John Callahan's Quads!

John Callahan's Quads! is a co-produced adult cartoon created by and based upon the work of John Callahan. Dialogue Griz: Well look at it this way. Now I can call you numb-nuts with real authority. Spalding: Over! Do you wear contacts? Reilly: No! OH! Griz: Is that his ass or my aftershave? Lefty: I need some potatoes for a vegetable ragout that I'm trying. Blazer: What a fag. Lefty: I'm not a fag. I'm educated. [Lefty kicks Blazer away] Lefty: Here's Blazer's indecent exposure summons! Spalding: Blazer! How can you expose parts of your body that you don't even have? Blazer: I tell you it wasn't easy. Reilly: I've got to find some way to pay this hospital bill. If I don't they'll take it out of me in body parts. Blazer: Well it's not like you're using any of your body parts. Lefty: How can I put this to you in a subtle way? Blazer: Not on your life crippo. Lefty: Oh that was subtle. Blazer: [working in the complaints department at a store] You want to return that hair piece? Good. It's terrible! It looks like a squirrel died on your head, you can spot that thing for marks! Complainer: I'd like to return these bedroom slippers [holds up a pair of squirrel slippers] Blazer: Ooooh... Reilly: Where's Lefty? It was his turn to make breakfast. Blazer: I heard him screaming bloody murder in the night. I figured someone broke in and killed him [Lefty walks in] Lefty: Morning... Reilly: Look who isn't dead. Cast James Kee as Reilly O'Reilly Terri Hawkes as Franny Matthew King as Spalding Cliff Saunders as Blazer Paul Haddad as Lefty Hamish Hughes as Griz Diane Fabian as Liz Bromberg Marvin Kaye as Mort Bromberg Maurice Dean Wint as Fontaine Linda Kash as Deborah Corinne Conley as Sister Butch External links Category:Australian adult animated TV shows Category:2000s American adult animated TV shows Category:2000s Canadian adult animated TV shows Category:Flash adult animated TV shows Category:American adult animated comedy TV shows Category:Australian adult animated comedy TV shows Category:Canadian adult animated comedy TV shows Category:Teletoon at Night shows Category:Television series on DVD Category:Cancelled shows