Henry Danger/Season 3

Henry Danger A Finata Full of Dead Bugs Henry Hart: [to Jasper] How?! How could you give my little sister a finata full of dead bugs?! Love Muffin Piper Hart: [marching down the stairs, looking angry] JASPER!!!! Jasper Dunlop: Oh, hey, Piper! Piper Hart: Did you go to my bathroom and take my curling iron?! Jasper Dunlop: Yeah, but l... Henry Hart: Hey! Don't you yell at my Jasper! Piper Hart: He jacked my girly Curly! [yanks out Jasper's eyelashes] Jasper Dunlop: [yells] She yanked out my eyelashes! Henry Hart: Piper! You just hurt someone l Love! Piper Hart: Yeah! And l'm just getting started! [starts beating up Jasper] Jasper Dunlop: What? No, no! Henry Hart: No! Stop! Piper Hart: You want some more?! Charlotte Page: Piper! Piper Hart: Are you gonna steal my -- Henry Hart: Piper, quit that! Piper Hart: [as everything goes in slow motion] NOW, STAY OUT OF MY BATHROOM!!! Henry Hart: [in slow motion] No! [In slow motion, Piper throws Jasper over the couch, much to Henry's horror] Henry Hart: [in slow motion] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! [Jasper falls to the floor, Piper angrily walks upstairs] Scream Machine [An infuriated Charlotte is attacking Schwoz for destroying her Scream Machine] Charlotte Page: Four months! I worked on that project for four months! Ray Manchester: All right, that's enough. Henry Hart: All right, Charlotte, come on. [They both pull Charlotte away from Schwoz. Schwoz gets up from the floor, As the two is about to charge at each other, Ray and Henry quickly stop them] Henry Hart: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Come on. Charlotte Page: l was finally gonna win first place at the Gizmo Show! Finally! But Schwoz has to go wreck my Scream Machine and ruin my chances! Henry Hart: Look, just calm down. Charlotte Page: Hey! Never tell a woman to calm down! Henry Hart: Uh, sorry, l was just trying to... Charlotte Page: Never tell a woman to calm down! Henry Hart: Okay. Charlotte Page: Say it with me! Charlotte & Henry: "Never tell a woman to calm down." Charlotte Page: You get it?! Henry Hart: Yes, l promise! Jana Tetrazini: Hey, Piper. Piper Hart: What up, Jana? Jana Tetrazini: l see your volcano got a three. I, uh... guess that's better than a two. Piper Hart: Well at least l built mine. I didn't have my smelly dad do it for me. Jana Tetrazini: Oh, great! So you're a loser all by yourself. Piper Hart: [starts fuming with rage] That's it. Jake Hart: [quickly restrains Piper] Whoa! No, Piper, no! Piper Hart: [enraged] SHE CALLED ME A LOSER! Jake Hart: They're just words. Just ignore her! Jana Tetrazini: Yeah, Piper! Listen to your dumb dad. Jake Hart: [starts getting infuriated] She called me dumb! [Is about to charge at Jana, but Piper quickly restrains him] I don't have to take that from A kid! Piper Hart: Relax! Jake Hart: You think l'm dumb?! I went to college! I'll show you dumb! JERK!!! Piper Hart: LET IT GO! [Jana Tetrazini walks away] Jake Hart: Yeah! You better walk away! Mouth Candy The Trouble With Frittles [As Henry and Ray transform, Henry turns into Kid Danger while Ray unintentionally wears a wedding dress, much to his shock] Ray Manchester: What the --?! [Charlotte starts laughing at his ridiculous outfit] Schwoz! What'd you dk to my balls of gum?! Schwoz: That's what you get for schtuffing me in that bucket of oats! Hour of Power Henry Hart: l can't take on Drex. Schwoz: Why not you can't? Henry Hart: Cause... l tried to fight that guy, and hstuffed me in cake butter, and then he spanked me. Charlotte Page: Where are you going? Henry Hart: [starts walking away] Home. Schwoz: Home? Captain Man: [his head gets stuck in a neutronium box like helmet] Oh, come on, Henry, you can't just go home, not when this town needs you most! Henry Hart: This town needs a superhero, or... [places his communicator on the chair] At least a decent sidekick, with skills or... was anything. [takes out his gumball tube and looks at it] Here. [throws the gumball tube to Charlotte. He getjo the tube] Up the tube. [He goes up the tube] Dodging Danger Double Date Danger Space Invaders, Part 1 Captain Man: [locked in a closet aboard the space station] Hey, kid! Would you ket me out of here?! Kid Danger: Yeah yeah. [opens the closet door, and Captain Man comes out] Captain Man: What's going on?! Jim: Your stupid sidekick broke our space station! Kid Danger: l was pushed! Neil: We're losing oxgyen! Kid Danger: What? [to Captain Man] Dude, l need oxygen! You know, for like, breathing! Captain Man: Right. C'mon, we'd better get out of here! [They start leaving] Jim: Hey, hey, hey, wait! You can't leave us up here with no oxygen! Kid Danger: Well, maybe you should've thought of that, before you pushed me! Jim: It was your fault! Neil: Yeah! Kid Danger: FALSE! Space holes! Space Invaders, Part 2 Gas or Fail [Kid Danger tries to help Captain Man get out of underground] Kid Danger: Whoa, whoa,Ray, have you gained some weight? Captain Man: No, l haven't gained weight! You're not just pulling hard enough! Kid Danger: l think you gained weight. Captain Man: You take that back! I eat less than 2, 000 calories a day! Kid Danger: Just try to suck it in! Captain Man: Oh, this is so embarrasing! [Captain Man goes over the hole; he and Kid Danger yell and fall offscreen] Captain Man: Ow! That hurt so bad! JAM Session Piper Hart: I AM NOT OKAY!!! [marches upstairs, groaning angrily] Captain Man: [sits on the couch, feeling relaxed] I'm okay! License to Fly Charlotte Page: [holding the airplane manual] Who threw this manual? Ray Manchester: Uh, some guy. Henry Hart: Charlotte, would you please finish this diagnostic test so we can get this thing up in the air? Thank you! Charlotte Page: Oh, sure, l'm sorry, l didn't mean to waste your time while l was pulling this manual out of my eye! Ray Manchester: Apology accepted. Henry Hart: It's OK. Charlotte Page: Who started the helicopter?! Henry Hart: Uhhhh.... Ray Manchester: Henry did. Henry Hart: Well, we're not really sure... Ray Manchester: We're very sure, it was Henry. Henry Hart: Well... Charlotte Page: Henry, did you start the helicopter?! Henry Hart: Uh... Maybe! I think so! I'm pretty sure, yeah! Why does it matter? I didn' mean to. I'm sorry. Charlotte Page: Well, the next time you want to start a helicopter, l'd appreciate it if you'd please tell me, so l can move my head away from the large, spinning blades! Green Fingers Stuck In Two Holes [Kid Danger ends up getting stuck on the floor] Captain Man: Seriously? Now you wanna play? Live & Dangerous, Part 1 Live & Dangerous, Part 2 Balloons of Doom Swellview's Got Talent