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Pig Goat Banana Cricket
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Pig Goat Banana Cricket is an American animated comedy series created by Dave Cooper and Johnny Ryan for Nickelodeon. Airing from 2015 to 2017, it became known for its surreal, fast-paced humor, bizarre visual style, and interconnected stories centered on four unlikely roommates
Season 1
Pig Goat Banana Cricket High Five!
Pig: Ow! Ideas hurt my head.
Clerk: Mr. Manelli! Mr. Manelli! We've got a code 11!
Mr. Manelli: Big Foot shaving his butt by the pool?
Clerk: No. A pig is stealing a shopping cart!
Mr. Manelli snaps his pencil in half, opens his shirt, removes two keys, unlocks a hand scanner, places his hand on it, and scans his eyes.
Mr. Manelli: [breaking into tears] Call in... The Shragger.
He presses a button.
The Shragger: I hate pigs.
The Shragger: Have you seen a pig in a cart?
Banana is interrupted while playing a handheld video game.
Banana: AAAHH!!Banana: Ohh! Here's an idea. Why don't you check your butt?
The Shragger: What?
Banana: AAAHH!!
Banana runs away in fear.
At Park Rangers Headquarters.
Ranger Rhino: There's a bunch of Junior Rangers waiting outside to be taken on a nature hike, and you better not lose them.
Banana: Why would I lose them?
Ranger Rhino: Because you've lost 30 Junior Rangers already this year!
Banana: No, I haven't.
Junior Ranger Kyle slowly crawls into headquarters.
Junior Ranger Kyle: Water... water...
Junior Ranger Sneezy: Banana: See? Only 29.
Junior Ranger Barton: Whoa! Dude, you got mad skills!
Junior Ranger Sneezy: I have a question. How did you get so good at this?
Banana: By avoiding things like work, and nature hikes, and making campfires or making kerchiefs. That way, I can focus on the important things. Now let's take this sucker to Level 28!
The Junior Rangers cheer.
In Cricket's laboratory, Burgerstein's robot dog arm attempts to eat his burger head.
Cricket: Stop eating your own burger brain, you idiot!
Goat: What?
Cricket: Nothing, just some gas.
A vacuum tube suddenly sucks Goat out of the laboratory.
Cricket: Just some gas.
Love Comet: Dang, you are one fine looking planet.
Banana: Hey, Buttzilla!
Goat: Huh? What are you talking about?
The giant butt monster waves at Goat. She becomes jealous.
Goat: CRICKET!!!
Cricket escapes from the rocket.
Pig: If you want my friend, you're gonna have to take him from my cold, dead hooves!
Pig dramatically reveals his hooves.
Goat: And mine!
Goat reveals her hooves.
Banana: And theirs!
The Junior Rangers remain where they are.
Banana: Hey, c'mon, Greg! Get out there.
The Junior Rangers collectively refuse.
Pig: PIG!
Goat: GOAT!
Banana: BANANA!
Cricket: CRICKET!
They attempt a high five and miss.
Pig: Let's do it slower!
They slowly complete the high five.
Pig, Goat, Banana and Cricket: We-e-e-e-e-e... [high five] DID IT!! Pig Goat Banana—
A construction worker interrupts them with a jackhammer. A "The End" title card appears and is shattered by the jackhammer.
Pig, Goat, Banana and Cricket: —Cricket!!