My Fake Fiancé

My Fake Fiancé is a 2009 television film starring Melissa Joan Hart and Joey Lawrence. It premiered on the ABC Family channel on April 19, 2009. Jennifer I'm so looking forward to our divorce. [opening a moving box] Be the coffeemaker! Be the coffemaker! We're holding a wedding, not a tailgate party, Vince. Vince I'd hate for our fake vows at our fake wedding to not be from the heart. Girls love a guy that's been left at the altar. So I'll definitely be seeing some sympathy boom-chicka-wa-wa! Wow. Talk about commitment issues. You're getting cold feet over our pretend wedding. Others Steve: How is he at the horizontal hokey-pokey? Pants: This is the first time I ransacked a place and left it cleaner than I found it. Reverend Jim: I've been this job long enough to know when a couple is getting married for the wrong reasons. Some, they're in love with an idealized version of the person they are marrying. Others feel that they're simply too old to be single anymore. And some, well, some just want all the gifts. Dialogue Jennifer: Let me guess. You lease a really nice car you can never buy. You never cry in movies. And you only bang hot chicks. Vince: Have we met? Jennifer: No. Vince: Hey, this is my dictionary! Truck: No, it isn't, I bought it at a flea market. Vince: To Vince on the occasion of his high school graduation. I am so proud of you. Love, Mom Truck: Coincidence. Jennifer: Hi, is Monkey there? The Monkey: It's "The Monkey". Jennifer: "The Monkey"? You're the kidding, right? Jennifer: But it's all a lie! Vince: Yeah, but it's a lie that came true. Cast Melissa Joan Hart as Jennifer Joey Lawrence as Vince Nicole Tubiola as Courtney Burgess Jenkins as Steve Diane Neal as Bonnie Jason MacDonald as David Steve Schirripa as Monkey Rhoda Griffis as Val Patricia French as Catherine Elizabeth Keener as Carmen Robert Pralgo as Ben Heather Holliday Richmond as Sales Clerk External links Category:2009 films Category:2000s American films Category:American romantic comedy films Category:Television films Category:Films about weddings