The Cramp Twins

The Cramp Twins is a 2001 animated television series created by British cartoonist Brian Wood. Lucien Cramp Sometimes nature is too natural for it's own good. My mom uses poison, my dad sells poison, and Wayne… Well Wayne is poison. Wayne Cramp Girlpants! Go and get mom. I may have brain damage. Dorothy Cramp Junk! Dirt! Rodeo Rita! Horace Cramp Our own Wayne, blowing up a whole swamp. I’m sick with joy. That’s nice, son. Tony Parsons Walter Winkle Okay, naked people. Party’s over, get out of my house. Mrs. Winkle Wendy Winkle A man gets a suit, a suit gets him a job, a job makes money. So a man can have all the candy he wants. We could be like Bonnie and Clyde. Or Attila the Hun and… Mrs. Hun. Dirty Joe Hey Wayne, how do you spell rusty? Miss. Hissy Mari Phelps Minor Characters I’m the living legend and I’m going on a dangerous quest after strange creatures and ferocious beasts. ~ Cougar Ron Call me a bully again and I’m going to hurt you! ~ Brick Barker I knew whittling would get me in trouble someday. ~ Seth Parsons Voice Cast Kath Soucie as Lucien Cramp, Mrs. Phelps and Rodeo Rita Tom Kenny as Wayne Cramp Ian James Corlett as Horace Cramp Nicole Oliver as Dorothy Cramp Terry Klassen as Tony Parsons and Seth Parsons Colin Murdock as Walter Winkle and Mr. Phelps Cathy Weseluck as Mrs. Winkle and Miss. Hissy Jayne Patterson as Wendy Winkle Lee Tockar as Dirty Joe Tabitha St. Germain as Mari Phelps Jay Brazeau as Mr. Pretty Pauline Newstone as Lillian Parsons Ellen Kennedy as Marsha Iris Quinn as Tandy