Fifty Shades of Black

Fifty Shades of Black is a 2016 slapstick romantic comedy film about an inexperienced college student named Hannah Steele who interviews wealthy, kinky businessman Christian Black for her school newspaper, leading to an absurd and dysfunctional relationship. The film is a parody of the 2015 erotic romantic drama film Fifty Shades of Grey. Directed by Michael Tiddes. Written by Marlon Wayans and Rick Alvarez. Dialogue Christian: I got my money the way most black entrepreneurs got theirs. Hannah: Real estate? Christian: Drug dealing. Hannah: Are you stalking me, Mr. Black? Christian: [laughs] Yes. Christian: And now the real torture begins. [Hannah screams, Christian chuckles] Christian: Where were we? [Hannah screams again as Christian deviously chuckles] Hannah: [as she cries] I can't remember the safe word. Christian: Chapter 23. [Hannah screams again as Christian pulls "Fifty Shades of Grey" in hardcover up] Christian: "It was a cold, gloomy day in Seattle." [puts the book down in revulsion] Oh, God, this book is 50 shades of fucking terrible. Who wrote this, a third-grader? Hannah: [screaming] Please go back to the water-torture thing! Cast Marlon Wayans as Christian Black Kali Hawk as Hannah Steale Jenny Zigrino as Kateesha Kavahellnah Jane Seymour as Claire Black Fred Willard as Gary Black Mike Epps as Ron Steale Irene Choi as Mai Black King Bach as Jesse Mircea Monroe as Becky Affion Crockett as Eli Black Kate Miner as Ashley Florence Henderson as Mrs. Robinson Dave Sheridan as The Great Mysterio Russell Peters as Dean Jordan External links Category:2016 American films Category:American romantic comedy films Category:Parody films Category:Sex comedy films Category:Slapstick films Category:Films directed by Michael Tiddes