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Booty Call (film)
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Booty Call is a 1997 buddy comedy film about two friends who go on a chaotic late-night quest to find condoms during a double date.
Directed by Jeff Pollack. Written by Bootsie and Takashi Bufford.
Dialogue
Bunz: But the next day you go to pick her up. You’re all happy and shit. But it’s high noon. She comes out the house and a fucking sea donkey climbs into your car.
Lysterine: Did you see that tarantula-hair fool? Motherfucker look like Predator.
Rushon: So Lysti.
Lysterine:
Rushon: Can I ask you a hypothetical question? Have you ever made a brother wait seven weeks to get up on that thing?
Nikki: Why are you asking her? She ain’t never made a man wait 30 minutes.
Bunz: (sniffs) Do I smell a whore?
Rushon: Hey, Bunz, you got any condoms?
Bunz: Stardate 2102: I’m without contraceptives, so please leave me the fuck alone.
Akmed & Singh: (singing) You got to lick it
Before you kick it
You’ve got to make it soft and wet
Before you stick it
Bunz: (angry at store owners) See? See? This is why I’m in favour of immigration reform. You’re fresh off the boat and already fucking with people!
Hold up Man: Listen, you Pakistani piece of shit, do what I say.
Akmed: (offended) Listen, you crack addict, we’re not Pakistani. We are Punjabis.
Singh: I could pass for Pakistani.
Cast
Tommy Davidson as Rushon Askins
Jamie Foxx as Bunz
Vivica A. Fox as Lysterine
Tamala Jones as Nikki
Amy Monique Waddell as Arguing Woman
Art Malik as Akmed
Bernie Mac as Judge Peabody
David Hemblen as Dr. Blade
Amanda Tapping as Dr. Moore
Gedde Watanabe as Chan (uncredited)
Karen Robinson as Admitting Nurse
Ric Young as Mr. Chiu
Scott LaRose as Singh
External links
Category:1997 English-language films
Category:1997 American films
Category:African-American films
Category:Romantic comedy films
Category:Sex comedy films
Category:Films directed by Jeff Pollack