The World According to Garp (film)

The World According to Garp is a 1982 film about a struggling young writer who finds his life and work dominated by his unfaithful wife and his radical feminist mother, whose best-selling manifesto turns her into a cultural icon. Directed by George Roy Hill. Written by Steve Tesich, based on the novel by John Irving. Robin Williams is Garp. He's got a funny way of looking at life. T. S. Garp [after being told he shouldn't go to his Mom's feminist memorial] I will grieve alone for the rest of my life, but right now I want to be around people who loved her. We'll take the house. Honey, the chances of another plane hitting this house are astronomical. It's been pre-disastered. We're going to be safe here. [to his infant son in baby carriage] Don't be a baby, Duncan! Say da-da! [Duncan blows raspberry at Garp] Men die young in my family, Helen! Jenny Fields You know, everybody dies. My parents died. Your father died. Everybody dies. I'm going to die too. So will you. The thing is, to have a life before we die. It can be a real adventure having a life. Roberta Muldoon [telling Garp he cannot go to his mother's feminist memorial] They're not going to allow any men. A man killed her! They're very upset! Dialogue Jenny Fields: Are you gonna go to sleep or you gonna stay up and think your weird thoughts? Young Garp: I'll stay up and think weird thoughts for a while. Walt: Daddy what's gradual school? T. S. Garp: What? Walt: Gradual school. Mommy say's she teaches at gradual school. T. S. Garp: Oh Gradual school is where you go to school and you gradually find out you don't want to go to school anymore. Jenny Fields: [noticing scantily clad prostitutes] Is that the latest fashion? T. S. Garp: No, Mom, that's the oldest profession. Roberta: I mean, I had mine removed surgically under general anesthesia. But to have it bitten off in a Buick... Jenny Fields: It's lust! Jenny Fields: [while telling Dean Bodger and her son about his father, who was a brain damaged WW2 veteran with spontaneous erections she was the nurse of] Where was I? T. S. Garp: He kept having erections. Jenny Fields: Thank you. He was dying. I wanted a child. It was a good way to have one without the bother of a husband around... who had legal rights to my body. So, one night at work... when the wounded and maimed were all asleep, I went to him. He was asleep. But his erection was there, as always. I removed my undergarments and climbed on top of him. He woke up then. He said the only word other than his name that I ever heard him utter. He said, "good." It didn't take very long, and that once was all that was needed. Dean Bodger: You raped him! You raped a dying man! Randy: Hey you! Dildo. Is this the nut house where you're keeping my Laurel? Roberta: Laurel's here but we're not exactly keeping her. Randy: Bullshit, ya big dyke. Roberta: I'm not a dyke. Is Laurel expecting you? Randy: I'll kill you douchebag. Roberta: That's all you men understand is violence. Randy: Now look. I know what sort of freaks hang around here. It's a big lesbian scene. [Garp walks onto the porch] Randy: Ooooh, oooh, what are you the man of the house or the court eunuch. Laurel, you in there you bitch?! Jenny Fields: Hello. Randy: Oh, I know who you are. My Laurel's not your type sweetie. Jenny Fields: Perhaps she's not your type either. Randy: Listen, goddammit. If you don't get Laurel's ass out here I'm gonna... [Randy is knocked down by Roberta] Laurel: Randy! Jenny Fields: Are you alright? Laurel: Baby, you found me. Randy: Oh, I don't think I can drive the fuckin' car. Laurel: That's alright. I can drive you just never let me. [to Jenny] I guess Randy needs me. Randy: Easy! [In pain as Laurel helps him to the car] Laurel: Sorry baby, I'm sorry. Randy: Crazy dyke blind-sided me. T. S. Garp: Remember, Helen. Helen Holm: What, my love? T. S. Garp: Everything. Helen Holm: Yes, my love. Cast Robin Williams - T.S. Garp James "J.B." McCall - young Garp Mary Beth Hurt - Helen Holm Glenn Close - Jenny Fields John Lithgow - Roberta Muldoon Hume Cronyn - Mr. Fields Jessica Tandy - Mrs. Fields Swoosie Kurtz - The Hooker Peter Michael Goetz - John Wolf Mark Soper - Michael Milton Warren Berlinger - Stew Percy Brandon Maggart - Ernie Holm Amanda Plummer - Ellen James Jenny Wright - Cushie External links 0084917 The World According to Garp world_according_to_garp The World According to Garp worldaccordingtogarp The World According to Garp Category:1982 American films Category:American comedy-drama films Category:Films about authors Category:Films based on American novels Category:LGBT-related films Category:American romantic comedy-drama films Category:Films directed by George Roy Hill Category:Films set in New Hampshire Category:Films set in the 1940s