411 REFERENCE · Wikiquote
Gallagher
Reference material by Wikiquote contributors. This retains its source identity and is not 411 news reporting.
thumb|Gallagher in 2011
Gallagher (born Leo Anthony Gallagher; July 24, 1946 – November 11, 2022) was an American comedian and prop comic, most popularly known for smashing watermelons as part of his act.
Quotes
If "pro" is the opposite of "con", is "progress" the opposite of "congress"?
From the 1985 movie The Bookkeeper.
Now smoking would be okey if when you sucked it in, you kept it in.
Mad as hell 1981
I don't want you get an idea I experiment with drugs, cause I don't. I am into full-scale research.
Category:1946 births
Category:2022 deaths
Category:People from North Carolina
Category:Comedians from the United States