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The Loud House (season 10)
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The Loud House (2016–present) is an American animated television series created by Chris Savino for Nickelodeon. The series revolves around the chaotic everyday life of an accident-prone boy named Lincoln Loud, who survives as the middle child and only son in a large family of 11 children.
Summer Camp
Episode 1
The Grate Outdoors [10.1a]
Lisa: Fellow Puffins, cease with the racket! I just received electronic mail from our counselor, Lydia. Come gather. [Darcy and three Puffin camper girls gather around; reading Lydia's message] "Hey, Puffin girlies! Just got my wisdom teeth out. Thanks for the heads-up, Lisa." [to the girls] I told her they appeared impacted. [continues reading] "Doctor says swelling should go down soon. Sent a pic." [Darcy and the three camper girls gasp in shock at Lydia's cheeks swollen and her mouth drooling after her wisdom teeth removal surgery; finishes reading] "Won't be back this summer. Frowny face. But your new counselor should be there in…"
Lynn: 'Sup, Puffins?
Lisa: Lynn, are you lost again? The mess hall's 2 cabins over.
Lynn: [to Lisa] Let's see some hustle, Loud.
Lisa: Pass. [relaxes on the bed] These short legs are not meant for hustle. I'll be in my bed reading. [pulls out a magazine] Gotta catch up on "Unpopular Science". I hear February's fungi issue is a page turner.
Lynn: [tosses the magazine] Come on, I've got an epic day planned. We're gonna hike, swim, climb.
Lisa: And I shall be doing none of those. [sighs] I thought Lydia would have briefed you. Between the viral germs, poison oak, lake fungus and the 0.0002% chance of a cicada tornado there's just too much risk for me to leave this cabin.
Lynn: A 0.0002% chance? That's like, uh, 99% not gonna happen and like 50% not even real.
Lisa: Yeah, that's not how percentages work, dear sibling. [jumps down] You can be on your side here. [ushers Lynn to the door] I'll be fine.
Lynn: I'm not taking no for an unimportant answer. As your counsellor, and your favorite sister, I don't want you missing out on any of the fun! Give me one day to prove all of your favorite fears are bogus!
Lisa: [closes the window; sighs] I foresee your can-do spirit not letting this go so, um, fine. But if you're wrong, may I just say "I told you so", or write a dissertation on it?
Don't Lose Your Cool [10.1b]
Lori: "Welcome to Camp Mastodon! I'm your counselor, Lori! Get ready because it's gonna be literally, [Jumping up and down excitedly] the most fun summer ever! Why? Um... hello! You're in the porcupines cabin!"
Luan: "Hey, Lori. How's it going with your campers?"
Lori: Oh. Literally fantastic. Pretty sure they already love me. [flips her hair, not noticing two wieners landing in it and cluelessly goes to her table; hears what her girls really think of her as she goes to the table]
Sasha: Wow, Lori is obsessed with rules.
Jen: Right? [groans] She's so uncool.
Lori: [drops her tray in shock, having to be called that, then crouches down to pick up her food as her campers notice her] What? I am not like that at all. Well, I'll just have to show them how cool I really am.
Episode 2
Treasure Haunt [10.2a]
Brawl of the Wild [10.2b]
Episode 3
Spy Dames [10.3a]
[Royal Woods Middle School; The students are celebrating Grandparents' Day with their grandparents]
Lincoln: [holding a tray of pancakes with onions and wild boar; to the viewers] Today is Grandparents' Day at my school, which is why my Gran-Gran is here!
Myrtle: Ooh, Chef Pat, the pancakes look delicious. I'll take a whole stack.
Chef Pat: Enjoy. [gives her a stack] These are my Grandma Chef Pat's famous wild boar pancakes. In honor of Grandparents' Day, I'm making all of her recipes!
Cupid's Harrow [10.3b]
[Leni and Miguel are watching Lori and Bobby from outside the house; They hug and smile as they hold hands before leaving in opposite directions]
Miguel: Quick, she's coming! Act natural!
[Lori arrives inside the house and sighs deeply, then sees Leni and Miguel on the couch reading a magazine together that is upside down]
Lori: Guys, I have some news... Bobby and I have decided to break up.
Leni: [throws the magazine over the couch, shocked] O-M-GOSH, WHAT?!
Miguel: [shocked as well] Girl, stop lying!
Lori: It was a tough decision. We've been together for so long and still care about each other so much. But we both agreed that we could use some time apart, find ourselves and who knows what the future holds?
Leni: [approaches her] Sister hug?
[Lori agrees, and they hug]
Lori: Thanks, Leni, I needed that. [starts walking towards the front door, then stops] It might take some time, but I'll be okay. [leaves, closing the door behind her]
Leni: Wow. The end of Blobby, but it's a new Bliginning!
Miguel: Ah, that would be a great name for the show.
Episode 4
Clyde Can't Decide [10.4a]
Shred of Evidence [10.4b]
Lola: No time for hugs, Andre. Look what happened to my dress! It's obvious someone sabotaged it in a fit of jealous desperation!!!
Episode 5
One False Move [10.5a]
Lincoln: [walking out of the house; to the viewers] It's my favorite day of the week: Shelby Saturday! That's when my cousin Shelby comes to hang out while Uncle Lance and Aunt Sharon check in their new gym in Royal Woods.
[Lance's truck pulls over and runs over the Loud family's mailbox; The door opens, and Shelby comes out with a scooter]
Shelby: Bye, Mom! Bye, Dad!
Lance: [off-screen] Have fun! We'll see you this afternoon!
Flip: Hey, why'd you put all this hippie vegan junk back? You only paid for one fake-out!
Sharon: Fake-out?
Lance: What?! Okay. What is going on?
Lincoln: [sighs in disgrace along with Leni, Luan and Lynn] Okay. Flip's isn't vegan, and there's no equestrian club, or theater in the park.
Shelby: We just really wanted to move here. And we were worried you guys wouldn't if Royal Woods didn't hit all the booms on your checklist.
Lincoln: We're sorry. We just wanted to more spend time together.
Sharon: That's why you did all this? So you could be closer to each other?
Personal Train Wreck [10.5b]
Lance: Yikes. I overheard. [kneels down to comfort Lynn] I'm sorry, LJ. You okay?
Lynn: I don't understand what went wrong. I was just trying to make their lives better, but it's like they don't even want six-pack abs.
Lance: Well, I think that's the problem. Six-pack abs are your goal, not theirs. Look, not everyone is gonna a tri-athlete like you and me, but getting to exercise, even a little, is a big win.
Lynn: Yeah, but I made them hate it.
Episode 6
Nobody Puts Baby in a Corral [10.6a]
[The Loud siblings arrive at Dairyland and Lori and Luna take Lily to the Kiddie Corral]
Lily: [uninterested] This not better. These rides little. Lily want big!
Lori: [kneeling down] I'm sorry, Lily. The rides out there are too intense for you. You'll have way more fun here. [gives her a toy cow]
[Lily, Jeffery and Michelle are strapped into one of the seats of the Cheese Wheel ride while controlling the Tippy the Cow costume]
Lily: [as the ride starts up and goes a little slower] Okay. This fun! [but not for long when the ride suddenly starts going super fast; screams in fear along with her friends]
Lincoln: [looking up while he and Leni walk by] Look! Even Tippy's enjoying the rides today!
Lily: THIS TOO SCARY!
Jeffery: [groaning while starting to feel dizzy] Head feel like mushy peas! [groans again after the ride stops]
Lily: Owie. My head.
Jeffery: Ugh! I think I'm gonna throw up!
Lily: No like that ride.
Jeffery: [vomits and groans] I throwed up.
Birthday Stiffed [10.6b]
Lincoln: [sadly exits Vanzilla and walks over to Clyde's house, knocking on the door; Clyde answers it] Happy Birthday, Clyde.
Clyde: Whoa! What's with the mud and the look of shame? Are you okay?
Lincoln: It's a long story. [fade to nighttime; finishing telling Clyde everything that happened] But I forgot the lamp was in there, and it leaked all over my phone and destroyed the message! So I got you nothing. I'm really sorry, buddy.
Episode 7
All Pets Are Off [10.7a]
Luan: [Realizes her favorite clown] Wait! Hold on a sec! Honkers? [Excitedly throws her suitcase to the ground and stretches her arms out] That guy was a LEGEND! He did birthday circuses AND rodeos!
Lana: Flo, wait. There isn't a thief at Sunset Canyon.
Flo: Huh?
Lana: [sighs in shame] Spike ate Honker's nose.
Flo: [shocked] WHAT?!
Lana: He must've gotten out of his cage while you were baking and, I just… didn't want to ruin a good thing. You both seem so happy.
Flo: [coldly] Lana, I want you out of my room.
Lana: But--
Flo: Now! And take that hedgehog with you.
Lana: [sadly takes Spike out of the cage and exits the room] Look, Flo, I know animals can be messy, peeing in your shoes, and chew stuff up, but the love you get from them is so worth it. Francis spent his whole like making people happy. Don't you think he'd want the same for you?
[Flo turns away her from with a grumpy look; After Lana leaves, she looks at the photo of her and Francis from their wedding]
Flo: Lana, wait up! You're right. I've been so shut off since Francis left and afraid to let anyone in. But you and Spike showed me that opening up is worth it. [as Lana gives Spike back to her] There's still love to be found, even between two prickly folks. Right, buddy? [Spike growls softly; growls in return, then giggles]
Brain Man [10.7b]
Episode 8
My Phony Valentine [10.8a]
Rusty: [in unison] Dad, meet my new girlfriend.
Amber: [in unison] Mom, meet my new boyfriend.
Annette: [crossly] Rodney.
Rodney: [also cross] Annette.
[They get into each other's faces and growl with bloodshot eyes]
Rusty: [confused] You guys know each other?
Rodney: Oh, oh, oh, oh, believe me, I know the owner of Garb 4 Guys. The rat who spread rumors that the pants I sell cause severe chafing!
Annette: Ha, says the weasel owner of Duds for Dudes who told everybody my socks overstretch! It'll be a cold day in Haberdashery before my daughter dates your son!
Rodney: Well, I'd rather spit on my spats than let my son date your daughter!
Rusty: But Amber and I made plans to go to Jean Juan's on Valentine's Day!
Rodney & Annette: Over my dead cufflinks!
Kara: [groans] Why did I have to open my big mouth?
[Valentine's Day at Jean Juan's French Mex Buffet… The restaurant has been decorated for the Kisses, Crepes, and Karaoke event]
Mr. Budden: [speaking into the microphone; hosting] Happy Valentine's Day, and welcome to Kisses, Crepes, and Karaoke! I'm Trevor Budden. Some of you may know me as a middle school music teacher or last year's karaoke crowd fave, but tonight, I am just…
Scoots: Hopelessly single? [laughs] Even Liam's chickens have somebody.
Mr. Budden: [sarcastically] I was gonna say "your host", but thanks for the empathy.
[Rusty and Amber's song has been cut off by Rodney and Annette, and they're not happy when they found out about the ruse]
Rodney: My own son has betrayed me! Good thing I came back to give Mr. Budden his 30-point pants fit inspection.
Annette: Ugh, I just came back for taquitos! Who knew they were served with a side of deceit?!
Rodney & Annette: You're grounded for life!
Man of My Schemes [10.8b]
Lori: [staring at Bobby's latest post on Swifty Pic, panicking over the idea of him moving on] How in the world did Bobby find someone before me?! This is so not okay! I have to find a boyfriend, stat!
Kale Selfie Lori: Wait a minute. I thought you were happy on your own.
Lori: I was, until I saw this. Now the whole world's gonna think Bobby won the breakup! I'll look pathetic.
Kale Selfie Lori: [gasps] And if you look pathetic, then I look pathetic!"
Lori: Don't worry. I'll fix it. For both of us.
Episode 9
Hobblin' the Goblin [10.9a]
Fruit Dispute [10.9b]
Episode 10
Grouse of Horrors [10.10a]
[Both sides of the Loud family are having a barbecue as Lance is flipping the burger patties]
Mr. Grouse: [watching from the window] Now a barbecue?! [closes the blinds and sits in his chair; groaning in annoyance] Don't they get sick of each other? I sure am! [turns on his TV]
[Shiloh throws the baseball and Lynn whacks it with her bat]
Lynn: It's high! It's long! It's… [horrified] Uh-oh.
[The baseball hits the satellite dish on Mr. Grouse's roof, and falls off]
Jurer: [on TV] Your honor, we find the defendant--
[The TV suddenly goes into static, to Mr. Grouse's shock]
Lynn: [off-screen] Don't worry, Mr. G! We'll get that back up there in no time!
Mr. Grouse: [enraged] Get ready for a second earful! [exits through the door] Now listen here, you-- [starts coughing weakly as smoke gets in his eyes face]
Lynn Sr.: [as his brother tries to clear it away] Oh! Oh! Sorry about the smoke, Mr. Grouse! Got a bit of a-- [coughs] Bit of a situation here. [coughs, then holds up a plate of hot dogs] Can I offer you a dog?
[The grill suddenly sets on fire]
Mr. Grouse: Hmph! [closes the door, going back inside; groans grumpily] They have to go to bed eventually.
[Eventually… later that evening, he's lying in his bed, muttering angrily while the Louds are in the backyard, watching an action-packed movie called "Crime Dog"]
Police Officer: [on TV] Come back here with that money, crime dog!
Lincoln: Hey, Todd, can you turn it up?
Todd: No problem! [turns up the volume]
Mr. Grouse: I can barely tolerate one family of Loud lunatics. Now I'm completely surrounded!
The Lynning Ticket [10.10b]
Lynn: [despondent when the timer for a waiting room cuts to a 20-minute timer for another waiting room] Another waiting room? There's a waiting room to the waiting room?! [groans in annoyance]
Lynn: Howdy, loogie lovers! We're gonna shake chunk up on today's show with a brand speaking new segment called, "Roast Beef of the Day!" Where we roast a team that beefed in! [takes out a plate of roast beef and sets it on the table] Today's beefers are none other than the Sandyflats Sand Crabs. Their last game was a mess. I mean, look at these chumps. [a quick footage shows two Sandyflats baseball players accidentally bumping into each other] These guys couldn't catch a cold! You know what I've got to say to Sandyflats? [throws a piece of roast beef at the Sandyflats flag behind her] You've been beefed! [she and Charles then hi-five when her vlog gets 10,856 views; A few days later…] You seeing this, Lincoln?! The latest episode of Hockin' Loogies has thousands of views! Our new format is kicking serious butt!
Lincoln: [eating his sandwich] That's great, Lynn. But, uh… did you have to use all the roast beef? [opens his sandwich, only showing the mayonnaise and mustard]
Episode 11
Shane or Shine [10.11a]
[Shane is standing anxiously outside his house, getting ready for his first day at Royal Woods High School]
Shelby: [bolts towards him; excitedly] There he is! [takes pictures of him with her camera] Mr. Big Boy! Ready for his first day of (high) school! [stretching his cheeks]
Shane: Is this necessary?
[Vanzilla pulls up]
Mr. Coconuts: Saved you a seat, Shaney-boy! I should warn you, though, I took a carsick. [throws up pieces of wood]
Shane: Ugh. Well, that's unfortunately my ride. [hugs her sister] Bye, Shelbs!
Shelby: Here. I packed your lunch. [gives Shane his lunch bag as he gets inside Vanzilla and drives away; waving goodbye] They grow up so fast.
Shane: I'm worried about a lot of things, but not this. Acapella taught me that fitting in is all about making a good first impression. I'll just give 'em the old… [harmonizing] Shazzle dazzle!
[Leni, Luna and Luan walk into the school courtyard and find Shane, bawling, after his first day became disastrous]
Leni: [comforting him] Shane, what happened to you?!
Shane: [sighs] I can't keep this up anymore. I've tried everything you guys said and none of it worked!
Leni: At least you're not the guy who-- [Luan whispers into her ear; realizing] He's the guy.
Luna: Don't worry about any of that, cuz. We can totally come up a rockin' Plan B. You'll be a new Shane in no time.
Shane: [stands up on his feet, takes off the jacket and clown nose, and straightens his hair back to his normal style] You know what? I really appreciate all your help, but, I think I just need to be myself, whether I fit in or not. I'll find my people eventually.
My Science Fair Lady [10.11b]
Principal Huggins: Ms. Loud! You're just in time to sign up for the science fair. This year's theme is "Going Green." Cheryl and I will choose the winning exhibit based on how it demonstrates the new exciting way to help our planet.
Lisa: School prodigy, remember? Just give me the trophy, so we can move on with our hectic lives.
Principal Huggins: Uh, uh, uh. I wouldn't get too cocky. Turns out, you're not the only smarty pants around here anymore. [gestures to the new young genius, Jonas]
Jonas: [closes his locker and spots Lisa, recognizing her; gasps] I'd recognize that iconic turtle neck sweater anywhere! [runs over to her] Dr. Lisa Loud! [shakes her hand rapidly] Greetings! I'm Jonas. A new enrollee at this educational establishment. May I just say, I am a huge fan of your work.
Lisa: Well, thank you--
Principal Huggins: [interrupting] You're no slouch yourself, Jonas. [to Lisa] Did you know he created a miracle end sign to solve the world's plastic crisis?
Lisa: Neat-o.
Jonas: [chuckles] A bunch of hoopla, really. I'm just excited about this fair. Lisa, perhaps we bounce ideas off one another. [his pocket watch rings] Apologies, but I must go. I'm in the middle of developing a self-cooling metal for the playground slide. [walks away]
Lisa: [fuming with anger] Even neater-o! [storms off]
Episode 12
Student of the Jeer [10.12a]
Stella: [talking to Lincoln and Clyde about hearing one of the students calling her a teacher's pet while doing crunches in gym class] I mean… Teacher's pet? Can you believe he said that?! [frantically] What was that? That was a look. You exchanged a look.
Clyde: No, we didn't. We were just… doing eyeball stretches. [Lincoln agrees and they glance in random directions] Good for your peripheral vision. Ow! Ocular cramp.
Lincoln: Okay, look. We may have heard a few people call you a Goody-Two-Shoes.
Stella: [flings the medicine ball in shock which sends Lincoln flying back] What?! They called me a Goody-Two-Shoes too?! That's even worse than I thought!
Clyde: Honestly, it's not that big of a deal. I get it all the time and I'm cool with it.
[Stella drags the award, chained to Principal Ramirez's desk to a bridge over a river, and prepares to throw it into the river, but the award hasn't touched the water]
Stella: [frustrated] Ugh! Come on! [prepares to throw the whole desk into the river]
Principal Ramirez: [off-screen] Stella, stop! [runs up]
Stella: Principal Ramirez? How did you find me?
Principal Ramirez: I just followed the drag marks. [gestures to the trail in the dirt; Stella pulls up the award and sighs awfully] Why are you doing this?
Stella: I'm sorry, it's just, everyone thinks I'm a goody-two-shoes and a teacher's pet as it is. I really appreciate what you and all the teachers are trying to do, but getting this award would only make things worse.
Principal Ramirez: I understand. We just wanted to honor you because you're such a good kid. It's not always easy to do the right thing, but you always do. And we admire that about you. It's a shame you want to give this up because of what other people think. But I can buff out your name and give it to somebody else.
Bean Dreams [10.12b]
Episode 13
Con Girl [10.13a]
No Fun Run [10.13b]
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