliver (mid-credits:) Shift into Turbo! Who: Tommy Oliver Source: Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie (1997) This Ranger team did what my team could not. You will humbly walk amongst your peers, but heroes you all will be. Each of your names will be etched alongside the great Ranger teams before you. I will always owe a debt of gratitude to you all. Who: Zordon (mid-credits:) It might've been my fault, It might've been my fault, I'm so sorry. Who: Billy Cranston Source: Power Rangers (2017) RoboCop Murphy. Who: RoboCop Source: RoboCop (1987) Patience, Lewis. We're only human. Who: RoboCop Source: RoboCop 2 (1990) My friends call me Murphy. You can call me...RoboCop! Who: RoboCop Source: Robocop 3 (1993) Scooby-Doo live action movies Whatever the case, Mystery Inc. will be there. Solving mysteries, man. Writing wrongs. Looking for clues, and kicking butt! Who: Fred Jones, Shaggy Rogers, Daphne Blake, and Velma Dinkley (in-credits:) On the count of three. One, two, three! Who: Scooby-Doo and Shaggy Rogers Source: Scooby-Doo (2002) Scooby-Dooby-Doo! (post credits:) Game Boy Advance secret code. Who: Scooby-Doo Source: Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed (2004) Sesame Street movies See ya. Who: Big Bird Bruno, come on! Who: Oscar the Grouch (post-credits) That is 278 incredible, colossal credits! Ha-ha-ha-ha, I love motion pictures! Wonderful! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Who: Count von Count Source: Sesame Street Presents: Follow That Bird (1985) Bye-bye! Who: Elmo, Ernie Source: The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland (1999) The Santa Clause film series Santa! Who: Laura Miller Source: The Santa Clause (1994) Nothing wrong with a straight line, Chet. Chet! CHET!! Who: Scott Calvin / Santa Claus Source: The Santa Clause 2 (2002) That's right. Say hello to Buddy Claus. What's going on? (in-credits) I was happy. Who: Scott Calvin / Santa Claus Source: The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause (2006) The Smurfs film series Grace, I smurf you. Who: Patrick (mid-credits) Smurfs. Smurfs! I wish I could quit you. Get out of here. What are you looking at? Who: Gargamel Source: The Smurfs (2011) Note: He was stuck in New York City powerless and while the Smurfs went back to Smurf Village with victory and no Gargamel to bother him. Have a nice trip. Who: Jokey (mid-credits) So long, sucker! Who: Azrael (mid-credits) And where do you think you’re going?! You’re coming with me! (mid-credits) Ow! (post-credits) How dare you call me that?! I have bungled nothing! Well, Paris is over, my friend, we're back here in the Dark Ages, I suggest you get used to it! Aw, you want room service, why don't you yell out the window?! Don't you show your claws to me unless you are prepared to use them, Mr. Pussy Foot! Pussy foot! Pussy foot! Pussy foot! Stop it! Not the face! Not the face! Who: Gargamel Source: The Smurfs 2 (2013) Note: At the end when Gargamel blasts off into the air, he and Azrael gets sent back to the castle. They get into a fight and Azrael then attacks Gargamel with his claws. Sony's Spider-Man Universe films When I get out of here - and I will - there's gonna be carnage. Who: Cletus Kasady Source: Venom (2018) Note: Following post-credits scene depicts scenes from Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse, and thus not truly end the film. (Roomer: "Dude, what are you doing in my room?") Uh... I... Who: Eddie Brock Source: Venom: Let There Be Carnage (2021) Intriguing. Who: Michael Morbius Source: Morbius (2022) Whatever the future holds. We’ll be ready. And you know the best thing about the future… It hasn’t happened yet. Who: Cassandra "Cassie" Web / Madame Web Source: Madame Web (2024) Space Jam film series Let's go, bulls! Who: Bill Murray (post-credits): Can I go home now? Who: Michael Jordan Source: Space Jam (1996) You can't get rid of us now, doc. We're family! Who: Bugs Bunny (post-credits): Th-th-that's all folks! Who: Porky Pig Source: Space Jam: A New Legacy (2021) Spider-Man Sam Raimi film series Whatever life holds in store for me, I will never forget these words: "With great power comes great responsibility." This is my gift. My curse. Who am I? I'm Spider-Man. Who: Peter Parker Source: Spider-Man (2002) Whoo! Hoo-hoo! Who: Peter Parker / Spider-Man Source: Spider-Man 2 (2004) Whatever comes our way...whatever battle is raging inside us, we always have a choice. My friend Harry taught me that. He chose to be the best of himself. It’s the choices that make us what we are...and we can always choose to do what's right. Who: Peter Parker Source: Spider-Man 3 (2007) Star Trek Thataway! Who: Admiral James T. Kirk Source: Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979) Space, the final frontier. These are the continuing voyages of the Starship Enterprise. Her ongoing mission, to explore strange new worlds...to seek out new lifeforms and new civilisations...To boldly go where no man has gone before. Who: Spock Source: Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (1982) Yes. Who: Admiral James T. Kirk Source: Star Trek III: The Search for Spock (1984) Aye, sir! Who: Lieutenant Sulu Source: Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (1986) Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream.... Who: James T. Kirk, Spock & Dr. McCoy Source: Star Trek V: The Final Frontier (1989) Captain's log, U.S.S. Enterprise, stardate 9529.1. This is the final cruise of the Starship Enterprise under my command. This ship and her history will shortly become the care of another crew. To them and their posterity will we commit our future. They will continue the voyages we have begun and journey to all the undiscovered countries, boldly going where no man, where no one...has gone before. Who: Captain James T. Kirk Source: Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country (1991) I always thought I'd get a shot at this chair one day. Perhaps you still will...somehow I doubt this will be the last ship to carry the name "Enterprise". Picard to Farragut, two to beam up. Who: Commander William Riker and Captain Jean-Luc Picard Source: Star Trek Generations (1994) Make it so. Who: Captain Jean-Luc Picard Source: Star Trek: First Contact (1996) Energize. Who: Captain Jean-Luc Picard Source: Star Trek: Insurrection (1998) ...Going so right. Who: B-4 Source: Star Trek Nemesis (2002) Space, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Her ongoing mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new lifeforms and new civilizations, to boldly go where no one has gone before. Who: Spock Prime Source: Star Trek (2009) Aye, Captain. Who: Lieutenant Sulu Source: Star Trek Into Darkness (2013) To boldly go where no one has gone before. Who: Lieutenant Uhura Source: Star Trek Beyond (2016) Star Wars Don't worry, he'll be all right. Who: Luke Skywalker Source: Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope (1977) May the force be with you. Who: Luke Skywalker Source: Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back (1980) All right. I understand. Fine. When he comes back, I won't get in the way. No, he's not like that at all. He's my brother. Who: Han Solo and Princess Leia Organa of Alderaan Source: Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi (1983) PEACE!!! Ya-hoo! Who: Boss Nass and Jar-Jar Binks Source: Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace (1999) I have to admit that without the clones, it would have not been a victory. Victory? Victory, you say? Master Obi-Wan, not victory. The shroud of the Dark Side has fallen; Begun, the Clone War has. Who: Obi-Wan Kenobi and Yoda Source: Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones (2002) Captain Antilles? Yes, your highness? I'm placing these droids in your care. Treat them well, clean them up, have the protocol droid's mind wiped. What?! [R2-D2 laughs] Oh, no. Who: Bail Organa, Captain Antilles and C-3PO Source: Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith (2005) Rey? May the Force be with you. Who: General Leia Organa-Solo Source: Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015) Hope. Who: Princess Leia Organa of Alderaan Source: Rogue One (2016) Luke Skywalker, Jedi Master. Who: Temiri Blagg Source: Star Wars Episode VIII: The Last Jedi (2017) No, I'm telling ya, it's gonna be great. When have I ever steered you wrong? Who: Han Solo Source: Solo (2018) Rey Skywalker. Who: Rey Source: Star Wars Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker (2019) Stuart Little films I was just thinking. What, dear? That this is how people look. At the end of a fairy tale. Yeah, exactly. Who: Stuart, Elenor, and George Little Source: Stuart Little (1999) Big deal. When she can fall from a tree and land on her feet, then I'll be impressed. Who: Snowbell Source: Stuart Little 2 (2002) Superman No, sir. Don't thank me, Warden. We're all part of the same team. Good night. Who: Superman Source: Superman: The Movie (1978) Good afternoon, Mr. President. Sorry I've been away so long. I won't let you down again. Who: Superman Source: Superman II (1980) Giorgio, per favore. Que grazie. Who: Pisa Vendor Source: Superman III (1983) No. It's the same as it's always been, Luthor. On the brink. With good fighting evil. See you in twenty. Who: Superman Source: Superman IV: The Quest for Peace (1987) I'm always around. Good night, Lois. Who: Superman Source: Superman Returns (2006) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles film series I made a funny! [laughs] Who: Splinter Source: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990) I made another funny! [laughs] Who: Splinter Source: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze (1991) Get down! Who: Michaelangelo Source: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III: Turtles in Time (1993) I can't see me loving nobody but you For all my life When you're with me, baby The skies'll be blue For all my life! Who: Michaelangelo Source: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014) Note: Singing the song "Happy Together" by The Turtles Normal...what fun is that? Who: Raphael Source: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows (2016) Terminator I know. Who: Sarah Connor Source: The Terminator (1984) The unknown future rolls toward us. I face it for the first time with a sense of hope, because if a machine, a Terminator, can learn the value of human life, maybe we can too. Who: Sarah Connor Source: Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991) By the time SkyNet became self-aware it had spread into millions of computer servers all across the planet. Ordinary computers in office buildings, dorm rooms, everywhere. It was software, in cyberspace. There was no system core. It could not be shut down. The attack began at 6:18 P.M. just as he said it would. Judgment Day. The day the human race was nearly destroyed by the weapons they built to protect themselves. I should have realized our destiny was never to stop Judgment Day; it was merely to survive it. Together. The Terminator knew. He tried to tell us, but I didn't want to hear it. Maybe the future has been written. I don't know. All I know is what the Terminator taught me. Never stop fighting. And I never will. The battle has just begun. Who: John Connor Source: Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (2003) There is a storm on the horizon. A time of hardship and pain. The battle has been won, but the war against machines rages on. Skynet's global network remains strong, but we will not quit, until all of it is destroyed. This is John Connor. There is no fate but what we make. Who: John Connor Source: Terminator Salvation (2009) It was over. Skynet was gone. Now, one road has become many. Though questions remain, We'll search for the answers together. But, one thing we know for sure, The future is not set. Who: Kyle Reese Source: Terminator Genisys (2015) Then you need to be ready. Who: Sarah Connor Source: Terminator: Dark Fate (2019) Top Gun film series I don't know, but uh, it's looking good so far. Who: Lt. Pete "Maverick" Mitchell Source: Top Gun (1986) X-Men film series And I will always be there, old friend. Who: Professor Charles Xavier Source: X-Men (2000) Mutation. It is the key to our evolution. It is how we have evolved from a single-cell organism into the dominant species on the planet. This process is slow, normally taking thousands and thousands of years. But every few millennia evolution leaps forward. Who: Jean Grey Source: X2: X-Men United (2003) Charles? Who: Moira MacTaggert Source: X-Men: The Last Stand (2006) Shhh. Who: Wade Wilson / Deadpool No. I'm drinking to remember. Who: Logan Source: X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009) Notes: Two alternate post-credits scenes were shown at different screenings. The last line alternates depending on which version was shown. I prefer...Magneto. Who: Erik Lehnsherr Source: X-Men: First Class (2011) As I told you a long time ago, you're not the only with gifts. Who: Professor Charles Xavier Source: The Wolverine (2013) En Sabah Nur. En Sabah Nur. En Sabah Nur. En Sabah Nur. En Sabah Nur. En Sabah Nur. En Sabah Nur. En Sabah Nur. En Sabah Nur. En Sabah Nur. Who: Apocalypse's worshippers Source: X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014) I'm never gonna dance again, the way I danced with you, ohhhhhhh! Who: Wade Wilson / Deadpool (post-credits:) You're still here? It's over. Go home! Oh, you're expecting a teaser for Deadpool 2. Well, we don't have that kind of money. What are you expecting, Sam Jackson show up with an eyepatch and a saucy little leather number? Go, go. Oh, but I can tell you one thing and it's a bit of a secret. The sequel, we're gonna have Cable. Amazing character, bionic arm, time-travel, we have no idea who we're gonna cast yet, but it could be anybody just need a big guy with a flat-top. Could be Mel Gibson, Dolph Lundgren, Keira Knightley, she's got range, who knows, anyway big secret shhh. Oh and don't leave your garbage all lying around, it's a total dick move. Go. [walks away, pops his head back in] Chicka chi-kaah! Who: Wade Wilson / Deadpool Source: Deadpool (2016) Forget everything you think you know. Whatever lessons you learned in school, whatever your parents taught you, none of that matters! You're not kids anymore. You're not students. You're X-Men! Who: Mystique Source: X-Men: Apocalypse (2016) "There's no living with a killing. There's no going back from one. Right or wrong, it's a brand. A brand sticks. There's no going back. Now you run on home to your mother, and tell her... tell her everything's all right. And there aren't any more guns in the valley." Who: Laura Source: Logan (2017) Notes: Laura is quoting Shane as a eulogy for Logan. You're welcome, Canada. Who: Wade Wilson / Deadpool Source: Deadpool 2 (2018) No, you won't. Who: Professor Charles Xavier Source: Dark Phoenix (2019) Inside every person there are two bears. One bear is all the good things, compassion, love trust. The other is all the bad things, fear, shame, self-destruction. I asked, "Which one wins?" He answered, "The one you feed." Who: Danielle "Dani" Moonstar / Mirage Source: The New Mutants (2020) Wicked duology Citizens of Oz, there is an enemy who must be found and captured. Believe nothing she says. She has stolen our Grimmerie. She is evil, responsible for the mutilation of these poor innocent monkeys. Her green skin is but an outward manifestorium of her twisted nature. This distortion. This repulsion. This Wicked Witch. Who: Madame Morrible Source: Wicked (2024 film) Category:Last lines