Elayne Boosler

thumb|Elayne Boosler in 2016 Elayne Boosler (born August 18, 1952) is an American comedian. Quotes People lose their senses at the beach 'cause the sun beats down too hard. They say things that just don't gel, you know. Well, you've heard this a lot: "Pick up a shell - oh, you can hear the ocean!" You could pick up a bicycle and hear the ocean - you're at the beach. Put the shell down, you'll hear the ocean twice as loud. Reported in Cader Books, That's Really Funny!: Over 1,000 More Great Jokes from Today's Hottest Comedians (2000), p. 164. External links Category:1952 births Category:Living people Category:Actresses from New York City Category:Comedians from New York City Category:Authors from the United States Category:Jews from the United States Category:Women born in the 1950s