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Whatever Happened to... Robot Jones?
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Whatever Happened to... Robot Jones? is an American animated television series which follows Robot Jones, a teenage robot who attends middle school.
Season 1
P.U. to P.E. [1.1a]
Mr. Werkaut: You kids and your crazy fashions. Chrome, steel, whatever! It's gotta come off!
Robot Jones: If you insist. Follow these simple instructions to remove my chassis.
Mr. Werkaut: Unscrew linchpin A from socket B. What the heck is socket B or linchpin A?
Mr. Werkaut: For your own good, I am gonna get you wet Jones one way or another.
Vacuum Friend [1.1b]
Cube Wars [1.2a]
[Robot has solved a Rubik's Cube in mere seconds]
Shannon: That's amazing! Hey everybody, the Robot just solved a cube in...how long?
Robot Jones: 4.0495.
Shannon: 4 seconds!
Sickness [1.2b]
Parents [1.3a]
Embarrassment [1.3b]
Shannon: Well, everybody has to dance with somebody. [Robot farts a hole through the wall] But that somebody isn't going to be you, Robot Jones.
Politics [1.4a]
Principal Madman: Bravo, bravo, Mr. Jones. This sounds like a campaign I could really get behind. Let me shake your hand.
Socks: Do it, Robot! This will be some good press.
[Robot does not know his own strength and shakes his hand so hard it throws him into the air and smashes him into the floor]
Principal Madman: [crying] Robot Jones!
[The next newspaper has the headlines "Principal cries like baby"]
Growth Spurts [1.4b]
Electric Boogaloo [1.5a]
The Groovesicle [1.5b]
Singer: One is nude and one's a dog. They're no losers, they both know there's something wrong, 'cause one of them's a naked man!
Jealousy [1.6a]
Robot Jones: [tutoring his crush Shannon] 1 + 1 = 2.
Shannon: Is this for the lesson? You're creeping me out. Now can we just get started?
Scantron Love [1.6b]
Season 2
Gender [2.1a]
Math Challenge [2.1b]
Family Vacation [2.2a]
Hair [2.2b]
Garage Band [2.3a]
Work [2.3b]
The Yogmans Strike Back [2.4a]
Hookie 101 [2.4b]
Mom Unit: Husband unit, I was just violated by a peeping Tom.
House Party [2.5a]
School Newspaper [2.5b]
Safety Patrol [2.6a]
Popularity [2.6b]
Summer Camp [2.7a]
Rules of Dating [2.7b]
External links
Category:2000s American animated comedy TV shows
Category:Traditionally animated TV shows
Category:American children's animated comic science fiction TV shows
Category:Cartoon Network original series
Category:Cancelled shows
Category:Television series by Cartoon Network Studios
Category:Television series on DVD
Category:Animated TV shows about robots
Category:Teen animated TV shows