The Goldbergs (season 1)

Seasons: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 | Main The Goldbergs (2013–2023) is an American long-running sitcom aired on ABC. Season 1 The Circle of Driving [1.1] [Intro; Adam Goldberg videotapes Erica Goldberg while the latter is ironing her hair] Erica Goldberg: Adam, what the hell?! I'm gonna crimp your face! Mom! Barry Goldberg: Liar-- you're a liar, Simon! You are a liar! [sees Adam recording him] Stop videotaping! Beverly Goldberg: [nonchalantly walking in on Barry while he's showering] What would you like for breakfast, sweetheart? Barry Goldberg: Privacy! Daddy Daughter Day [1.2] [Beverly lovingly stares at Adam as the latter wakes up] Adam: [Gasps] Ah! Oh, Mom, you gotta stop watching me sleep. Beverly: Well, if you'd let me stare at you during the daytime, we wouldn't have to do this little dance. Mini Murray [1.3] Adult Adam Goldberg: [voiceover] Desperate times call for desperate measures. Adam: Mom? I have a tummyache. Beverly: Oh, sweetie. Do you need to make? Adam: No! But... can I sleep here tonight? Beverly: Yeah, sure. Adult Adam: I had given in. For one night, my Mom had gotten the snuggles she so desperately craved. Beverly: Adam's never forgiving me, but you can still patch things up with Barry. Just hire him back. Why're You Hitting Yourself? [1.4] Barry: My perfect girl? Well, she should have big blue eyes and big blonde hair. Beverly: Mmm, she sounds fun. Barry: She shouldn't be afraid to speak her mind, you know? I mean, she should have a sensitive side, but still be a hard-ass. Beverly: Oh! Sit up straight, honey. Barry: And I want her to take care of me. Cook, pick up my stuff, make me hot pockets. Mm. [mouth full] By the way, thank you for the hot pocket. Beverly: All right, and I'm on the case for my sweet, handsome, delicious boy. [She chuckles and kisses Barry] Erica: You know, you just described mom. Barry: What? I didn't... Oh, my god! Mom! I meant a brunette who doesn't cook at all! And she's gotta be super shy and not related to me at all! The Ring [1.5] Adam: [having dropped a wrench on his foot] [groans loudly] Aah! Dana Caldwell: Are you okay? Adam: Mmm-hmm. Dana: Are you crying? Adam: No. [Exhales] [whimpering] Good talking. Who Are You Going to Telephone? [1.6] Call Me When You Get There [1.7] The Kremps [1.8] [Adam's friend, Chad Kremp, knocks on the Goldbergs' door, then Beverly answers] Chad Kremp: Hi. Can Adam play? Beverly: [yelling from the bottom of the staircase] ADAM! GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE! Stop Arguing and Start Thanking [1.9] Shopping [1.10] Kara-te [1.11] You're Under Foot [1.12] The Other Smother [1.13] You Opened the Door [1.14] Adult Adam: [voiceover] Unfortunately, I had two left feet. [Young Adam falls on his knees] I often found walking a hard enough challenge. Dana: You okay? Adam: Yeah. Been working out a lot. My quads locked up on me. That ever happened to you? Dana: No. Adam: Das coo' Das coo'. Muscles Mirsky [1.15] Goldbergs Never Say Die! [1.16] Lame Gretzky [1.17] For Your Own Good [1.18] The President's Fitness Test [1.19] You're Not Invited [1.20] The Age of Darkness [1.21] A Wrestler Named Goldberg [1.22] Livin' on a Prayer [1.23] Category:The Goldbergs seasons