Versus

Versus (2000) is a Japanese action/horror film directed by Ryuhei Kitamura. The film is noted for its wry sense of humor, numerous nods to other films, and a side-plot that is completely irrelevant to the film, which ultimately helped it gain a cult audience in Asia and overseas. Prisoner KSC2-303 Here's the thing, I'm a feminist. I didn't mean to save you. They just pissed me off. On your way to a party? Or are you trying to promote hoodlums? Don't touch my girl, fuckin' asshole! Dialogue The Girl: You're no different from those men. Prisoner KSC2-303: They're bastards, I'm not. Prisoner KSC2-303: I'd rather die than live with you. The Villain: Then die. [after knocking one of the villains out] The Girl: I was only trying to help. Prisoner KSC2-303: Help? I don't need any help. [after disarming The Beard and keeping him in an arm lock] The Beard: Wait! [Short-haired female assassin punches him] The Beard: You're not.. [she punches him again] The Beard: You're not.. [she punches him again] The Beard: Let me talk, bitch! Prisoner KSC2-303: I don't know you so fuck off. The Villain: Your soul does. The Fighter: Prisoner KSC2-303! One-Handed Cop: Give me my right hand back! [Prisoner KSC2-303 throws a severed hand using his sword. The One-Handed Cop catches it only to find it was a left hand] One-Handed Cop: What's the big idea?! THIS IS A LEFT HAND-- [Prisoner KSC2-303 shoots the One-Handed Cop through the head with his Barrett rifle] The Fighter: You can't hit me with your slow bullets! I have reflexes 500 times faster than Mike Tyson's! COME ON!!! [Prisoner KSC2-303 fires his Barrett. The Fighter tries to dodge the bullet...] The Fighter: Oops! [...way too fast, killing him] Taglines Witness a battle no one has ever seen A forest to hell comes alive with death. Beware the past, fight the present, fear the future External Links Versus (film) 0275773 Versus Category:2000 films Category:Action films Category:Fantasy films Category:Films about zombies Category:Japanese films