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The Wedding Ringer
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The Wedding Ringer is a 2015 buddy romantic comedy film a socially awkward man who hires a professional "best man" and a group of fake groomsmen so he can pull off his dream wedding.
Directed by Jeremy Garelick. Written by Jeremy Garelick and Jay Lavender.
Dialogue
Bad Best Man: [walks on stage and starts beatboxing] Haha, just kidding. I'm just kidding. The moment Chris asked me to be his best man, I sat down and I wrote a pretty awesome speech. But I don't know. I think I'd rather speak from the heart.
[rips paper in half]
Jimmy: Oh, don't do that. Don't you rip that paper up. You never do that.
Bad Best Man: [chuckles] Uh, you know, when Chris... When Chris and I first met, we, um... Uh, well... Chris and I have known each other since, uh.... [chuckles nervously] Mmm-mmm-mmm. Chris and I, you know, we did stuff together. [dry heaves]
Jimmy: He's gonna to throw up on the fucking bride.
Bad Best Man: And, um, Chris has been like a brother to me. Well, because my real brother died. No. Well, he didn't die immediately.
Jimmy: No.
Bad Best Man: They revived him in the ambulance, and then, he died later. Hah... uh...
Jimmy: Is he serious?
Bad Best Man: Adolf Hitler once said...
Jimmy: Holy fucking shit.
Jimmy: This is what you have to understand, Doug. Some people are just loners. It's that simple, man.
Doug Harris: Maybe I don't want to be. Maybe I just want someone to grab a beer with, to go on a cool guy trip with.
Jimmy: You've never been on a guy trip, Doug? Cabo, Cancun, spring break? You've never done anything like that?
Doug Harris: I never really had anyone to go with.
Jimmy: It doesn't mean that we're not going to have a good time, Doug.
Doug Harris: I said I got it. You're anybody's best friend for a price, but nobody's when it counts.
Cast
Kevin Hart as Bic Mitchum/Jimmy Callahan
Josh Gad as Doug Harris
Kaley Cuoco as Gretchen Palmer
Alan Ritchson as Kip Loyola/Carew
Cloris Leachman as Grandma Palmer
Mimi Rogers as Lois Palmer
Ken Howard as Ed Palmer
Affion Crockett as Reggie/Drysdale
Jenifer Lewis as Doris Jenkins
Olivia Thirlby as Allison Palmer
External links
Category:2015 American films
Category:American romantic comedy films
Category:Films set in Los Angeles
Category:Films directed by Jeremy Garelick
Category:Films about weddings