Markiplier

thumb|Markiplier in 2018 Markiplier, real name Mark Edward Fischbach (born June 28, 1989), is a comedian, YouTube personality, and video game commentator. Video game commentary Ao Oni (August 2013) [to his phone] "Shaddup!" [groaning, then laughing] "...It's my mom!" [after finally pushing his first chair; pauses] "...OH, COME ON! How was I supposed to [know I had to] do that?! You son of a bitch!" "If there was just - just - a purple monster sitting in a corner, waiting for me to walk over it, I would shit myself dry. I would absolutely lose all control of my bowels!" "Why is this good? Why bruh... this good?" [Ao Oni bursts in.] "AAGH - ! …What the hell?! How was I supposed to do anything?! What was that?!" "Oh, if that blue bastard, is just stickin' around -" [find a candle stand, which startles him] *gasp* "...That's new!" SuperHOT prototype (September 15, 2013) [begins the game; gets startled by the enemy character flying away from him] "Okay—UH! …Well, that startled the crap outta me." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7qY7s1tCtU SuperHOT Markiplier wikipedia:Markiplier September 15, 2013 YouTube http://superhotgame.com SUPERHOT - an FPS where time moves only when you move 2014 July 9, 2014 "'Get Back And Do Your Job'. How 'bout you go fornicate yourself with a rake?" Outlast (September 4~8, 2013) "! ...What was that?! What the hell was that?! What did you just throw at me?! ...[I] wasn't ready for that! Jeezus! Calm down!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8ri1v8vTTM Outlast | Part 1 | THE TERROR BEGINS Markiplier wikipedia:Markiplier September 4, 2013 YouTube "That guy was, like, in full body armor! How'd they kill him?" "…Well! Glad you're being so polite about this. You're very civil—oh my god! I didn't blo[ck]… I didn't mean to look down! Ugh! They're naked! They are sooo naked! Oh my god!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nY1NtCffOGk Outlast Part 3 Markiplier wikipedia:Markiplier YouTube "Little piggy no no little piggy go home!" Dr. Wernicke: [when Miles Upsher finally dies] Gott im himmel… You…have become the host. Markiplier: Is that why you shot me? [Gunfire and flesh-rending in background cause him to recoil.] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppPLYu883DA Outlast | Part 12 (Final) | THE END? Markiplier wikipedia:Markiplier September 8, 2013 YouTube Calm Time (November 23, 2013) "'Oh my god, you stabbed her! You killed her! HELP! HE KILLED HER! HE STABBED HER WITH A KITCHEN KNIFE!' …I'm very sorry." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQQLZ6mRyrE Calm Time | MOST DISTURBING GAME Markiplier wikipedia:Markiplier November 23, 2013 YouTube "'Press Control to calm yourself'." [breathes and presses Control key] "Oh, that just crouches me. How does that calm myself?" "Oh my god, that is so morbid!" "Good god! Don't do that to me! I'm not in a disposition to handle that - wait a minute. …Uh… Lady…? Are you… Are you that lady, but in ghost -" [Cell phone in background] "Shut up; I don't have time for this!" "Oh my god…! That was incredibly loud!" "That scared the buhjeezus outta me!" "Aauuh, I don't wanna kill the kid!" … "Aw, that's so sad! I'm not gonna kill him. Well, I'm not gonna kill him first, anyway." "What is that? Is that the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the ?" [gets closer] "Oh, no. I saw that thing; it looked like a giant, white box-head." "Nonononono…! You don't see anything…" [when the ghost woman appears behind him] "WWWWhoa-kay, back up there, lady…" "…Dammit, where the hell are these guys? They're nowhere to be found." "Jeezus, lady, you need to stop that right now. I do not take kindly to that…! You're being very creepy…!" [when he finally attacks the child] "No - aw, no, no, no! Aw, no! Auh, I feel so bad! But remember, guys: this is just a game…" [nerves himself, then puts the child out of his misery, to put it bluntly; palms his forehead in shame] "Nhhhh… That's awful!" [turns to find the ghost woman standing behind him again] "Jeezus! Stop that, lady!" Rust (December 21~, 2013) Bob "muyskerm": [immediately after eating raw chicken; recoils] Oh, good gozzit! Oh my god! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nexU4APLY0 LAUGHING TIL IT HURTS Rust Gameplay #1 Markiplier wikipedia:Markiplier December 21, 2013 YouTube Mark: What? What d'you do? Bob: I-I… I ate it… Mark: Ohhhh. Bob: [gasps] Oh, my god, I just threw up! Mark: [starts laughing] Bob: That was the most horrifying thing that's ever happened to me! I think I have salmonella! …What the f…?! Mark: You know - Bob: Oh, my god! I'm throwing up! Do you hear that sound?! Mark: I do not! Bob: Oh my god, that's horrifying! [pulls off his headphones] Mark: I wish I was recording that! [...] Jack: Oh, no - oh, god, it's still going on! I'm gonna die! Ahhhhhh! "Damnit, I turned up your mike! Why did I turn it up?!" Terrorift (Oculus Rift) (February 12, 2014) "Okay, that thing is gone. I think, I hope—" [ROAR-ing noise] "NO, IT'S NOT! AHHHHH!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L40Z7sd3nwI WARNING: EXTREMELY SCARY Terrorift Markiplier wikipedia:Markiplier February 12, 2014 YouTube "…Why are you just there?" Dungeon Nightmares (April 26, 2014) "And now it says 'press B to blow.' Really?"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHSEklvRC1E Dungeon Nightmares WARNING EXTREMELY SCARY 26-4-2014 18-10-2019 PowerWash Simulator (2021) "If I can't powerwash a cat, I'm out." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PpXG_8zMeI&list=PL3tRBEVW0hiAa1r0tG-M8lDKYzZE4DLo6 PowerWash Simulator Markiplier wikipedia:Markiplier July 6, 2021 YouTube ""You got a stinky butt butt." Wow, thanks, that's really appreciated. I can think of a lot of logical explainations for why I got that text, like sure, maybe someone's kid got the message, but also, I know people in my life that would just text me that out of the blue, so I'm not gonna chalk it up to a kid automatically doing that." "A lot of people try to boil down creation to just one thing and "what are you gonna do next" as if there's always a ladder to climb and it's like, the ladder is what you make for yourself, right?" "Nothing like washing helicopter dicks to make your day a little brighter." References External links Markiplier Category:Living people Category:Twitch streamers from the United States Category:Korean Americans Category:YouTubers from the United States Category:Comedians from the United States Category:Streamy Award winners