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About Last Night (2014 film)
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About Last Night is a 2014 romantic comedy film that follows two couples as they transition from a casual bar hookup to testing their relationship in the real world.
Directed by Steve Pink. Written by Leslye Headland, based on the play Sexual Perversity in Chicago by David Mamet.
It's about compromise. It's about love. It's about a good wingman.
Bernie
Girl, look at me. Get the bag. Listen to me. The food is vile. You hear me? The bitch cannot cook. Whatever you do, you do not swallow the fucking food. What you’re gonna do is this. You wait till she not looking, spit it in the bag, get low. Put it in the fucking bag. After you do that, throw that shit in the trash. Do it fast, ‘cause if the food eat through the bag, she’ll smell it. All right? You’re not listening. You don’t give a shit about what I’m saying. Okay, I gotta die for it, don’t mean you have to. You on your own. I tried to tell you.
Dialogue
Joan: All right. Get on top.
Bernie: I’m not getting on top. You gotta get on top.
Joan: I got on top the last time.
Bernie: I wanna talk to you, man. All that stuff I was saying to you about her potentially being Alison, I didn’t mean it, man. I’m seeing a difference in you. And I feel like it’s because of her. I’m kind of, like, jealous. A little bit. I’m really happy for you, Danny.
Danny: Really?
Bernie: Fuck no! This is stupid!
Bernie: Yo, you are sick. You’re gone, Joan. If you didn’t have a pussy, there would be a bounty on your head!
Joan: You are a psychopathic social misfit who’s clearly in the middle of a deep homosexual panic.
Bernie: Oh, if I’m gay, it’s only because after fucking you for three months, that seems like the next logical step to take! I would rather chase another man’s ass than fuck you again, Joan!
Debbie: [at dinner with Joan and Bernie] Wow, this looks great. You guys really went all out.
Joan: Thank you.
Bernie: Well, uh, it’s a very special evening.
Debbie: Are you pregnant?
Bernie: What-What? Hell, no. Come on, don’t you say no shit like that.
Cast
Kevin Hart as Bernie
Michael Ealy as Danny
Regina Hall as Joan
Joy Bryant as Debbie
Christopher McDonald as Casey McNeil
Adam Rodríguez as Steven Thaler
Joe Lo Truglio as Ryan Keller
Paula Patton as Alison
External links
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Category:2014 American films
Category:2014 English-language films
Category:American romantic comedy films
Category:Films set in Los Angeles
Category:Films directed by Steve Pink
Category:Films based on plays
Category:American remake films