CSI: Miami (season 9)

Seasons: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 | Main CSI: Miami (2002–2012) is a dramatic television series about the Forensics Crime Lab in Miami. It is a spin-off of the popular series CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. Fallen (9.01) Horatio: Keith, listen to me. When someone lies to me, it really, really hurts my feelings. You're Starling's boy. You've been with him the whole time, right? Go. Eric: How did he get you to do it? Money? Keith: You cops are all the same. You think people are just motivated by money. Eric: We know you worship Starling. How did he convince you to kill a cop? Keith:What are you talking about? Nobody said... Horatio: A police officer was killed. A police officer was murdered. That's on you. In the state of Florida, Keith, it's a mandatory death sentence. Sudden Death (9.02) [The media, including Erica, are outside the lab] Brady Jensen: [angrily to Erica] You're not a journalist--you're a jackal! [Eric and Ryan are watching the news inside the lab] Erica: Um, that was, uh, wow... A jackal... Ryan: [chuckling] Wow, I have never seen her speechless before. See No Evil (9.03) [Ryan waves at Ben] Ben: Are you seriously doing the hand thing? Ryan: [confused] Oh! You sure you can't see? Manhunt (9.04) [the man who murdered Delko's sister Marisol has escaped from prison] Eric: We'll get him, H. Horatio: If it's the last thing we do. Sleepless In Miami (9.05) Loman: I like to start my excavation at the feet, get an outline of the body first. But this time I can't find them. Caine: And why is that? Loman: Because he doesn't have a body! Reality Kills (9.06) Wayne: I didn't kill her. I didn't even get a shot off. Horatio: Well, you know what, my friend? If I find out you're lying, the same won't be said of me. Shea: You sure know a lot about our show. What are you? A fan? Ryan: No, I'm a police officer. I do my homework. Ryan: So I found myself going through the footage of the show. Walter: [sarcastically] Don't you mean avidly catching up on the season? Ryan: Maybe that, too. On The Hook (9.07) Horatio: You... are under arrest for solicitation of murder and rape. Perkins: You have no evidence. Horatio: I am *loaded* with evidence, my friend. Perkins: What are you gonna do? You're gonna kill me out here? Horatio: You know what? Believe me, that's a tempting offer. But for today, I'm going to show you what the next thirty years is going to be like. Perkins: And how are you gonna do that? [Perkins gets tossed through the trailer's back window] Happy Birthday (9.08) Marcy: She didn't even have to try. Gary just looked at her sideways and wham, bam, bun in the oven. Walter: Wow, I hear some serious resentment there... Blood Sugar (9.09) Donna: Who do you think you are? Tripp: The guy that just took your phone. Match Made In Hell (9.10) [After killing an alligator that was about to attack him and Wolfe] Horatio: Welcome to South Florida. Suspect: I couldn't have killed Matthew, I'm vegan. F-T-F (9.11) Rachel: I'm Rachel Brooks, the new girl. Natalia: Nice to meet you. I'm Natalia. Rachel: Natalia Boa Vista. I know. We studied you at the academy. Natalia: That's scary. Bad? Good? Rachel: Really good! Natalia: Okay. Scary. Wheels Up (9.12) Ryan: [seeing two roller derby competitors screaming at each other] Oh, my God, that's the sexiest, scariest thing I've ever seen. Vince: All right, look. I know how this looks, and what you guys might be thinking, but I did not hurt Connie. Frank: Explain, then, why you swapped out her mouth guard with one laced with ipecac. Vince: Uh, I didn't. Frank: You molded it yourself, idiot. Horatio: Which means we can match it to you. Vince: Look, not my finest hour, I will admit that. Horatio: It's also gonna bring you an assault charge. Vince': Look, Connie was a monster on the track. Okay, the only chance my team had of winning is if she wasn't playing. All right? Besides, ipecac is harmless. Horatio: Unlike the beating you gave her. Vince: No, I didn't. I just- I wanted to get her a little sick so she couldn't play. Frank': You got money riding on this? Vince: No, I just want to see my team win. Frank: Well, I'm the biggest sports fan you'll ever meet, but that is just plain stupid. Last Stand (9.13) Memmo: Are you a righteous man? Horatio: I am a servant of the taxpayers, Memmo. Memmo: You and I are not that much different. You do what you have to do to protect your people, just as I do. Horatio: Which included killing my wife. [flashback of Marisol getting shot] Fierro: I did what I had to do. It was never personal, Caine. Horatio: It was to me. [flashback of Horatio's last moments with Marisol] It was to me. Stoned Cold (9.14) Natalia: [about a victim getting stoned to death] Are you serious, that's a bit archaic. Horatio: Downright Biblical! Blood Lust (9.15) Natalia: Hey Tom, look at how Ryan's holding his shovel! Ryan: Hey Tom, also make a note of how Ryan's doing all the shoveling by himself. Hunting Ground (9.16) Horatio: Hunting unarmed men is murder one. It gets you the death penalty in this state. Special Delivery (9.17) Wolfe: Do you think it might have been personal? Horatio: It usually is, Mr. Wolfe, it usually is. About Face (9.18) Patrick: To prove that I'm innocent. Natalia: Okay, then you're innocent. Patrick: Shut up! Natalia: You know that kidnapping a cop is not exactly the way to prove that you're innocent. Caged (9.19) Walter: Get out of here, before we arrest you for extreme stupidity. Paint It Black (9.20) Horatio: Talent isn't worth the life of an innocent. G.O. (9.21) Wendy: Contractually, I can't say. Horatio: Consider the contract null and void. Mayday (9.22) Renee: Hey Marcel! Cops are looking for you again. [looks at Walter] Kidding. Ryan: Tom, know what I need? An expert opinion, but you're here so you'll do. Come here and take a look at this. Tom: How kind. 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