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Delivery Man (film)
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Delivery Man is a 2013 comedy-drama film about a lovable underachiever who discovers he fathered 533 children through anonymous fertility clinic donations 20 years earlier. His chaotic life unravels further when 142 of his offspring file a lawsuit demanding to reveal his biological identity.
Directed by Ken Scott. Written by Ken Scott. Based on Starbuck by Ken Scott and Martin Petit.
David Wozniak
You see what happens when the tofu hits the grill. Nothing. Exactly what happens when the tofu hits our taste buds.
Brett
My children know that they are too old to be aborted.
Emma
Dialogue
David: Congratulations, "darling".
Brett: I had it. I had pitched the perfect game, and I had to screw the whole thing up. My mother saw the whole thing on TV.
David: She must have been surprised to find out that you had a male lover.
Brett: No. She said she always suspected it. She told me we would make a lovely couple.
David: And your kids?
Brett: They think it's cool.
Cast
Vince Vaughn as David Wozniak
Chris Pratt as Brett
Cobie Smulders as Emma
Andrzej Blumenfeld as Mikolaj Wozniak
Simon Delaney as Victor
Bobby Moynihan as Aleksy
Dave Patten as Adam
Adam Chanler-Berat as Viggo
Britt Robertson as Kristen
Jack Reynor as Josh
Madison McGrew as Rachel
External links
Category:2013 films
Category:2010s American films
Category:American comedy-drama films
Category:American pregnancy films
Category:Legal drama films
Category:Films about families
Category:Films about sperm donation
Category:Films directed by Ken Scott