The Even Stevens Movie

The Even Stevens Movie is a 2003 American Disney Channel Original Movie that is based on the Disney Channel Original Series Even Stevens. It premiered on June 13, 2003, serving as the series finale. Dialogue Donnie: How could you steal all our food? Ren: As usual, Donnie, you have everything backwards. Donnie: ARE YOU CALLING ME STUPID? Ren: No. I am calling you a liar! Louis: You guys had to get back at us, huh? Thank you! Beans: But we got the evidence! How do you explain this, Louis? Louis: You stole my food... AND MY SHIRT? Gimme that, you little worm-eating...! Ren: Don't you talk to him like that! Louis: What, is Beansy your little boyfriend now, Ren? Ren: You don't have the right to talk! You caused all the trouble and you ate all the food! Eileen: Okay, enough. Enough, kids. Stop. You kids shouldn't fight just because your father's trying to teach me a lesson. Steve: And what would that be? Eileen: Look, Steve, I know that you're upset since you've been out of work and that you are trying to prove to Ren and Beans that you can put food in their mouths. Steve: What? Eileen: But couldn't you leave a little something for us? Steve: Don't twist this around! There wasn't a crumb of food left when we got up there! It's almost like you're trying to make me look bad! Eileen: Now you are losing it. Steve: DON'T TELL ME I'M LOSING IT! Eileen: Don't you yell at me in front of my family! Steve: IT'S MY FAMILY TOO! Louis: Hold on, hold on. Mom, we don't need them. We don't need them! We'll be fine on our own, thank you. Ren: Oh, really? Well, you can sleep out in the rain tonight! Louis: WE CAN AND WE WILL! Tom: The technology is amazing. Twitty: It's your masterpiece! Tawny: Are you really gonna sit in this thing all summer? Louis: Hold on, hold on! Don't call her a "thing!" She's my ultra-loungematic superchair. [pushes a button so that an arm gives him a soda. He drinks it] Twitty: Sweet! Louis: [belches] Watch this, watch this. [pushs another button so the machine quivers and gives him a massage] Like a thousand tiny fingers working all the right parts. Tawny: You've brought laziness to an art form. [Louis pushes another button] The Ultra-Loungematic Superchair: Thank-you. Taw-ny. Louis: Hold on. Okay, you know this is boring, and you just wanna go because you broke up with your stupid boyfriend and you wanna get away. Ren: And you just wanna stay here and sit on your stupid chair. Donnie: Do they have cable? Miles: Son, the beauty of Mandelino is there is no modern convenience of any kind. Donnie: Guys, this sounds kinda cool. I mean, I can run on the beach, get into football shape... Louis: Donnie, come on! You can run here and get in shape here. Please. Eileen: You know, Steve, this could be a wonderful family adventure. It could be everything we've been hoping for. Louis: No, Mom, listen... Listen, here's an adventure: You can stay here at home and make me breakfast and do my laundry, and that'll be an adventure. Dad, come on! Dad, listen. Dad... CAN SOMEBODY PUT A STOP TO THE MADNESS, PLEASE! Lance: You know, we put this prank together in a matter of just a couple of hours thanks to family friends, Alan Twitty and Tawny Dean Now, what prompted you two to call Gotcha with this great prank? Twitty: Uhh... guilt and shame. Tawny: Okay, I would like to say that embarrassing innocent people on TV for fun and profit is one of the lowest, disgusting... [Tawny and cameraman fight over the camera] Gimme that! Twitty: Well, it's all our fault... [Twitty stops guiltily. Tawny stare at him] Uh, all my fault... I set them up. Tom: I'm doubly appalled. Tawny: You could help us, Tom. And you could help Louis. Tom: Well, Louis is my friend... when it suits him. And I can accept that. What can I do? Twitty: Can you sail this tub to Catalona? [Tom was singing "Blow the Man Down"] Twitty: Tom! TOM! It's getting dark, and I'm getting seasick so I want a little less singing, and little more sailing, OKAY? Tom: Well, excuse me, Benedict Twitty! If you don't like a good sea shanty, maybe you should take the bus to Cadelona! Cast Shia LaBeouf as Louis Stevens Christy Carlson Romano as Ren Stevens Donna Pescow as Eileen Stevens Tom Virtue as Steve Stevens Nick Spano as Donnie Stevens Steven Anthony Lawrence as Beans Tim Meadows as Miles McDermott A.J. Trauth as Alan Twitty Margo Harshman as Tawny Dean Fred Meyers as Tom Dave Coulier as Lance LeBow Keone Young as Chief Tuka Lauren Frost as Ruby Mendel Kenya Williams as Monique Taylor Walker Howard as Laylo / Patrick Green Josh Keaton as Mootai / Jason Holdstead Kyle Gibson as Gil George Anthony Bell as Principal Wexler The Stevens Family Steve Eileen (wife) Donnie (son) Ren (daughter) Louis (son) External links Category:2003 films Category:Adventure films Category:2000s American films Category:Comedy television films Category:Disney Channel films Category:Films based on television series Category:Television series finales