Leprechaun 3

Leprechaun 3 is a 1995 American horror slasher film about the homicidal Leprechaun who goes on a killing rampage on in Las Vegas, wreaking havoc on a young man's aspiring career. Directed by Brian Trenchard-Smith and written by Mark Jones and David DuBos. Welcome To Vegas... The Odds Are You Won't Leave Alive!Taglines The Leprechaun There was an old man of Madras whose balls were made of fine brass. So in stormy weather they both clanged together and sparks flew out of his ass! For pulling this trick, I'll chop off your dick! Ah... lovely golden palaces completely full of riches! I'll rip 'em off and rob 'em blind, those dirty sons of bitches! Ah... Vegas, my kind of town! This is my kind of place, crooked and sleazy. Stealing gold from humans is awfully easy. Look out Vegas, I'm taking over! I smell me shilling. Tell me where it is or there'll be another killing. They should have been willing to give me me shilling. But I've done well by sending them to hell! Now that was quite a load to have to explode. What a lovely lass, I had to blow up your ass but now I must hit the road! [Appears on the TV as a injuries compensation lawyer doing an infommercial] Feeling sick? Stubbed your toe? Call this lawyer. I'll fix your woe. Agony is my business. I'll fight for you! Even you, Mitch. [Appears on the TV as a psychic doing a commercial] The signs point to a tragedy about to happen: casino owner dies in a bed of lies. [To an East Indian pawn shop owner after being revived granitized] Mmm, I like Indian food. So spicy! [Leprechaun appears on the TV as a preacher doing a commercial] Leprechaun: Praise the Lord! And send in your money. Otherwise, you're all doomed to hellfire and damnation for fornicatin' with the Devil's harlot. Especially you, Mitch. You're a prime offender. Scott [On the phone] Yeah, give me hotel security. Yeah, I'd like to report a leprechaun in your hotel. No, a LEPRECHAUN. Yeah, little green guy. HE TRIED TO KILL ME! [Realizes receptionist has hung up] Hello? Fazio Loretta, darling, if you want magic, bend over. I'll pull a rabbit out of your ass. ['As he's being sawn in half] Caesar's... Palace... You need more than a boob job, Loretta. You need a personality transplant. Art What do I want? I want brown hair. I want health insurance for all Americans. I want the Mets to get their shit together. [To The Leprechaun] Tell me, what was Judy Garland really like? Mitch Ladies and gentlemen, due to a slight solicrivilance in the stem of the wheel, the situation is thus - this table is now closed. Loretta Look at those tits! I wish I was a man so I could just screw myself right to the floor. And I dare you to feel that ass, Fazio. That's prime. Dialogue Loretta: Who the hell are you? The Leprechaun: I'm a leprechaun me lass, and I'm gonna make you pay! Loretta: What do you want? The Leprechaun: Your boobs are big. Your butt is small. But still you're in for quite a fall. Loretta: What are you talking about? The Leprechaun: Oh, well didn't you hear? Bigger is good, but jumbo is dear. I'll give ya boobs that come out to here. Scott: There once was a lady of Totten whose tastes grew perverted and rotten. She cared not for steaks or for pastries and cakes, but lived upon penis au gratin. Waitress: Metallica. No, wait... White Zombie. I got the album. Enjoy your spuds! Scott: What the hell did I just say? Doctor: Now listen to me! This may mean the difference between living and dying. Do you have health insurance? Scott: Do ya take Green Cross? Tammy: Let me go, you son of a bitch! Leprechaun: Now that's no way to speak about me mother, bless her green soul. Doctor: All right, let's just start with every test that starts with the letter A, tomorrow we'll do the B's, and then Thursday... Nurse: You play golf on Thursday. Doctor: Well, this is an emergency. Mitch: Will you keep your voice down? One thing I can't stand is a fat broad with a big mouth. Loretta: Who's callin' fat, fat, Mr. Porker? You couldn't get a woman if your life depended on it. Mitch: Oh yeah? I could have any broad that I want. Loretta: Like that bubble-headed little bimbo Miss Tammy? Scott: Excuse me, where can I cash a check? Mitch: You old enough to be in here, kid? [Sees the amount of Scott's check] Yes, you're old enough. Right over there. If there's anything you need, just come to me. Tammy: Sorry I'm late, Fazio. Fazio: I told you, you will address me as Great One offstage and on. Tammy: You're a magician, not the Pope. Fazio: [The Leprechaun has turned his white rabbit into a pile of green feces] Oh, shit! The Leprechaun: A little token of my esteem. It is exactly what it seems. Made fresh daily at exactly 9:00. It comes from my shillelagh. You can keep it in a crock. [Cruelly chuckles''] Scott: I thought maybe you could sneak me inside the casino to see what it's like. Tammy: What? Do you think this is like Disneyland or something? Scott: Have you ever blown a rod before? Tammy: I beg your pardon? Scott: The engine, I meant. See, you got your pistons and your rods... You don't want to know this, right? Tammy: No, actually, I don't. Loretta: Why don't you hire me? Fazio: Twenty years ago, Loretta, or should I say twenty pounds ago? Lucky: He's a good luck charm. Gupta: Yes, I can see it's working very well. Tony: Look sharp, be sharp. Art: No, tell him the other thing. The threat thing. Tony: Oh. You pay Arthur the money you owe him or I will kill you. Mitch: What are you, tough guys? I got hemorrhoids tougher than you. Cast Warwick Davis as Leprechaun John Gatins as Scott Lee Armstrong as Tammy John DeMita as Fazio Michael Callan as Mitch Caroline Williams as Loretta Marcelo Tubert as Gupta Tom Dugan as Art Leigh-Allyn Baker as Waitress Richard Reicheg as Lucky Linda Diane Shayne as Nurse Ian Gregory as Doctor Roger Hewlett as Tony Taglines Welcome To Vegas... Your Losing Streak Is About To Begin! See also Leprechaun (film series) External links 0113636 Category:1995 films Category:1990s American films Category:Cult films Category:Independent films Category:Films about serial killers Category:Slasher films Category:Teen films Category:Saint Patrick's Day films Category:Films set in Las Vegas Category:Films set in Nevada Category:Leprechaun