Hardbodies

Hardbodies is a 1984 sex comedy film about three middle-aged, divorced businessmen who rent a California beach house and hire a younger surfer to teach them how to attract women. Directed by Mark Griffiths. Written by Eric Alter, Steve Greene and Mark Griffiths. If you don't know what they are, you don't know what you're missing. Kristi Do yourself a favor, drop the dialogue. Your bigger and better deal is staring you right in the face. Other Rocco: Listen, kiddo, I always treat my business partners right. May God rest their souls. Candy: You don't know what it's like when people call you names like airhead, dingaling, yo-yo, bimbo. There's no way you can know that, Scotty. Kimberly: An hour? There's gonna be nothing left of us except a pile of white bones. Dialogue Scotty Palmer: Are you guys fags? Hunter: Yeah, I'm the Queen of France, and these are the D'Angelo sisters. Come on, Scotty. We're perfectly straight, man. That's the problem. We're too straight. All we're interested in are hardbodies, and we want you to teach us how to get them. Rounder: To dialogue 'em. Ashby: And BBD 'em. Scotty Palmer: I didn't pick them up. I dialogued them. Hunter: Dialogued them? Scotty Palmer: Yeah, I gave them a little dose of the old BBD. Hunter: BBD? Rounder: That's not like herpes, is it? Scotty Palmer: BBD... it's the bigger and better deal. Kimberly: Why do guys like boobs? Kristi: Why do guys like boobs? I don't know why guys like boobs. But they sure go crazy trying to get at 'em though, don't they? Kimberly: Yeah, but they don't do anything. They just lie there. Cast Grant Cramer - Scotty Palmer Teal Roberts - Kristi Courtney Gains - "Rag" Gary Wood - Hunter Darcy DeMoss - Dede Cindy Silver - Kimberly Sorrells Pickard - Ashby Kristi Somers - Michelle Michael Rapport - "Rounder" Roberta Collins - Lana Crystal Shaw Martell - Candy Emily Longstreth - Girl on Skates Kathleen Kinmont - Pretty Skater Janet Gardner - Diaper Rash Vocalist Jan Kuehnemund - Diaper Rash Lead Guitarist Tamara Ivanov - Diaper Rash Rhythm Guitarist Pia Maiocco - Diaper Rash Bassist Laurie Hedlund - Diaper Rash Drummer External links 0087385 Category:1984 American films Category:Beach party films Category:Sex comedy films Category:Films directed by Mark Griffiths