Oscar (1991 film)

Oscar is a 1991 American comedy film directed by John Landis. The film stars Sylvester Stallone, Marisa Tomei, Ornella Muti, Tim Curry, and Chazz Palminteri and was a rare attempt by Stallone at doing a comedy role. Snaps Poole was right! You are an ox and a moron! [removing Connie's many weapons] It's like disarming Germany. Dialogue Eduardo: Ah, so now you want to make-a peace with you papa? You want to me die happy. Snaps: Of course, Papa. Eduardo: So now you want to me die! [slaps him] Lisa: ...I want to go to the top of the Empire State Building! Anthony: And what am I doing during all this? Babysitting Oscar's kid? Lisa: You always this nasty? Anthony: YES! Get used to it! Lisa: [gasps] I'm marrying a brute! I never want to see your face again... until the wedding! Anthony: That's fine with me! And separate honeymoons! Lisa: Fine! Anthony: See you in church! Lisa: Hmph! Dr. Poole: [about Snaps' daughter, Lisa] She seems to have such nicely rounded diphthongs! Snaps: That's what got her into this jam! Aldo: Breakfast is soived. Snaps: "Served", you paluka! Snaps: [pointing to Anthony] Pop this guy! Aldo: Boss, we cant have a stiff in the house with company coming! Snaps: You're right. It ain't proper. Snaps: Connie! Am-scray! Connie: Do I have to, boss? Every time I have, I fall behind. Connie: Even in the old days, he was known as an honest crook. Dr. Poole: That's an oxymoron. Connie: Gee, you shouldn't ought to said that, Doc. Snaps: Yeah, leave Connie alone. He does the best he can. External links Category:1991 American films Category:American comedy films Category:American remake films Category:Films directed by John Landis