Pokémon/Commercials

Ash: Pokémon is on twice a day on Kids' WB!Gary: Pokémon is on twice a day on Kids' WB!Ash: Stop copying me!Gary: Stop copying me!Ash: I get it; it's on twice so you're saying it twice.Gary: I get it; it's on twice so you're saying it twice.Ash: GARY!! STOP IT!!!Gary: GARY!! STOP IT!!!Ash: I smell like a stinky Primeape!Gary: Yeah, ya do, Ash! [In a crossover with Pinky and the Brain]Misty: Hey, what kind of Pokémon is that?Ash: I dunno, but I'm gonna catch it!Pinky: Brain, we're not Pokémon!Brain: Be quiet. If we catch them all, we'll be able to rule the world! Bring it on!Ash: I choose you! Charmeleon!Brain: Yaaaaaaahhhhhh!!! [is tail-whipped by Charmeleon] Aaaaah!Announcer: Discover all-new Pokémon!Brain: [gets roasted by Charmeleon] Gotta catch 'em all...Announcer: This weekend on Kids' WB! [In a crossover with Histeria!]Ash: Bulbasaur, I choose you!Father Time: Big Fat Baby, I choose you!Ash: Bulbasaur, Vine Whip!Bulbasaur: Bulbasaur! [sends out its vines]Father Time: Slobber attack, now!Big Fat Baby: [lets out a huge raspberry, sending a huge wave against Ash]Ash: Aaaaahh!Father Time: Did I win? Did we win?Announcer: Catch Pokémon and Histeria!, now in the same arena, every weekday morning on Kids' WB!Ash: Can we at least get a moist towelette over here? [In a Men in Black promo]Agent Jay: Hey, what're we celebrating?Agent Kay: I got a new partner.Agent Jay: Say what?Agent Kay: Meet Bulbasaur.Bulbasaur: Bulbasaur.Agent Jay: You're trading me in for a lizard!Bulbasaur: Bulbasaur!Agent Jay: What's so special about him![Bulbasaur suddenly Vine Whips Jay.]Agent Kay: Built-in weaponry.Announcer: Catch Men in Black, this weekend on Kids' WB![Later, Kay and a fully-suited Bulbasaur are seen driving the car.]Agent Kay: You're gonna do all right, kid.Bulbasaur: Bulbasaur! [In a crossover with The New Batman Adventures]Batman: Time for bed.Tim Drake: All right, but a deal's a deal!Batman: No way.Tim Drake: You promised!Batman: Rrrrg. [singing] Jiiiiig-uh-leeeee-puff, Jiiiiig-uh-leeeee... All right, good night.Tim Drake: The whole thing!Batman: Hmmmph. [singing] Jiiiiig-uh-leeeee-puff, Jiiiiig-uh-leeeee... Nurse Joy: Hurry! It's spreading! [shows a bunch of Kids' WB! characters imitating Pokémon]Batman II: [on a stretch table] Squirtle squirtle...Dot Warner: [being pushed by Ash] Bulbasaur!Batman: PIIIKAAACHU! [sneezes]Dr. Proctor: [running next to Tweety] This was the 20th case of Pokémon fever this week!Nurse Joy: It's unstoppable!Agent Kay: [coughs] Koffing....[faints]Daffy Duck: AW, COME ON, DOC, EVOLVE ME!!Dr. Proctor: All right, everyone! Clear!Pikachu: [jumps up] PIKACHU!!!! [uses Thunderbolt and blows up the Pokémon Center]Announcer: Catch Pokémon fever.[Later]Daffy Duck: [now a Psyduck] Why can't you evolve me into a Charizard? Or even a Fearow?! No! It has to be a Psyduck! Sheesh!