Year One (film)

Year One is a 2009 comedy film directed by Harold Ramis, and produced by Judd Apatow. The film stars Jack Black and Michael Cera, and features Christopher Mintz-Plasse and Hank Azaria. The film was released in North America on June 19, 2009 by Columbia Pictures. Meet your ancestors (taglines) Dialogue [from trailer] Zed: You could be my right-hand man. Oh: I've seen what you do with your right hand. No, thank you. [from trailer] [a hunter knocks a bowl of berries out of Oh's hand] Oh: Well, there won't be any berries in the fruit salad now. So we all lose. [from trailer] [Zed has eaten an apple from the Tree of Knowledge ] Zed: I might know everything. Ask me something! Oh: Where does the sun go at night? Zed: Pass. Next question. Oh: Where do babies come from? Zed: Pass. Next question. Oh: [noticing a snake] There's a snake on my foot. Zed: In the form of a question! Oh: [scared] There's a snake on my foot? Zed: Correct! [from trailer] Zed: [pointing to wheels] What are these big, round things for? Cain: They're wheels, numbskull. They make the cart roll. [Zed and Oh are riding on the cart, with their arms in the air] Oh: I feel like a bird! Zed: I'm sorry. I wasn't listening. All my brain blood was in my boner. Oh: I'm a virgin by choice. Zed: Ha! Not *your* choice! High Priest: Rub me with oil.. Oh: With my hands? high priest: No, with your nutsack, of course with your hands. Taglines Meet your ancestors This June Evolution Begins Cast Jack Black - Zed Michael Cera - Oh Olivia Wilde - Princess Inanna June Diane Raphael - Maya David Cross - Cain Gabriel Sunday - Seth Paul Rudd - Abel Juno Temple - Eema Matthew J. Willig - Marlak Horatio Sanz - Enmebaragesi Oliver Platt - High Priest Christopher Mintz-Plasse - Issac Eden Riegel - Lilith Hank Azaria - Abraham Bill Hader - Shaman Vinnie Jones - Sargon Harold Ramis - Adam Rhoda Griffis - Eve Xander Berkeley - The King Gia Carides - The Queen Paul Scheer - Bricklayer David Pasquesi - Prime Minister Kyle Gass - Zaftig the Eunuch Marshall Manesh - Slave Trader Bryan Massey - New Guard External links 001045778 Year One Category:2009 American films Category:American fantasy films Category:American comedy films Category:Films set in prehistory Category:Films directed by Harold Ramis Category:Screenplays by Harold Ramis