Rugrats in Paris: The Movie

Rugrats in Paris: The Movie is a 2000 Nickelodeon film and the sequel to The Rugrats Movie that follows Chuckie Finster as he searches to find a new mother. Directed by Stig Bergqvist and Paul Demeyer. Written by David N. Weiss. Music by Mark Mothersbaugh. France never had a chance! (taglines) Charles Crandall Norbert "Chuckie" Finster, Jr. Guys, guys! I’m gonna get some mommy! I bet she’s gonna be clean and cuddly and nice! It's like you always say, Tommy: "A baby's got to do what a baby's got to do!" Hang on, you guys. I think I got a wedgie. Over my dad's potty! Coco LaBouche What are you waiting for? Get off your derrieres and get this show on the road! Tout de suite! [to Dil] And how is this precious cupcake today? [Dil hits her on the nose with his rattle] Why you're just a lawsuit waiting to happen, aren't you? Kira, remind me to eliminate whoever wrote this hideous song! [orders Jean-Claude to lock up babies away during her wedding with Chas] Jean-Claude, takes those wretched dust mops away! I will not have them ruining my wedding day! [to Kira] Burn zis moth-eaten plaything! I never wanted to see it again. Dialogue [First lines] Tommy Pickles: I believe in the playground. It is my favoritest place in the whole wild world. But two yesterdays ago, a bad thing happened while we was playing there. Some big boys took my brother's binky and buried it in the sandbox. Dil Pickles: Binky! Bye bye. Tommy Pickles: It made my brother cry. So I said, "Dilly, this is a job for the bobfather." Angelica Pickles: [first words; eating a cookie, imposing as The Godfather] You come to me on the day of this wedding and ask me to take care of the boys who made your brother cry? Tommy Pickles: Uh, no, Dil just wants a new binky. Angelica Pickles: That's it? A binky? I don't get to squeeze no one's head of pull no one's hair? Tommy Pickles: Uh, no. Dil Pickles: Binky please. Angelica Pickles: Dumb baby. Can't even make a good wish. All right, kiss my ring. [Dil licks and drools on Angelica's ring] Eww! Go send the next one in and tell him to bring a sponge. [Tommy and Dil leaves a room where Grandpa Lou and Lulu are celebrating their wedding. Boris is plays an accordion while everybody claps, Music starts to play while Chuckie tries to Dance] Chuckie Finster: Nine, Eleven, eh, twenty... Susie Carmichael: Chuckie, you're not supposed to look at your feet when you're dancing. Chuckie Finster: But I'll see go to, Suzie. They just keep getting tangled up. [Susie laughs. Phil and Lil try to crawl up to the wedding cake] Lil DeVille: Faster, Philip, we got to get the peoples on top. Phil DeVille: I got dibs on the feet. Tommy Pickles: Phil, Lil, the Bobfather wants to see you now. [Phil and Lil slides down a wedding cake] Drew Pickles: I can't believe Angelica saw that movie last night. Charlotte Pickles: I can't Mother and merger at the same time. Besides she only saw a scene or 2. It can't had made an impression [Phil and Lil talk to Angelica] Lil DeVille: Uh, Bobfather, we founded this in our crib. [Lil holds up the head of a rocking horse] Angelica Pickles: Well, that's what you get for wiping your boogers on Cynthia! Phil DeVille: So that's where I'd left 'em! [Inside the dancing room, Dil is on deck sucking on a disk while Tommy dances with his diaper sagging down, he quickly pulls it up] Wedding DJ: 'N now let's give a warm of applauds to the number one newlyweds out of this weeks Top Ten Married Couples, Mister Lou and Lulu Pickles! Lou Pickles: Come on, Lulu, let's show these whipper snappers have it's done! Lulu Pickles: I didn't get these plastic hips for nothing. [Lou and Lulu start to dance] Betty DeVille: So, Chaz, buddy, you think you're ever tie the knot again? Cause I got a cousin whose looking. Big bones, board shoulders, and she eat her weight in cheese in cheese in one sitting. Chaz Finster: Thanks, Betty, but cheese gives me hives. So does dating. Boy, Lou and Lulu sure can boogie. [Angelica talks to Chuckie] Angelica Pickles: You're like family to me, Finster, name your wish. Chuckie Finster: Um, um. Gosh, Bobfather, I don't know what to wish for. Angelica Pickles: Just pick something already! [Chuckie picks his nose] I don't mean your nose! [Susie comes in] Susie Carmichael: Come on Chuckie, Grandpa Lou's throwing a Gardner. [Susie, Chuckie and Angelica leave the room. Angelica sees the baby as a Bear Suit sucking on a binky] Angelica Pickles: We'll take that binky. [takes off the binky from the baby and it begins to cry] There you go, Drooly. [puts on his binky in Dil's mouth] It fell off a truck. Tommy Pickles: [satisfied] See Dilly, you've got your wish. [Later, in Paris, France like The Aristocats, The Hunchback of the Notre Dame and Gay Purr-ee.] Coco LaBouche: [First Words; to actors on stage] What are you waiting for? Get off your derrieres and get the show on the road. Tout de suite! [to Jean-Claude] I love the sound of panicked scurrying feet in the morning. Don't you Jean-Claude? Jean-Claude: [First Words] It moves me deeply, Madame. [The mechanical Reptar starts moving as a woman runs away screaming] Man: [singing] That Reptar's a nuisance. He's a thorn in our side. Woman: [singing] The way things are going our village will be fried. [Reptar breathes fire. He then short circuits and his head falls off] Coco LaBouche: That Stu Pickles. I want that nincompoop here within 24 hours or another head will roll. Jean-Claude: I'll take care of it personally. Kira! Madame LaBouche wants her pickles now! Angelica Pickles: [smugly] I'm going to France and you're not. I already know how to "parsley-voo-francy". Which for your information means “speak French”. Susie Carmichael: [speaking in French] I feel sorry for the French people who will hear you. Goodbye. Angelica Pickles: No-one likes a show-off, Susie. Phil DeVille: [seeing Lil pushing a "hostess" button] Hey, I wanted to push the button, Lillian! Lil DeVille: You want the button, Philip? You can't handle the button! Angelica Pickles: You babies are as dumb here as you are at home. Dil Pickles: [after wetting himself] Wee, wee! Angelica Pickles: 'Cept him. He's speaking French already. Coco LaBouche: So, we meet again. [Dil Pickles spits on her.] Oh, delightful. [Coco talks to Kira through a microphone on her earring.] Kira, they're staring at me, and this child is leaking from the mouth. What do I do? Kira Finster: Just smile and be nice. Coco LaBouche: Hello. You are not horrible. [Dil pulls on Coco's lips.] No. Let go. Do you know how much I paid of for these lips? Tommy Pickles: I don't think Dil likes that lady too much, you guys. Coco LaBouche: Stop it, you dripping urchin. Phil DeVille: I don't think she likes Dil too much either. Lil DeVille: She's not a very nice lady. She's too pointy. [Dil Pickles starts to cry.] Coco LaBouche: Kira, he's crying. What do I do now? Kira Finster: Comfort him. Gently bounce him up and down. [Coco LaBouche bounces Dil Pickles up and down and he throws up on her.] Chaz Finster: According to Lipschitz, Dilly just gave you a gift. Coco LaBouche: Why wouldn't he? After all children, they are my life. Chaz Finster: Oh, I have that poem taped to my refrigerator! Coco LaBouche: Pardon? Kira Finster: "Children are my life". It is a classic. Chaz Finster: "Dapple laughter, patting feet". Kira Finster: "Joy and wonder. Heaven's treat". It is one of my favorites! Coco LaBouche: "Joy and wonder. Heaven's treat". It is one of my favorites. Chaz Finster: Wow. [The Rugrats pull on Chaz's pant leg.] Oh, dear. They're getting fussy. Kira Finster: Why don't you take them to Ooey Gooey World? Coco LaBouche: Ooey Gooey World? Chaz Finster: Ooey Gooey World! What a great idea! [In Ooey Gooey World, Chaz, Coco and the Rugrats float through Ooey Gooey World as a song plays. Behind the couch is a land of smudge, a dwelling to wrappers, toys and fudge, gummy bears, balls of hair...] Coco LaBouche: Kira, remind me to eliminate whoever wrote this hideous song! Chaz Finster: Look. No hands. Whee! [Lil DeVille picks up the goo.] Lil DeVille: It's so soft and squishy-ful. Phil DeVille: Yeah, it's good stuff. Let's stock up. [Phil and Lil put the goo in their diapers. Some goo gets on Chuckie's glasses.] Chuckie Finster: And egg-sackly how i am opposed to find the princess with my glasses all googled up? Kimi Finster: Here. [Kimi Finster sprays Chuckie with water.] Chuckie Finster: Thanks, I guess. Tommy Pickles: Look, the castle! Let's go see that princess, Chuckie! Chuckie Finster: You guys, they said to keep your hands and feet inside at all times. Phil DeVille: That didn't stop her. Kimi Finster: Come on. I'll show you the short cut. Chuckie Finster: Kimi, no! You guys! [Tommy Pickles, Kimi Finster, Phil DeVille and Lil DeVille get off the cart.] Kimi Finster: What are you waiting for? Chuckie Finster: Oh Great. Another Tommy. [Chuckie Finster gets off and they leave.] Kira Finster: Kimi! Madame, the babies are gone! Coco LaBouche: Finally... huh? No, wait. Get them back before wheezy finds out! Kira Finster: Security, we have an emergency situation! [An alarm goes off as security guards dressed as French ninjas chase after the Rugrats.] French Ninja Guard #1: Allons-y. French Ninja Guard #2: Suis moi. Vite, vite! [The Rugrats go up the stairs and Chuckie looks down on the ground. The Rugrats running to the water fountains. They stop and Kimi follows the Rugrats. The water fountains pop up the guards.] Lil DeVille: This goo is giving me a diapie rash. [One of the guards' steps in the goo and trips and his pants fall off, but all the other guards' trip over him. The Rugrats go up the escalator and go down a slide and as they continue down the slide, one of the guards flies off and The Rugrats runs to the elevator.] Kimi Finster: I told you I knew a short cut! Phil DeVille: That was the longest short cut I ever took. French Ninja Guard #3: Zere zey are. [The Rugrats go up an elevator and keep running.] Tommy Pickles: There's the princess. Lil DeVille: Isn't she beautiful? [The princess goes back in.] Chuckie Finster: Oh no. She's gone... Tommy Pickles: Go get her, Chuckie. She's right inside. Chuckie Finster: You're right, Tommy. I'm going do it. What if she doesn't like me? Tommy Pickles: Go ahead, Chuckie. You'll never know unless you try. [Chuckie goes to open the door but he hesitates.] Go ahead, Chuckie. [The guards come up and snatch the Rugrats.] French Ninja Guard #4: Ha-ha-ha-ha! Allez-hoop, little baby. Ze babies have been apprehended. We're on our way back to Ooey Gooey World. [Angelica's lipstick goes out of control when she hears Chuckie] Angelica Pickles: You want a princess to be your mom? What about Coco? Tommy Pickles, Chuckie Finster, Phil and Lil DeVille: Who? Angelica Pickles: Mr. Chuckie's dad's girlfriend, the Reptarland lady. Tommy Pickles: [climbs out of the Reptar bed] That lady's not the princess, Angelica. Chuckie Finster: Yeah. I'm gonna get the real princess for my mommy. Angelica Pickles: Hi, Mr. Chuckie's dad's girlfriend. How's my float coming along? Coco LaBouche: Fabulous, we're just waiting for the matching ponies. Angelica Pickles: And I still get the float if Mr. Chuckie's dad marries a princess instead of you, right? Coco LaBouche: What?! Why do you ask? Angelica Pickles: 'Cause, um...well, um...The Finster kid is planning on getting a princess for a mom...and let's face it, lady. You're no princess! Coco LaBouche: Not a princess? Well! If the tiara fits, wear it. Jean-Claude: Ooh, I smell trouble. [while in the warehouse with Jean-Claude...] Angelica Pickles: Mr. Yamahoochie was on TV, and he told the French lady you can't have joy if you don't got a heart. Well, she had one in a jar, but she still needed a spiny man with a kid, [to Chuckie] so I told her how you wanted a princess mom, and she was supposed to give me my on pony float, but she made the whole thing up! [pause; groans in frustration] I helped that lady trick your daddy into marrying her! [Tommy, Dil, Chuckie, Phil and Lil gasp] Chuckie Finster: You did? But... Dil Pickles: Bad yucky, bad! Angelica Pickles: Ah, pipe down, drooly! [Dil blows raspberry] Tommy Pickles: Dilly's right! That's one of the worstest things you've ever done, Angelica! Angelica Pickles: I know it was bad, even for me. Sometimes, I just can't help myself. I'm sorry, Chuckie. [In the Notre Dame cathedral] Betty DeVille: Seen one church, seen em' all. Wake me if you spot a hunchback. Priest: If there be anyone who objects to this union, let him speak now or forever hold his peace. Chuckie Finster: I gots to be brave. I gots to be brave. [bursts in screaming his version of "I object!"] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Chaz Finster: [in awe] Chuckie? He said his first word. He's talking! Jean-Claude: [bursts in the church, being bruised up] Madame! [falls on the floor then gets up] Our kidnapping plot has failed! Coco LaBouche: [to Chas] Ignore zat unemployed fool! Chaz Finster: [angrily] Coco, the wedding is off! You are not the woman I thought you were! Angelica Pickles: [enters the church with Tommy, Phil, Lil, Dil, Kira, Kimi, Spike, and Fifi as Jean-Claude moves out of the way] Hey, lady! Looks like your plan to trick Mr. Yummysushi didn't work after all. Coco LaBouche: Pretty flower girls should be seen, not heard! Mr. Yamaguchi: [rising from his seat] I would like to hear what the little one has to say. Angelica Pickles: Okay, but listen good. 'Cause I'm tired of telling this story! That cuckoo lady told her boss she had a kid's heart in a jar, and she was gonna marry Mr. Chuckie's daddy just so she could be president! Coco LaBouche: [enraged] Listen, you traitor- Mr. Yamaguchi: [furiously] Now, Ms. LaBouche. [Coco nervously smiles] You are dismissed. [walks out of the church] Coco LaBouche: [shocked] Dismissed? But no one fires Coco LaBouche. Coco LaBouche fires others! Coco LaBouche is EuroReptar! [Tommy, Phil, and Lil they're are step on her gown] OFF THE GOWN. You revolting CARPET MICE! [knocks them off] [Everyone gasps] Angelica Pickles: Listen, lady! Nobody messes with my dumb babies, except me! [Coco scoffs and storms out of the church. But Angelica she steps on her dress and rip it] Jean-Claude: [In a sing-song voice] I see London, I see France, I see Coco's underpants. Coco LaBouche: [Last Words] Well, take a picture. This is the last time you will see Coco on her underpants! [She throws down her wedding hat. Turns around sees the people the cameras taking pictures photographs of Coco's underpants and runs away, screaming in crying despair] Jean-Claude: [Last Words] Bad dog! Bad dog! [Spike pulls his boots off and chases him] Coco, wait! Stu Pickles: Go get him, Spike! [Last lines] Angelica Pickles: [pushes her way towards Wedding Cake] Hey, lady, you ever hear of a thigh blaster? Cynthia that frosting flower has our name bitten all over it. [The Rugrats are on the table eating the cake] Angelica Pickles: Who do you babies think you are? Tommy Pickles: Well, I'm Tommy and this is Lil. Phil DeVille: And she calls us dumb. Angelica Pickles: Give me that cake right now! [Angelica gets hit with cake] Tommy Pickles: Good throw, Dilly. Angelica Pickles: [last words] That's it, prepare to meet your caker! [Tommy gets hit with cake] Chuckie Finster: Hey, guys, what you're doing? [Chuckie gets hit with cake and a food fight starts] Phil DeVille: Hey, Susie! [grunts] [Susie gasps. Susie duck the cake and Angelica gets hit with cake. Phil and Lil tug of war the cake and Phil gets hit with cake. Dil toss the cake and Kimi throwing the cake, Boris gets hit in the back of the head with cake and Grandpa Lou laughs, Boris hits grandpa with cake Drew falls the cake and Chas and Kira gets hit with cake. Chaz and Kira laughs. Kimi and Chuckie throws the cake. Betty gets hit with cake and Howard laughs. Everyone starts to throw cake at each other] Kimi and Chuckie Finster: Whee! Chuckie Finster: Well, Tommy, I guess this is the way things are going to be from now on. Taglines France never had a chance! Movies The Rugrats Movie (1998) Rugrats Go Wild (2003) Cast E.G. Daily as Tommy Pickles Christine Cavanaugh as Chuckie Finster Kath Soucie as Phil, Lil and Betty DeVille Cheryl Chase as Angelica Pickles Dionne Quan as Kimi Watanabe Tara Strong as Dil Pickles Susan Sarandon as Coco LaBouche John Lithgow as Jean-Claude Jack Riley as Stu Pickles Melanie Chartoff as Didi Pickles Mike Bell as Chaz Finster and Drew Pickles Julia Kato as Kira Watanabe Cree Summer as Susie Carmichael Tress MacNeille as Charlotte Pickles Phil Proctor as Howard DeVille Joseph Alaskey as Grandpa Lou Pickles Casey Kasem as DJ Mako as Mr. Yamaguchi Debby Reynolds as Lulu Pickles Dan Castellaneta as Archbishop Jean-Marie Lustiger of Paris Lisa McClowry as The Princess Charlie Adler as the French police officer Tim Curry, Kevin Richardson and Billy West as Sumo Wrestlers/Singers Teaser Trailer Chuckie: Hold on, guys. I got a wedgie. Narrator: Rugrats in Paris: The Movie. Chuckie: Here we go! Narrator: The Rugrats are going to Paris and Paris will never be the same. Rugrats in Paris: The Movie. Angelica: You're just as dumb over sneezed as you are at home. [she falls over] Phil: Somebody got up on the wrong side of the bread. [a yellow background appears with the "Thanksgiving 2000. In theatres everywhere" text and Paramount Pictures print logo, 1998 Nickelodeon Movies print logo, and Klasky Csupo print logo] External links Category:Rugrats (film series) Category:2000s American animated films Category:Traditionally animated films Category:Animated comedy films Category:Animated adventure films Category:American sequel films Category:Films based on animated television series Category:Animated films set in Paris Category:Nickelodeon films Category:Animated films about weddings Category:Animated films about missing people Category:Animated films about babies