Jam (TV series)

Jam is an ambient comedy sketch show largely written and produced by Chris Morris. Introductions Chris Morris: When dancing... lost in techno trance. Arms flailing, gawky Bez. Then find you smacked on frowns, and slowly dawns... you're jazzing to the bleak tone of a life support machine, that marks the steady fading of your day old baby daughter. And when midnight sirens lead to blue-flash road-mash. Stretchers, covered heads, and slippy red macadam, and find you creeping 'neath the blankets, to snuggle close a mangle bird, hoping soon you too will be freezer drawered. Then welcome... mmm... ooh, chemotherapy wig, welcome. In Jam. Jam. Jam. Jam. Jam. Jaaaaam. Chris Morris: When roped to concrete, and noose your bauble for car-powered head divorce, then find your scheme all twunted by a Honda. And when all your taxi journeys come to this: Taxi Driver: Taxi! Woman: Er, could I travel in the boot please? Taxi Driver: In the boot? Woman: I prefer to travel in the boot. Taxi Driver: Really? Woman: Feels safer. (gets into boot) Shut the lid. Chris Morris: Then welcome. Oooh, astonishing sod ape, welcome. In Jam. Category:Comedy TV shows