Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil

Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil (often referred to as simply Kick Buttowski) is an American animated television series, airing on Disney XD in 2010, about a young boy named Clarence "Kick" Buttowski, who aspires to become the world's greatest daredevil. Season 1 Dead Man's Drop / Stumped [1.1] Kick: Fail? I don't do "fail"! Gunther: [removing the thorns from Kick's keister] Stop moving. This is delicate butt surgery. Kick: The guy on TV said carefully! Gunther: Do you want me to get the thorns out or not? Kick: Okay, do another. Go ahead. Do it. Do it! [screams painfully] WHY'D YOU DO IT?! If Books Could Kill / There Will Be Nacho [1.2] Librarian:Everything in the library belongs to me, including you! [laughs evily] Kick: She's good, but I'm better. Kicked Out / Kick the Habit [1.3] Knocked Out / Not without My Cereal [1.4] Kickasaurus Wreaks / Battle for the Snax [1.5] Obsession for Kick / Flush and Release [1.6] Snowpocalypse! / According to Chimp [1.7] Runaway Recital / Trike X-5 [1.8] Drop Kick / Box Office Blitz [1.9] Those Who Camp, Do / Dog Gone [1.10] Dad's Car / The Treasure of Dead Man Cave [1.11] For the Love of Gunther / Father from the Truth [1.12] Ms. Fitzpatrick: All right, students, quiet down. Monday is a very special day. Can anyone tell me what that might be? Gunther: [raises his hand] Ooh, ooh, ooh! Spaghetti and meatballs day? Ms. Fitzpatrick: Hmm… Well, there's that. But it's also "Bring your dad to school day." [The whole class cheers] Gunther: It's my dad's weekend to get his back shaved, so he'll be all nice and smooth for Monday. Students: [disgusted] Eww! Exposed / Wade Against the Machine [1.13] Mellowbrook Drift / The Gift of Wacky [1.14] Jackie: [outraged in shock when Kick told her that he loaned his room to Brad] HE TOOK YOUR ROOM?! Things That Make You Go Boom! / Kyle Be Back [1.15] Cousin Kyle: [speaking rapidly] You wouldn't believe it, and I had to walk home with my socks on my hands. Hey, where are we going? I've been abandoned, but never inside an abandoned building. And one time a dog ate my retainer. [Kyle's voice slows down and lowers in pitch as Kick dumps a gray substance on him from above, petrifying him] But, it didn't... fix... his... teeth. [Kick knocks Cousin Kyle over, shattering him. Just then, Cousin Kyle reassembles and his voice slowly changes back to normal as he begins talking again.] ...And this other time an old lady game me candy that tasted like purse. Kick: No! You're unstoppable! Cousin Kyle: Come back, I'm running and I'm made of metal. Kick: [gasps] Oh... phew... it was only a nightmare. And he just lies there, sleeping like a baby. Rank of Awesome / A Very Buttowski Mother's Day [1.16] Abandon Friendship! / Breaking the Grade [1.17] Dancing with the Enemy / Tattler's Tale [1.18] Jackie: [angrily through gritted teeth when Kick is being paired up with Kendall] Kick should be holding my hand! [crunches Gunther's hand tightly] Gunther: [screams in pain] You're hurting me! [to Kick as Jackie drags him away; begging desperately] Kick, help! Mr. Vickle: Everyone, listen up. Each duo will choreograph their own routine for a dance-off. Kick: [takes his hand out of Kendall's; darkly] Get your girly paws off me. Kendall: You're the one with the girly hands. I am so not dancing with you. Kick: I'm not dancing with you. Kendall: I'd rather spend a day in detention than dance with you. Kick: I'd rather punch myself in the face than dance with you. Kendall: I'd like to see that. Kick: Maybe someday you will. Kendall: Good, then we agree. Kick: Yes, surprisingly. Kick & Kendall: But I'm still not dancing with you. Mr. Vickle: If you don't want to dance, then you fail. Kick & Kendall: [shocked] Fail?! Kendall: I can't fail gym! Kick: Kick Buttowski does not fail. Honey: Now, I want you two to behave while we're at the pageant. Brad: Certainly, mother. Honey: You've been getting in far too much trouble lately. Kick: That's in the past, Mom. Brad: We're quite fond of each other. [he and Kick hug] Honey: Mm-hmm. I'll be back in three hours. [Kick and Brad are talking through mirrors from their bedroom windows while they're being grounded for fighting] Brad: [annoyed] This is all your fault, dillweed! Mom busted us again because of you! Kick: She's good, but she's not this good. Brad: Well, she's catching us somehow. Kick: Yes, somehow. I think we've got a tattler in our midst. (And I'm gonna find out who.) [Later… the boys' punishment has ended and their mother releases them from their rooms] Honey: Okay, boys. Punishment is over. Out of your rooms and outside now. [opens the front door, pushing Kick outside] And don't get into any more trouble. [sternly] I mean it, Kick. Ms. Chicarelli: Hello, Mrs. Buttowski. Kick: Wait a minute. That silhouette, so familiar. Ms. Chicarelli. It was you! You're the one snitching on me. Ms. Chicarelli: That's right. It's my responsibility to keep the cul-de-sac safe from the likes of you, troublemaker. Kick: We were just having fun. Ms. Chicarelli: You were loud and out of control! Kids are the worst thing to ever happen to the suburbs… [savagely] MY SUBURBS! [Oskar snarls viciously] It used to be so quiet around here, until all of your brats moved in! [turns to Mr. Vickle, who is cutting some bushes] That goes for you too, Mr. Vickle! You stop cutting those bushes so loudly! [back to Kick, who he gives her the death glare in return] And the next time you disrupt even one blade of grass on this cul-de-sac, you'll be serving a lifetime of grounding. Honey: [kindly] Don't worry, Ms. Chicarelli. Kick will be on his best behavior. [to Kick; sternly] Right, Kick? Kick: [with his face all red with irritation and through gritted teeth] Yes, Mom. Kick: [pacing back and forth outside of Ms. Chicarelli's house; to Brad] She's gotta be stopped! I'm getting busted all over the place. Brad: Yeah, I guess we better stay as far away from her as possible. [naughtily swipes his brother's skateboard and throws it into Ms. Chicarelli's front yard] Kick: Chicarelli's yard?! Nothing ever comes back from Chicarelli's yard! Ms. Chicarelli: [breaking down as Kick causes too much chaos all over the cul-de-sac] What's going on? [shows up at the Buttowski residence and knocks on the door] Honey: [answers the door] Yes? Uh, Ms. Chicarelli. Ms. Chicarelli: [overreacting] Mrs. Buttowski, at this very moment, that boy of yours is disturbing the peace and ruining the sanctity of the entire neighborhood, and he's breaking trash cans, and buzzing around, crashing into things, and wasting water! He's...that boy is driving me crazy, and he should be grounded because of his menacing, and he's...and he's... [sees Kick appearing behind his mother] HE'S RIGHT THERE! Kick: Hey, Mom. I'm done cleaning my room. Can I go outside and play now? Why, hello there, Ms. Chicarelli. Very nice to see you out and about. Ms. Chicarelli: No... no! Honey: Well, as you can see, Kick is here, at home, helping out. Okay. [slowly closes the door as Ms. Chicarelli continues babbling] You have a good day now. Morning Rush / Fistful of Ice Cream [1.19] [Mr. Vickle, Ms. Chicarelli and the Magnusons are all in the backyard of the Buttowski residence, sweating from the heat on a super hot day to celebrate Harold's birthday party as soon as he gets home] Mr. Vickle: Poor Mrs. Buttowski. She picked the hottest day in Mellowbrook history to throw her husband's surprise birthday party. [cut to Kick chilling on a lounge chair, non-sweating] And Kick doesn't sweat one drop. How did you do it? Kick: It pays to keep a cool head. Gunther: What does that even mean? Honey: [groans] Don't worry, everyone. Ice cream's on the way. Cowboy Kelly ice cream bars. Harold has loved them since he was a little baby and ate one every day. He even shared one on our first date… uh, sort of. Mr. Vickle: They don't make those anymore. Honey: I know, but there was one box left in deep freeze. Mr. Vickle: [relieved] Party saved. Honey: [answers her phone as it rings] Hello? [gasps in horrified shock] The truck broke down! NO COWBOY KELLY BARS! Mr. Vickle: [dismayed] Party unsaved. Kick: I guess that's my cue. Time to save the party. Gunther: [unsure] I don't know, Kick. Remember last time you tried to "save" the party? Kick: Not this time, Gunther. We're hoping to find that truck, get those Cowboy Kelly bars, and save Dad's birthday party. Brad: In your dreams, dill weed. This time, the Brad saves Dad's birthday party. Kick: Hang on! We're going underground! Gunther: I'm afraid of the dark, and giraffes, but that last one doesn't apply! Gunther: [opens the box, revealing all the Cowboy Kelly ice cream bars completely melted] I can't believe it! They're all melted! Kick: [takes out one from his helmet] All but one. Harold: Ah. I... I can hardly believe it. Honey: Oh, Kick, you saved your father's birthday party. Harold: How did you keep it from melting? Kick: It pays to keep a cool head. Gunther: Oh, now I know what that means. Brad: [entering the backyard] Party people, prepare to be saved! Frame Story / And… Action! [1.20] Season 2 Mow Money / Love Stinks! [2.1] Kickin' Genes / Clothes Call [2.2] Clean... to the Extreme / Stand and Delivery [2.3] Switching Gears / Garage Banned [2.4] Truth or Daredevil [2.5] Sold! / Faceplant! [2.6] Stumped Again / The Kick Stays in the Picture [2.7] Hand in Hand / Luigi Vendetta [2.8] Kendall: Tonight is Ronaldo's birthday dinner! We have got to get unstuck by 7:00, and we cannot let him see us together! Kick: No one can see us together! And I know just how to get us unstuck. Kendall: Oh, no. You're making that daredevil face again. And nothing good ever comes from making that face! Kendall: Now, you listen to me, Buttowski! I have 25 minutes till Ronaldo's birthday dinner, and I will be rid of you by then. We are going to do this my way! We're going to Ronaldo's lab, we're getting his anti-sticky solvent! DO YOU GET ME?! [panting heavily; then calmly] Trust me. Pool Daze / Live in Wade [2.9] Kart to Kart / Kyle 2.0 [2.10] Gym Dandy / Detained [2.11] You've Been Brad'd! / Sleepover [2.12] Kick or Treat / Dead Man's Roller Coaster [2.13] Brad's Room / Dude, Where's My Wade? [2.14] Sister Pact / Shh! [2.15] Kick: I'll just be inside this desk. [An explosion suddenly goes off] Ms. Fitzpatrick: Okay. You get an "A". And extra credit to anyone who can find my spleen. K-Nein / Bromance [2.16] A Cousin Kyle Christmas / Snow Problem [2.17] Attic-a / Free Gunther [2.18] [Snowy day in the cul-de-sac… Honey and Brianna are leaving for Brianna's winter pageant, leaving Harold, Kick, and Brad alone for some quality bonding] Honey: [as she and her daughter exit the house] Okay, boys, we're leaving for Brianna's winter pageant. You three should use this time for some male bonding. Harold: [hugs Kick and Brad close to him] Don't worry, honey. I'll make sure we bond real good. Honey: [gets in the car; sternly] And Harold, stay out of my cookie jar. [closes the car door and drives away] Kick: [in unison] Yeah, Mom. Sure thing. Brad: [in unison] Okay, Mom. Harold: Yes, dear! Okay, boys. It's every man for himself. Sleepy River Wild / Power Play [2.19] Poll Position / Jock Wilder's Nature Camp [2.20] Jackie: Sorry you didn't win the election, Kendall. Kendall: Sorry you didn't get to sew your face to Kick's. Jackie: I guess there's always next year, right? Kendall: [turns to her; annoyed] If you run next year, I'll sew your face to the floor. [Jackie grins sheepishly] Swap Meet / Bee Awesome! [2.21] Trash Talk / Nerves of Steal [2.22] Goodbye, Gully / Bad Car-ma [2.23] Bwar and Peace [2.24] Bad Table Manners / Petrified! [2.25] Say a cheese / Pinch Sitter [2.26] Brad's Diary / Sew What [2.27] Big Mouth / Last Fan Standing [2.28] Crumbs! / Stay Cool [2.29] [After Kick and Brianna accidentally broke the air conditioner while squabbling, Harold blames it on Brad and grounds him for the whole summer] Harold: You! [angrily pointing at Brad] You did this! [walks over to him] You broke the only thing that makes summer in this house tolerable! Brad: Huh? I don't even know what you're talking about! Harold: Do you know how much the repairman costs?! We're talking hundreds of dollars! At least tens. Brad: [protesting] It wasn't me! I swear! I SWEAR! Kick: All right, Bri, time for us to come clean and confess that it was us. Harold: [outraged] BRADLEY, YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR THE WHOLE SUMMER! Brad: NOOOO!!! Kick: On second thought, I have a whole summer of stunts planned. None of them in my room! Brianna: And I'm leaving for Teena Sometimes' Camp Sometimes. Sometimes a camp, sometimes a salon! I WILL NOT MISS IT! Only the Loan-ly / Roll Reversal [2.30] Ms. Fitzpatrick: This is… a perfect score! And it was completed in the shortest time in Mellowbrook history! Kendall: That's not fair! I'm the smart one! Step aside and let me show you how it's done! Kick: But if you take the test now, you'll just be the first one to do it second. Meathead Justice / Bwar-Mart [2.31] Kyle E. Coyote / Locked Out / Rocked [2.32] Cast Charlie Schlatter – Clarence "Kick" Buttowski Matt Jones – Gunther Magnuson Danny Cooksey – Bradley "Brad" Buttowski Grey Griffin – Brianna Buttowski Brian Stepanek – Harold Buttowski Kari Wahlgren – Honey Buttowski John DiMaggio – Mr. Vickle Emily Osment – Kendall Perkins Maria Bamford – "Wacky" Jackie Wackerman Eric Christian Olsen – Wade Richard Horvitz – Mouth Greg Cipes – Emo Kid Mindy Sterling – Ms. Chicarelli Roz Ryan – Ms. Fitzpatrick Tom Kenny – Cousin Kyle Henry Winkler – Principal Henry Veronica Cartwright – Ms. Dominic External links Category:2010s American animated TV shows Category:Traditionally animated TV shows Category:American children's animated action TV shows Category:American children's animated adventure TV shows Category:American children's animated comedy TV shows Category:American children's animated fantasy TV shows Category:Elementary school TV shows Category:Cancelled shows Category:Disney Channel shows Category:Disney XD shows Category:Television series on DVD Category:Animated TV shows about children Category:Television series by Disney Television Animation