Kin-dza-dza!

Kin-dza-dza! is a 1986 Soviet sci-fi dystopian black comedy cult film released by the Mosfilm studio and directed by Georgiy Daneliya, with a story by Georgiy Daneliya and Revaz Gabriadze. The movie was filmed in color, consists of two parts and runs for 135 minutes in total. Brief Chatlan-Patsak Dictionary KC - match TSAK - nose bell ETSIKH - box for prisoners ECILOPP - law enforcement agent PEPELATS - spaceship GRAVITSAPPA - pepelats engine part KYU - socially acceptable expletive KOO - all other words Quotes Vladimir Mashkov: Hello there! Lucya: Hello! What's new? Mashkov: Manokhin's pipes burst at the facility. <...> How's the student? Lucya: The student is strolling. Vovka, run for bread, I forgot, huh? And grab some pasta. Gedevan: Sir, there's a man there who says he's an alien. Something has to be done. Mashkov: Call an "03". Gedevan: I'd like to, but he's almost barefoot, will catch a cold. Gedevan: Excuse me, are Chatlanians and Patsaks a nationality? Uef: No. Gedevan: Biological factor? Uef: No. Gedevan: Individuals from other planets? Uef: No. Gedevan: So what distinguishes one from another? Uef: Are you colorblind, Fiddler? Can't you even tell green from orange? Tourist! [Uef is referring to a special detector device (visator) they have that when pointed to a Chatlanian buzzes a orange dot and when to a Patsak an green one.] Bi: Plyuk is a chatlanian planet, so we Patsaks must wear tsaks and do koo. Uef: You on Earth have a very primitive society, you don't even make differences by the colour of one's pants! [Upon Uef and Bi's arrival on the Gedevan and Mashkov's location, stranded in the desert, where they begin their performance, Vova turns to the fiddler, while beholding this bizarre ritual] Mashkov: A capitalist country. Uef: Uncle Vova...! Tsappa, you hae to turn the tsappa! Mashkov: Here! Do it yourself! Uef: I can't, I'm a Chatlanian. Mashkov: [angrily] Get outta here!!! As to advise, so all Chatlanians! And as to work, so...! Gedevan: Mister ecilopp! Mister ecilopp! They stole our things! Get them! Koo! Get them! Ecilopp: 40 chatls! Gedevan: No chatls...! All at the guide's, and the violin is someone else's! Mashkov: They didn't koo in front of the P-Zh's video. What are ya looking at? What are ya looking at?! Now I'm going to tell your superiors that you knew and was idle! You're being damn tranclucated! Okay?! Ecilopp: I was not idle, I pressed the kappa right away. Fiddler is a witness. To all units! Take the viper's nest with wheels. Koo! Bi: Koo! Uef: Koo? Bi: Koo? Uef: Koo! Bi: Let's fly! Uef: Slow down! Slow down!! Slow doown!!! Bi: How can I slow down when you've drunk all the brake fluid!? Drunk...! Abradox: Their [Bi and Uef] life being continued as plants will be the utmost good for them. Abradox's Aide: And for everyone else. Mashkov: How about we call them and ask? Let them tell what's good for them and what's not. Abradox's Aide: Well, if only we'd give them an opportunity to decide, then... Gedevan: Hey, lady! Are you the smartest lads here? Did someone told you so, or you decided it by yourself? External links Category:1986 films Category:Black comedy films Category:Cult films Category:Foreign language films Category:Soviet films Category:Films about telepathy Category:Teleportation in films Category:Films set in Moscow Category:Films set in the 1980s Category:Films set in the Soviet Union Category:Films set on fictional planets Category:Steampunk films