Night Court (season 8)

Seasons: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9| Main Night Court (1984–1992) is an American sitcom, airing on NBC, about the night shift of a Manhattan court, presided over by the young, unorthodox Judge Harold T. "Harry" Stone. A Family Affair: Part 1 [8.01] Dan: Help me. Harry: Dan, you really got a sister? Dan: This is true. Bull: But you told us you were an only child. Dan: I wanted the attention. Christine: Gee, big age difference between the two of you. Dan: She was kind of an accident. Harry: Not planned, huh? Dan: No, an accident. I accidentally backed the truck into Papa as he was helping Mama unload the groceries. Nine months later, a blessed event. Mac: Fertile land, that bayou. Dan: What am I supposed to do? I don't even know her. I mean, she was three years old when I left home. I can't relate to her. We have nothing in common. Roz: How about parents? Dan: Oh, sure. Ma and Pa Kettle. Then what? The truth is, I'm ashamed to face her. I was a pretty lousy brother. Christine: Oh, come on, Dan. You couldn't have been that bad. Dan: Christine, my last words to her were, "there is no Santa Claus." Bull: What?! Roz: [patting his shoulder] Of course there is. Don't you listen to him. Mac: Next case—people vs... Ted! Harry: Ted?! Christine: [smugly] Good ol' Ted. Harry: I don't get it. Why are you dressed like that? Dan: Apparently, our former colleague was in the midst of an appendectomy when he was arrested for impersonating a surgeon. Harry: Why would a lawyer want to impersonate a doctor? Dan: Further complications. It seems he's not a lawyer, either. Harry: Not a lawyer? Roz: Not a lawyer? Mac: Not a lawyer? Man in court: Not a lawyer?! Christine: Lisette, could you read that back to me? Lisette: [in different voices] "Not a lawyer? Not a lawyer? Not a lawyer? Not a lawyer?!" Christine: Thank you. Dan: [seeing his sister and Bull in matching bathrobes] Bull? Please, tell me you didn't sleep together. Bull: Heavens, no. We only had sex. A Family Affair: Part 2 [8.02] When Harry Met Margaret [8.03] Can't Buy Me, Love [8.04] Death Takes a Halloween [8.05] Crossroads: Part 1 [8.06] Crossroads: Part 2 [8.07] Day Court [8.08] A Night Court at the Opera [8.09] Nobody Says Rat Fink Anymore [8.10] Christine: Rose, do your drive? Rose: Of course, Miss Sullivan. Christine: Oh, good, okay. Do you know first aid? Rose: Yes. Yes, I do. Christine: Excellent. Okay, first aid. Do you consider yourself to be warm and friendly? Rose: Absolutely, my dear. Christine: Good, great, okay. Roz: [after a wink from Christine] Got any tattoos? Rose: Three. Roz: Ever been in the slammer? Rose: Twice. Roz: What's the going price for a fifth of scotch? Rose: $17.95. Roz: Hit the road, jerkweed. [Rose leaves] Christine: You're incredible! Roz: I know. Part of being personnel. Jail Bait [8.11] It's Just a Joke [8.12] Bringing Down Baby [8.13] Presumed Insolvent [8.14] Mama Was a Rollin' Stone [8.15] Attachments Included [8.16] Alone Again, Naturally [8.17] Hey Harry, F'Crying Out Loud — It is a Wonderful Life... Sorta [8.18] To Sleep, No More [8.19] With a Little Help From My Friends [8.20] Mac Takes a Vocation [8.21] Harry's Fifteen Minutes [8.22] Where There's a Will, There's a Tony (Part 1) [8.23] Where There's a Will, There's a Tony (Part 2) [8.24] Category:Night Court seasons