Austin Lounge Lizards

thumb|Austin Lounge Lizards, 2013 The Austin Lounge Lizards are a satirical bluegrass band based in Austin, Texas, founded in 1980. Their members have included Hank Card, Conrad Deisler, Tom Pittman, Darcie Deaville, and Bruce Jones. Lyrics Highway Café of the Damned (1988) I was driving down the interstate through Take it Easy Winslow Arizona, I had seven deadly sins seven vices on my mind: sloth and avaricefornication, television, whiskey, beer, and wine. "Highway Café of the Damned" Lizard Vision (1991) Jesus loves me, but he can't stand you. "Jesus Loves Me (But He Can't Stand You) Paint Me on Velvet (1993) All my friends are buried here, and some of them are dead. "That Godforsaken Hellhole I Call Home" If I never had existed... would you still remember me? "Nineteen Eighty-Four 1984 Blues" Drugs I Need (2006) You say your God is the one true God but my one God is the one true God, I don't want to hear about your one God, 'cause my one God's the one. "One True God" It's hard to find a banjo player up in Heaven — There's some things even Jesus won't forgive. "Banjo Pickers in Heaven" External links Category:American bands Category:Bluegrass music