TiMER

TiMER is a 2009 film about what life is like in the near future when everyone can find their soulmate by getting a TiMER, a device that counts down until the day you meet them. ''Directed by Jac Schaeffer. Written by Jac Schaeffer. You can't hurry love. Steph Oh my God tell me what you did or I'm gonna pee on your bed! It's a fucking Greek tragedy up in here. Mikey See that's what's stupid about the TiMERs it says you have one path and you can't take detours. Life is about detours. Don't worry the guys will be at the bar for a few more hours. You know taking turns with our groupie. Grady if I'm a pussy I'm about to have the best lesbian sex of my entire life! Jesse Espero que algún día te unas a dejar que me hacen feliz. Other Matchmaker Patty: (After implanting TiMER that shows they're not a match) Awkward. Dialogue Oona: You ready? Brian: Uhh, yeah, umm...about this. Oona: Brian, you like me right? Brian: Yes, definitely. Oona: But what's the point in continuing without a guarantee? Oona: Hey what time do you get off? Mikey: What? Oona: Do you want me to repeat it? Mikey: Yes into the loudspeaker if you don't mind. Oona: I don't wanna know how old you are. Mikey: Ok. How old are you? Oona: I turn 30 this January. Mikey: Whoa. Oona: Maybe this was a bad idea. Mikey: No. No, no no no no, it's a really good idea. It's up there with gravity, cold fusion, or what have you. Dutch: In the service we had a name for people like that. Steph: Pricks? Dutch: Cocksuckers. Steph: Even better. How's it hanging Dutch? Dutch: Down to my knees angel. You keep your head up. Oona: What are you doing here? Mikey: I wanted to see you again. Oona: ...Why? Mikey: (silence) Oona: You make a strong case. Steph: Are you naked? Oona: What! No! I'm wearing a robe. Steph: But you are naked underneath. You don't sleep naked. Oona: Sometimes I do. Steph: No, you don't. You think it makes rapists job easier. Cast Emma Caulfield — Oona Michelle Borth — Steph John Patrick Amedori — Mikey Desmond Harrington — Dan the Man JoBeth Williams — Marion Bianca Brockl — Soledad Cristina Cimellaro — Host Mark Harelik — Dr. Serious Scott Holroyd — Brian John Ingle — Dutch Tom Irwin — Paul Christine Joaquin — Cindy Eric Jungmann — Manager Larry Celene Lee — Tammi Hayden McFarland — Jesse Nicki Norris — Delphine Alan Rice — Dude Kali Rocha — Matchmaker Patty Ho-Kwan Tse — Scientist Katherine Von Till — Local News Anchor Muse Watson — Rick Devin Williamson — Brother Christopher T. Wood — News Anchor Susan Ziegler — Detractor (uncredited) External links Timer (film) TiMER review at We Are Movie Geeks The Official TiMER Site Category:2009 films Category:2000s American films Category:Independent films Category:Comedy films Category:Drama films Category:Fantasy films Category:Romance films Category:Films about time