Return to Castle Wolfenstein

Return to Castle Wolfenstein is a 2001 first-person shooter game developed by Gray Matter Studios and published by Activision. It was initially released for Microsoft Windows and subsequently for the PlayStation 2 (as Return to Castle Wolfenstein: Operation Resurrection), Xbox (as Return to Castle Wolfenstein: Tides of War), Linux, and Macintosh in the following years. The game serves as a reboot of the Wolfenstein series. id Software, the developers of Wolfenstein 3D, oversaw the development and were credited as executive producers. SS-Oberführer Wilhelm "Death's Head" Strasse Well, Agent Blazkowicz, is it? You are a most impressive specimen. It will be my pleasure to dissect you piece by piece. Let me introduce you to someone. Do not confuse him with the mere prototypes you have encountered. This, is the pinnacle of all my research. Das Übersoldat. The Super-Soldier. It will be my pleasure to watch him destroy you. Dialogue [In a wine cellar beneath Castle Wolfenstein] SS-Soldier 1: Will somebody please explain to me why it takes two of us to guard some dusty old wine bottles? SS-Soldier 2: Haven't you heard? This is valuable property of the Reich. With all those accusations of pilfering coming from the Reichsmarschall's office, the Major isn't taking any chances. SS-Soldier 1: Do you really think they'd miss just one bottle? SS-Soldier 2: Are you kidding? The Reichsmarschall's office doesn't miss a thing! [A German soldier is fighting to get a generator started beside a U-boat docked against the ice near a German base in Norway] German Soldier 1: Ach, this worthless pile of junk still won't start! German Soldier 2: Are you still trying to start the generator? German Soldier 1: [sarcastic] No. I'm working on my upper-body strength, one arm at a time! German Soldier 2: I'll bet it's because of the cold. German Soldier 1: Tell me, do you often make such shrewd observations? You should seriously consider officer's training. German Soldier 2: I think you need to crank it harder. German Soldier 1: Look! Are you acting stupid just to annoy me?! Can't you see I'm practically tearing my arm off?! The God-for-damned thing won't start, because the God-for-damned thing is frozen solid! German Soldier 2: Okay! Relax, will you? I was just trying to be helpful. German Soldier 1: You want to be helpful? Well, go look for some antifreeze, then! Don't just stand here making idiotic comments! [A German trucker has stopped outside a closed gate near the Paderborn dam, addressing a member of the Waffen-SS military police] German Truck Driver: Hey, can you open the gate, bitte? I have an important delivery. SS-Feldgendarmerie: Sorry, this road is closed. German Truck Driver: What do you mean, "closed?" It can't be closed. This is the only road into Paderborn! SS-Feldgendarmerie: I know! That's why it's closed! "Due to special conditions of security pertaining to the upcoming ceremony, absolutely no traffic is to be allowed in or out of the village of Paderborn for the next 24 hours, by order of General von Stauff." German Truck Driver: But this delivery is for General von Stauff. It's six cases of cheese and sausages for the officers' kitchen! Get him on the phone now, and I'm sure he'll make an exception. SS-Feldgendarmerie: Sorry, we are completely blacked out. German Truck Driver: What? SS-Feldgendarmerie: "Due to special conditions of security pertaining to the upcoming ceremony, absolutely no radio communications will be allowed in or out of the village of Paderborn for the next 24 hours, by order of-" German Truck Driver: Ja, ja, I know, "by order of General von Stauff." Look, I'm not going to be held responsible for this. I absolutely refuse to budge from this spot until you let me through. SS-Feldgendarmerie: Suit yourself, but you'll be staying here until tomorrow. German Truck Driver: But what am I supposed to do with all this cheese? SS-Feldgendarmerie: I don't know, go look for some crackers? [laughs] External links Category:2001 video games Category:First-person shooters Category:Horror video games Category:Video games about zombies Category:Video games about Nazis Category:Video games set in castles