Whitney Cummings

thumb|Whitney Cummings in 2019 Whitney Cummings (born September 4, 1982) is an American actress, comedian, writer, producer, director, and podcaster. Quotes When you're pregnant, you finally start reading ingredients on food. You start caring about yourself by accident, because, you know, you care about the baby. When I got pregnant, I realized how bad I was to myself, how poorly I treated myself. Once I got pregnant, I was like, “Well, I guess I should put a seatbelt on.” You know, “Where is it? Oh.” Like I'm literally putting a seatbelt on for the—it’s so wild that you start having self-respect and caring about yourself only when you're growing another person inside you. Don't Panic, I'm Just Evolving | Good For You Podcast with Whitney Cummings | EP 272, Jan 19, 2025 Once the Cosby thing happened, I was kind of like, anything I hold dear to me truth-wise could be untrue. I'm literally like, yeah, the moon landing, there's something fishy about that. Like yeah, for sure. I don't know if we landed on the moon, but it is funny to me that the moon landing is really what divides us as a country. You know? I don’t know. But my take on the moon thing is actually that—this is a hot take—I just don’t care. Is that weird? Like, it makes no difference to me if they went or not Don't Panic, I'm Just Evolving | Good For You Podcast with Whitney Cummings | EP 272, Jan 19, 2025 On China and COVID-19: So our enemy made a virus on purpose that killed tons of people, broke our economy, broke our brains, let's be honest, then culminated in all of us posting on social media to stop Asian hate. WHITNEY IS DONE | Good For You Podcast with Whitney Cummings | EP 302, Aug 17, 2025 The right is taking books out of schools. Who cares, dude? That’s a states’ rights thing. That is between the parents and the school. Why do you care what books a kid in another state is reading? Charlie Kirk Ruminations | Good For You Podcast with Whitney Cummings | EP 307, Sep 21, 2025 On Charlie Kirk: He was as close to not a hypocrite as I've seen in a while. Did he lie about stuff? I don’t know. Was he trying out new personalities and personas for social—I truly don’t know. Did he spread lies? I don't know. And by the way, neither do you, because nobody can prove what a lie is. Charlie Kirk Ruminations | Good For You Podcast with Whitney Cummings | EP 307, Sep 21, 2025 External links Category:Actresses from the United States Category:Comedians from the United States Category:1982 births Category:Women born in the 1980s Category:Living people