Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987) (season 3)

Seasons: 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9 / 10 | Main Season 3 Beneath These Streets [3.01] [Splinter attacks the turtles and throws them around the lair] Splinter: You are losing your fighting edge, my turtles. Were it Shredder who attacked you, he would not be so lenient. Raphael: Aw, come on, Master Splinter, we already sent chrome-dome and Krang to the Earth's core. Michelangelo: Yeah, right. Those dudes are totally dusted. Splinter: Without positive proof, it would be unwise to assume that Shredder and Krang have been vanquished. Beyond that, may I remind you that you are still crime fighters, and that the streets of this city are still filled with crime. I suggest doing each ninja exercise twice. You obviously need the practice. Leonardo: Well, you heard Master Splinter. Let's do it! [Krang is scolding Shredder after another failed mission] Krang: Shredder, you bungling idiot. I should've known better than to listen to you. And another thing....Wait, what are you doing? STOP!!!! [Shredder rips a metal panel from the Technodrome wall and places it in front of Krang, covering him]. Shredder: Sometimes, I don't know who I detest more. The Turtles, or you? Turtles on Trial [3.07] Leonardo: Let's get him! Turtles: Turtle power! Michelangelo: Cowabunga! [Krang calls Shredder just as he is about to defeat the Turtles.] Krang: Come in, Shredder. Shredder: What perfect timing. I'm just about to destroy the Turtles. Krang: Oh no you don't. I want that pleasure to be all mine. Shredder: What are you saying? Krang: I'm saying let them go. I have the robot now and I intend to destroy them on national television. Shredder: I won't, I won't, I won't. Krang: You will, you will, you will. Or I'll come looking for you in this thing. [Ends the call] Shredder: You never let me have any fun. Leonardo: You don't understand. We're trying to save the world from an invasion by an alien brain from Dimension X. Clayton Kellerman: Oh come on, that's a little hard to swallow. Raphael: What is? The invasion, the brain or the Dimension X?" [The Turtles learn from Kellerman that he's going to keep badmouthing them in public despite them having just saved his life.] Michaelangelo: Aw, man. What a scuzzbucket. Donatello: [To April] Well, at least you still got the video tape of us tangling with Shredder. Leonardo: Right. That'll prove we're not villains. April O'Neil: Sorry guys, but my camera was totalled during the battle. [shows her camera into immune, which has indeed been totalled.] Donatello: Oh great. Our name's still mud in this city. [The turtles turn around disconsolant and start walking home.] Michaelangelo: Total bummer, dudes. Raphael: Some days it just doesn't pay to come out of your shell. Attack of the 50-Foot Irma [3.08] Irma: Please, April. Just one little cookie. April: Forget it, Irma. Irma: Ooh, oh, look. My favorite flavor of ice cream. Mm. Irma: Thank you, turtles. I feel like such an overgrown klutz. Leonardo: Now, Irma, it's not that bad. Irma: Yes, it is. I'll never be normal again. Michelangelo: Aw, lighten up, Irma. It's no biggie. Irma: No biggie?! (cries) Raphael: Oh, nice work, Michelangelo. You and your big mouth. Irma: Big mouth?!? Waah! Donatello: Hey! Cut it out! I just had my shell turtle-wacks. Irma: And I used to think it would be fun to be tall!? Raphael: No, Irma, don't! Irma: Oops! I did it again. Camera Bugged [3.11] Sky Turtles [3.03] April: What's going on?! Shredder: [To the Turtles] You wretched reptiles. You'll pay for this. Bebop: Yeah. And bring cash. We don't take plastic. The Old Switcheroo [1.01 Bonus] & [3.06] (1989 and 2002 Version) (Pan into the Channel Six news stations along perhaps with the sounds of Irma sobs) Irma: Ohh!? Men are such beasts! April O'Neil: [pauses as Irma sobs] Is it Elliot, the new fella you just met? Irma: Don't ever mention his name again! His idea of a double date was showing up with another girlfriend! April O'Neil: Irma, the problem is you're too eager. You'd never see me jump the moment a man calls. Mr. Thompson: April! Get in here! April O'Neil: Yes, Mr. Thompson, comin' right away! Irma: Oh, brother. Bebop: Say bye-bye ratso. Yaah! Bebop: Huh, did you hear that? Rocksteady: Hey. What's up? He's actually nice to you. [The Turtles have just been beaten in a practice fight with Shredder whilst in Splinter's body.] Raphael: Oh man. He whipped our shells, but good. Leonardo: There's something strange. I know sensei's fighting style. And that wasn't it. Donatello: Yeah. Do you know who it reminded me of? Leonardo, Michaelangelo, Donatello, Raphael: SHREDDER?! Four Musketurtles [extended scene] Mr. Thompson: [pauses; opens the door] April, Irma, get in here! Both: Yes sir, Mr. Thompson? Coming! Leonardo: [a bonk to the head has given him amnesia, so he believes that he is D'Artagnan] Come, my comrades. There are wrongs to be righted, and damsels to be saved. And you Musketeers aren't even dressed. [throws clothes towards Raphael, Donatello and Michaelangelo, who all catch them] Donatello: Uh, my fault guys. I left the costumes that April sent over in Leonardo's room. Raphael: Clever move, brainiac. Master Splinter: Actually, Donatello did the right thing. You must humour him by putting on these costumes. Michaelangelo: Pretend we're musketeers? Bogus dude. Raphael: Look, I'd give Leonardo the shell off my back, ok? But I am not wearing lace with feathers and that's final. Donatello: Same here. Michaelangelo: Ditto. [They are now dressed in the costumes]. Raphael: I feel pretty stupid. Donatello: Same here. Michaelangelo: Ditto. Attack of Big MACC The Grybyx Leonardo: [screams] It's Grybyx. April & Irma: Grybyx? Turtles at the Earth's Core Shredderville Leonardo: I still can't figure out this place. Michelangelo: It's like totally bizarro. Nobody knows who we are. Donatello: Hold it, guys. I just figured it out. The reason nobody knows us is we got our wish. Leonardo: What wish? Donatello: Remember? Last night, we thought the world might be better off if we never existed. [points to the city out the window] Well, this is the world without the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Leonardo: What do you mean we don't exist? Donatello: We've been transported to some alternate world. It's just like ours except for one important difference. Leonardo: What's that? Donatello: We Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles never lived. Why else would our best friends April and Irma run away from us? Raphael: Maybe it's our breath. Splinter: Get up, Donatello? Get up! Donatello, get up! The Ninja Sword of Nowhere [3.12] April: [covers you mouth Irma] No Irma, don't say it. The Missing Map Turtles, Turtles Everywhere Mister Ogg Goes on Town Michelangelo's Birthday April: That's Michelangelo. Leonardo: That cake was Michelangelo surprise birthday tomorrow. Irma: Oops, sorry. Leatherhead: Terror of the Swamp April: Oh great, I'm doomed to be a decrepit twenty-eight-year-old hag! Irma: Icky things? Oh, yuck! I just remembered a nail apartment back in the city. Ciao! Leonardo: We've been trudging through this swamp for hours, now. Donatello: Yeah. And all we've got to show for it are blisters the size of Rhode Island. Michaelangelo: Yeah. And mosquitoes the size of seven-forty-seven's. Shredder: Rocksteady, you mutant mutton-head! You missed the co-ordinates completely. Rocksteady: Aw, what's the difference, boss? A swamp is a swamp. [the three are attacked by a swarm of bees whose hive they unwittingly disturbed when they surfaced] Shredder: Bees! [they escape from the swarm by jumping into a muddy pond] Now, what do you have to say for yourself? Rocksteady: Uhh... how about, "oops?" Bebop: You always did have a way with words. The Gang's All Here Donatello: The chocolate chip pizza. Michelangelo: Chocolate chip pizza?! Enter the Rat King Leonardo: Don't do it, Michelangelo! Michelangelo: It's no use, Leonardo. Don't try talking me out of it. Raphael: You don't know what you're letting yourself in for. Michelangelo: A turtle's gotta do what a turtle's gotta do. Donatello: Please, Michelangelo, don't go for pizza! It's raining cats and dogs. Raphael: And the dough gets real soggy. Splinter: Besides, there is still one last box of pizza mix in the cupboard. Michelangelo: There is? All right! Well, let's get cooking! April: Okay, Irma! Let's roll! Irma: So, what did you find out? April: I think Burne’s exaggerating. I didn't see a single rat. [Rats chew holes in the tires on the news van] I'm entitled to my opinion. You don't have to hiss at me. Irma: Who's hissing? I agree with you. Oh, no! Two flat tires. April: Make that four flat tires. [?] Irma: Random Pizza by the Shred Raphael: Hey, Donatello, I thought you fixed this. Donatello: Whoa! I did, and now it's fixing us! Leonardo: I'll handle this! Raphael: This beats everything. Now what are we gonna have for dinner? Raphael: Smooth move, Michelangelo. What are you doing with that stupid cap on? Leonardo: [to Michelangelo] And why did you take the starcruiser? Michelangelo: Oh, I took the starcruiser to earn some extra dough delivering pizzas. Raphael: Extra dough? You mean pizza dough. Michelangelo: Never mind that, dudes. I just found out I've been hauling pizzas for Shredder. Leonardo: Shredder? Raphael: Boy, I know the villain business has been bad lately, but that's ridiculous. Michelangelo: No, listen, Shredder put a homing device in the pizza, disguised as an anchovy. It was supposed to lead him to our lair. Leonardo and Donatello: Ahh! Michelangelo: Shredder's gonna be really steamed. When he finds out he's following the Rat King. Leonardo: He's gonna be even madder when he finds out we're following him. Come on! Leonardo: Surrender, Shredder. Shredder: Say cheese, shellback. [grabs Rat King's pizza] Rat King: Give me back my pizza! [Shredder throws the pizza at Leonardo's head] Leonardo: I've been pizza-faced. Ooh, crunchy. The Fifth Turtle 20,000 Leaks Under the City [3.18] Splinter: Look. Squid. Turtles: No! Squid! Gangway! I'm out of here! The Big Break In April Fool [3.02] Irma: Yes, April, I like it-- [hiccups] Oops! Leonardo: Did you hiccup?! April: Not a chance, Shredder! Shredder: As your wish. Master Splinter: As for you, April, I hope this has taught you a lesson. April: It certainly has. I learned that a disguise is a great way to get a story. There's a convention of bald-headed diplomats in town next week. Maybe I could pass as one of them? [She puts on a white skull cap, making her look bald.] April: Well, what do you think? Raphael: Paint that thing green and you could pass as one of us. [Everyone bursts out laughing, except for April, who folds her arms and is fuming.] Case of the Hot Kimono Michelangelo: Oh, no. This disaster city. I can't look!? The Great Boldini The Big Blow Out Green With Jealousy [3.13] Raphael, Michelangelo & Leonardo: Three sailors? Irma: You're gonna problem with that?! Leatherhead Meets The Rat King Raphael: Those cardboard cutouts will get their attention, while we attack them from the side. Pizza Delivery Guy: Excuse me. Which one of you ordered the pizza with chocolate sprinkles and clam sauce? Michelangelo: Yo, dude. Right here. [grabs a pizza, opens it and eats it] Leonardo: I think we've got you, Raphael. Raphael: My beautiful strategy done in by a pizza. Splinter: The winners of the next contest will be champions for the day. Raphael: It's time for you to get motivated, Michelangelo. Vernon: This is the story of the century. And I caught it, all by myself. April: [outraged] With my video camera. Vernon: [smugly] Who cares? I'm Channel 6's new star reporter now. Irma: [angry] Oooh, of all the lowdown, sneaky, backstabbing... Michelangelo: Hey, don't sweat dudettes. The whole world's got his numero. Donatello: Yeah. He'll be lucky to keep his own job. Raphael: Yeah. Once it gets out that he totally blew the story of the century. Vernon: [indignantly] Just what are you blabbering on about? [Raphael removes the lens cap from Vernon's camera. April smiles in shock] Raphael: Looks like you forgot to take the lens cap off, Mr "star reporter". Vernon: [shocked and sinks to his knees] Oh. All that great footage....gone. April: Yep. Along with any hopes you had of stealing my job. [Everyone laughs except Vernon, who is on his knees, despondent] Take Me to Your Leader [3.14] The Making of Metalhead Leonardo: It's so nice of you to look after us while we're sick, April. By the way, this soup is cold. Could you warm it up again? Raphael: April, can I have a glass of water? Donatello: Could you get me another blanket? Michelangelo: Tell me a story. April: Ah, for a bunch of heroes on the half shell, they can be real babies! Leonardo: What is it? Donatello: He looks like a giant turtle. Splinter: Be careful, my students. You are pitted against a superior fighting machine. Raphael: That doesn't scare us. Metalhead: I am Metalhead. I crush turtles. Raphael: Now, that scares us. Krang: What is taking so long? [The transport module arrives] Krang: Well it's about time. Er, What is that? [Rocksteady and Bebop are carrying Shredder, whose trapped in a block of concrete with only his legs showing] Rocksteady: Erm, we had a little accident, Krang. Bebop: Yeah. You got a chisel handy? Burne's Blues Corporate Raiders from Dimension X Raphael: Oh, no. Not again! I'm beginning to hate that invention. Michelangelo: Nyah, nyah nyah, nyah you can't get us. Raphael: [annoyed] Will you cool it, Michelangelo. We've got more important things to worry about. Invasion of the Turtle Snatchers The Big Rip Off Return to the Fly Blast from the Past The Turtle Terminator Bebop: What we're doing, lady, is kidnapping you. Rocksteady: And don't give us no trouble. Irma: Kidnapping me? Oh, no. No, please don't! Bebop: I love it when they beg. Irma: You-you can't kidnap me today. I have got a lunch date with Channel 6's incredibly handsome anchorman. Hey-hey, you can come back tomorrow and kidnap me. Rocksteady: Ooh! How come we always get the tough assignments? Donatello: That might be a clue. It looks like someone tracked it in. If we knew what it is and where it came from, we'd know where they took Irma. Irma: Oh, boy! You've come to rescue me! Now I can go on my date. Turtles: Shh. [Irma backs into a stack of paint cans and knocks them over] Shredder: The turtles! Get them! All: Here we are! Over here! Hey, android! Usagi Come Home Cowabunga Shredhead Donatello: Hey, Michelangelo, how about a pizza with the works? Michelangelo: Pizza? No way, dude. I crave pizza no more. Leonardo: Amazing. Donatello: Astonishing. Raphael: Not bad. Maybe now it's safe to order out for some pizzas. Shredder: No need, dudes. I brought back some takeout. So, like, let's get down and pig out. Leonardo: It's Shredder! Shredder: Where!? Where!? Raphael: Psst! Yo, April. April: Turtles, what are you doing here? Shredder: Hey, babe! What's going down in this here town? April: [gasps] I don't believe it. That's Shred- Leonardo: [covers April's mouth] Whatever you do, don't say his name. I'll explain later. Mutagen Monster Bye Bye Fly Beware the Lotus [3.19] Tiffany: [camera clicks] Say, "cheese!" Irma, Vernon, April O'Neil, Mr. Thompson: Cheese! Donatello: Wow, way to go, Wolfman. Casey Jones: Outlaw Hero [The Turtles have just fought Casey Jones and he has escaped.] Raphael: That guy's seen too many Filthy Harry movies. Leonardo: Come on. We better stop him. Raphael: Why us? Let the cops handle him. Donatello: Think, Raphael. He pops in and out of the sewers. He fights crime. He knows Kung Fu. Raphael: In other words, people are gonna think he's us. Leonardo: Now do you see why we have to stop him? Michaelangelo: Yeah. Our reptile reputations will get a bad rap. [Raphael throws his sai into April's camera whilst it is acting up alongside her scooter.] Raphael: Say cheese, cheeseball. April: Turtles. Oh, thank goodness you're here. [Raphael jumps on the scooter whilst it is in motion and removes his sai from the camera just before it throws him off.] Raphael: Has your camera always acted like that? April: It's like it suddenly had a mind of its own. And worse, my scooter drove off by itself. Donatello: We'll deal with that later. Right now, we gotta find that dipstick in the hockey mask. Donatello: Well, so much for those bugs. And Krang's giant knucklehead. Leonardo: And we couldn't have done it without you, Casey. Michaelangelo: Yeah, you are truly.... [he turns around to see that Casey has left] ...gone. Donatello: How do you like that? He didn't even say goodbye. Leonardo: He was a strange guy. Reckless, dangerous, and totally violent. Raphael: Yeah. I liked him too. Leonardo: Somehow, I got the feeling he'll cross our paths again. Casey Jones: [he has overheard the conversation from afar]'' Somehow, I got a feeling he's right. Super Bebop and Mighty Rocksteady [3.21] The Maltese Hamster [3.09] Usagi Yojimbo Extra Link Category:Television programs based on comics Category:American animated television seasons Category:Animated TV shows about turtles 3