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Queer Duck: The Movie
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Queer Duck: The Movie, is a 2006 American adult animated musical comedy film based on the popular web series Queer Duck produced by Icebox.com for Mishmash Media, Inc. The film first aired on the gay-themed channel Logo in July 16, 2006, then it was released on DVD July 18, 2006. Paramount and Viacom now own the rights to the film. It was available for free to The Paramount Vault YouTube channel from April 3, 2015 to early 2017.
Directed by Xeth Feinberg. Produced by Tal Vigderson, Mike Mendel and Mike Reiss. Written by Mike Reiss.
Queer Duck
Well, if you're mixing drinks, I'd like a slow comfortable screw up against the wall of a bus station in Passaic, New Jersey. It's just rum.
[while being forced to drink a potion] No, stop! Tastes like Snapple! God, I wish I had my gag reflex back!
[tied to a beam] You know, for a heterosexual, you tie really good knots.
[shushing] Oh, hush yourself! Bitch!
Dialogue
Queer Duck: [in a dream sequence about when they're old and still together] Openly Gator. Where the hell is my dinner?
Openly Gator: Oh, here!
Queer Duck: [screams when he sees a dead rat on the plate] Why do we keep ordering from that Thai place?
Queer Duck: We have an awful future ahead of us.
Openly Gator: What are you saying? Have you met someone else?
Queer Duck: No! No, no, no, no, no!
Lola Buzzard: [suddenly grabs him and pulls his head to her chest] Darling!
Queer Duck: Well, kind of.
Queer Duck: Openly Gator!
Openly Gator: Queer Duck!, give it back you bitch. [openly gator stares at Reverend with his eyes mad] [grunting]
Reverend Vandergelding: So, how did you finally tell them you were gay?
Queer Duck: Oh, well, that's an interesting story. It all goes back to those crazy, turbulent, fabulous seventies... [music starts]
Reverend Vandergelding: Wait a minute... [music stops] Is this going to be a musical number? I'm mean, what is it with you people and musical numbers?
Queer Duck: Just sit back and enjoy it!
Openly Gator: We need some sort of superpowers to help save Queer Duck. Do you guys have any?
Rosie O'Donnell: I can honestly say I haven't.
Openly Gator: Me neither.
Bi-Polar Bear: I have one. I can crack a walnut with my butt.
[Openly Gator and Oscar Wildcat are left speechless and so is Peccary]
Cast
Jim J. Bullock as Adam Seymour ‘Queer Duck’ Duckstein
Jackie Hoffman as Lola Buzzard
Kevin Michael Richardson Stephen Arlo ‘Openly’ Gator
Billy West as Bi-Polar Bear
Estelle Harris as Mrs. Duckstein
Mark Hamill as Vendor / Owl Doctor / Police Officer
Tim Curry as Pecarry
Andy Dick as Regina/Rex
Chris Cox as Michael Jackson
Audrey Wasilewski as Rosie O’Donnell
Maurice LaMarche as Oscar Wildcat / Martin Duckstein
Jeff Glenn Bennett as Reverend Vandergelding
Barbara Goodson as Elizabeth Taylor
Bruce Vilanch as Himslef
Conan O’Brien as Himself
David Duchovny as Tiny Jesus
Other voices
Tress MacNeille as Melissa / Barbara Streisand
Kevin Chamberlin
Howard Hoffman
Nick Jameson
Debi Mae West
April Winchell
External links
Category:2006 American animated films
Category:2000s American adult animated films
Category:American flash animated films
Category:American adult animated comedy films
Category:LGBT-related animated films
Category:Direct-to-video animated films
Category:Films about ducks
Category:Films about animals
Category:Films based on adult animated television series
Category:Gay-related films