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Totally Spies!/Season 4
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The Dream Teens [4.1]
Futureshock! [4.2]
I Hate the Eighties [4.3]
The O.P. [4.4]
Alex Gets Schooled [4.5]
Mime Your Own Business [4.6]
Attack of the 50 Ft. Mandy [4.7]
Evil Jerry [4.8]
0067 [4.9]
Arnold the Great [4.10]
[Fade-in on the Federal Gold Reserver - 6:49 P.M. Two security guards arrive at the Federal Gold Reserve and hop out of the armored car]
Security Guard: This time of night, there's only one question worth askin'. Glazed or cream-filled.
[Both guards laugh. The two start to put the bags in the machine, until they realize the armored car is gone]
[Sam and Clover head back from their workout]
Sam: Right, and I could work the neck better if I was wearing anti-grav boots, but that would be cheating.
[Clover heads to the kitchen and sits down]
Clover: [to Sam] Too bad Alex didn't come with. She's not as picky as you are about playing by the rules. Mighty Bar?
[The chair breaks and Clover falls down]
Sam: I think you better switch to the low-carb Mighty Bars.
[Clover notices the chair has been chewed up]
Clover: Hey, this has been chewed up.
Sam: Wait a sec. My souvenir pillow from Niagara Falls is gone.
[Clover looks under the side table and finds Sam's pillow, which is already slobbered]
Clover: You mean this thing?
Sam: Ew! Whatever's going on, it reeks of... [in unison with Clover] Alex!
[Alex is spotted, closes the dresser and tries to be innocent]
Alex: Hey! Back so soon? How was the game?
Sam: Alright, Alex, what's going on?
Clover: Chewed up chair legs.
Sam: Slobbered up pillow.
Alex: Maybe we got attacked by beavers? [Suddenly barking noises are heard inside the dresser, much to Alex's shock, and Alex struggles to act innocent] Boy, am I hungry. Just listen to my stomach. What's for lunch, guys?
[Sam opens the dresser drawer, revealing that a white husky puppy named Sparky is inside. Sparky looks at Sam and Clover, panting, wagging his tail]
Sam: [in unison with Clover, looking at Sparky] Oh!
Alex: OK, I'm busted. But what was I supposed to do? Sparky was lost. I had to bring him home.
Sam: You can't keep him. Sorry, Alex.
[Sparky turns to Alex and looks at her]
Alex: [looking at Sparky] Mmm... [holding Sparky] But look at how cozy and fuzzy and cuddly and nuzzly he is.
Clover: Think about it, Sam. Having a puppy might seriously broaden certain horizons for us.
[Clover fantasizes herself walking Sparky and meeting a cute boy, sighing]
Sam: This puppy obviously belongs to someone. We gotta return him.
[Clover's fantasy is crushed, enraging Clover]
Clover: [putting on an enraged face with flames] Thanks for totally killing my fantasy, Sammy!
Sam: We'll make some flyers and put them up around the neighborhood.
Alex: I guess you're right.
[The clock on the radio beeps, saying it's 8:15 A.M.]
Clover: Hello! Detention Alert! We're gonna be late for first period if we don't hurry!
Sam: Wait. What about Sparky while we're in school?
Alex: Uh, I'm sure he'll be fine right here.
[Sparky barks]
Clover: Oh, quelle surprise? Look who's Student of the Week... again!
Sam: Doesn't Mandy ever get tired of buying votes, Clover?
Clover: Does a piranha ever get tired of biting toes?
Arnold: Hey guys! Hi... Clover. What cha doing?
Clover: Take a wild guess, Arnold.
Arnold: [slightly embarrassed] Uhh... eating lunch. He heh heh heh.
[Suddenly whimpering noises are heard inside Alex's bag, and Alex slides her lunch into her bag]
Alex: [acting innocent, wiping her lips] Mmm. Delish.
Clover: [to Alex, suspiciously] You must have been really hungry to eat your lunch so fast, Alex.
Sam: [to Alex, suspiciously] And your plate.
[Making fun of Arnold]
Dominique: Don't worry, I'll save you.
Caitlin: Not!
[They both laugh at him]
Mandy: Get away from me! You are useless!
Arnold: Aww... I am useless.
Sam: Oh, hey, Arnold. Don't listen to her.
Clover: Yeah, it's no biggie. Nobody got hurt... except Mandy's pride.
[Arnold walks away discouraged and pulls out a comic book]
Arnold: I wish I could be more like Admiral Admirable. He always saves the day...
[He clenches the comic book in his fist out of anger]
[Alex is pouring milk into her bag]
Sam: [offscreen, in unison with Clover] Alex!
[Alex turns to see them. Sam opens Alex's bag and pulls Sparky out]
Clover: What are you doing? I thought you were gonna leave Sparky at the house.
Alex: I know, but I was leaving, and he looked so- [as the table suddenly turns upside down] sad!
[The girls scream as they and Sparky get W.H.O.O.P.-ed, landing on the couch]
Jerry: [pointing to Sparky in Sam's lap] What is that?
Alex: [offscreen] It's Sparky.
[Sparky barks, then jumps onto Jerry's desk, startling Jerry. The girls gasp, shocked and startled, as he and Jerry are in a game of tug of war over the magazine]
Jerry: [to Sparky] Ugh. Let go of that. [Sparky growls, then releases the magazine, looking cute. Jerry is holding the now slobbered magazine, sarcastically] Charming. [pulling Sparky aside] Moving on.
G.L.A.D.I.S.: Clover, you'll have the laser nailfile. And let's avoid hitting the mayor's car again, alright?
Jerry: Good luck, super-spies.
[Sparky walks up to Jerry, wagging his tail]
Alex: Now, look, Sparky just ate, so he should be okay for a few hours, but you'll have to walk him soon. [giving Jerry Sparky's leash] So, here's his leash.
Jerry: [confused] Sparky? Walk? Soon? Well, you're not leaving that creature here.
Clover: Well, we certainly can't take him with us on the mission.
Sam: Arnold, what are you doing here?
Arnold: I had the same question for you. Are you guys... Superheroes?
[He imagines Sam with water power, Clover with fire power, and Alex with electric power]
Alex: That would be super-spies.
Clover: [To Arnold] Sorry, Arnie. Gotta go, we're on a case.
Arnold: Hey! Maybe I can join you guys. Admiral Admirable and the Super Spies! Cool, huh?
Clover: Cool? Not.
Arnold: Well, why not? I've got the outfit!
Alex: Forget it Arnold. There's more to being a super-spy than funny clothes!
Sam: Look, we gotta trust you not to tell anyone that we're spies, okay. It could put our very lives in danger.
Arnold: [putting his head down, discouraged] Fine.
Jerry: [on his back, teaching Sparky how to roll over] Roll over. See, Sparky? Just like Daddy. [groans. Sparky barks. Suddenly, Jerry sees the girls walk in. He pets Sparky] Y-Yes, yes. Very good, Sparky. We'll continue your training later.
Sam: Nice trick, Jer. We came as soon as we could.
Alex: [gasps, to Sparky] Hey, Sparky.
[Sparky runs up to her, barking, wagging his tail]
Alex: [to Sparky] Sparky, stay.
[Sparky barks]
Jerry: Well, how come you listen to her?
Sam: It's kind of hard here with "Admiral Admirable" screaming like a preschooler!
Alex: Ok, wait! I got it! Arnold, calm down! We need your help! In my backpack is the Wind Tunnel 9000 Laser Tornado Blast Hair Dryer. See it?
Arnold: Yeah?
Sam: Great idea, Alex! Arnold, set it on "reverse" and turn it on!
Arnold: I don't understand! [He sets the switch to "reverse", aims it at the tornado, and pulls the trigger. The tornado disappears] It worked!
[Fade-in on the Beverly Hills Park - 6:35 A.M. Jerry is walking Sparky]
Jerry: [to Sparky, near a tree] Come on now. Just like we did in my office. Heel. [Sparky sniffs the ground. He barks] Ugh! I trained those three girls to be spies. [picking up Sparky] It's only a matter of time before I've trained you too. [Sparky licks Jerry on the nose] Oh, [giggling, cuddling Sparky] who is a good wittle doggy, eh? [Suddenly, Sparky sees Geraldine Husk behind Jerry, growling at her. Jerry turns and sees her] No! [He takes Sparky and runs, carrying him while Geraldine Husk chases them across the park]
Geraldine: [chasing Jerry] I'll get you, my Jerry, and your little dog too! [She corners them at the fountain. She aims her laser at them, laughing evilly. Suddenly, Sam gets in the way] What? I thought you were-
Clover: You thought wrong. [The girls fly and dodge the laser while Jerry and Sparky hide behind the side of the fountain] How are we gonna stop that thing?
Alex: I don't know, but nobody threatens my puppy!
Jerry: [to Sparky, hiding at the side of the fountain with him] Sparky, stay. [Sparky nods]
Geraldine: I'll get you for this Admiral Admirable!
Arnold: Not today, Geraldine!
[Sam and Clover are on the couch. Alex is sitting between them, holding Sparky, shedding tears]
Clover: Come on, Alex. Cheer up. [petting Sparky] We knew that sooner or later Sparky's owner had to see one of the flyers.
Sam: I think Jerry is taking this way hard. He could hardly stop crying long enough to wipe Arnold's memory. [Suddenly, the doorbell rings offscreen] There he is.
Clover: Be strong, Alex.
[Alex opens the door, sad. Her sadness changes to surprise. Hero is happy]
Brad: Hero! How are you doing, boy?
[Alex gives Hero back to him]
Alex: [to Brad, in love with him] Sparky's name is Hero? [She giggles, falling in love with him]
Brad: Yeah. I'm Brad. You must be Alex. Thanks for taking such good care of Hero. [blushing, in love with her] You know, I live right in the neighborhood. Anytime you want to walk around the block with him-
Alex: How about right now?
[Brad and Alex go for a walk together, making Hero happilly wag his tail. Sam and Clover look at them, surprised]
Clover: Come on! Let's go find us some stray puppies!
Sam: Way ahead of you.
[Sam and Clover go to look for stray puppies as the episodes irises-out]
Mani-Maniac Much? [4.11]
Déjà Cruise [4.12]
Evil Bouquets Are So Passe [4.13]
Evil Heiress Much? [4.14]
Sis-KaBOOM-Bah! [4.15]
Evil Ice Cream Man Much? [4.16]
Beauty Is Skin Deep [4.17]
Like, So Totally Not Spies [4.18-19]
Sam: [Notices rust on her bracelet] Hey, check it out! My bracelet is rusting.
Clover: [Stares at rust on her own bracelet] Ugh! Low rent much. We are so getting a refund on these.
Alex: [Stares at rust on her own bracelet] Totally.
Jerry: [Gets an idea] Aha! The salt water must be causing the clasp to corrode. Quick, girls. Put your bracelets back underwater.
[The girls puts their arms back underwater. First, Sam's bracelet unlocks, causing her memories to return. Second, Clover's bracelet unlocks, causing her memories to return. Finally, Alex's bracelet unlocks, causing her memories to return. All three girls gasp in surprise as their memories return.]
Sam: [Astonished] No way.
Clover: [Astonished] He's right.
Alex: [Astonished] We are spies.
Jerry: [Happily] Welcome back, ladies.
The Suavest Spy [4.20]
Spy Soccer [4.21]
Spies in Space [4.22]
Spies on the Farm [4.23]
Totally Busted! [4.24-26]