All That/Season 3

Tia & Tamera Mowry/LL Cool J [3.01] (Amanda Bynes has just joined the cast of All That, replacing Bates) Josh Server: Guys...guys...listen up. Has anybody met Amanda yet? Kenan Thompson: You mean Amanda, our new cast member? Josh Server: I'm afraid so. Alisa Reyes: Wait second; what's wrong with Amanda? Josh: Well, let's just say, she's way too happy and perky. Lori Beth Denberg: Oh, I hate happy and perky. (Amanda enters) Amanda: Hi-hi, everyone, it's me, Amanda! Kenan [offscreen]: What's, what's up? Amanda: I just wanted to tell y'all how happy and perky I am to be joining the cast of All That. We're all gonna have such fun. Lori Beth [sarcastically]: Oh, I'm sure we are. Amanda: Okay, everybody; gather 'round. Kel Mitchell: Aw, c'mon, Goldilocks. Lori Beth Denberg: Uh, look, Amanda; nothing personal, but...we don't like to gather. Amanda: Oh, Lori Beth, you are so funny. Lori Beth Denberg: Don't you forget it. Amanda: C'mon, you guys; I have something for all of you. Now, for the boys, I made you all a bunch of oatmeal and raisin cookies. Kenan [faking excitement]: Oh, cookies! Amanda: And for the girls, stuffed animals! Lori Beth, I got you a bear, and for Alisa, a tiger. And for Katrina, a pretty pink bunny. Isn't he just too cute? Katrina Johnson: Way...too cute. Kevin Kopelow: Five minutes! Show starts in five minutes! Oh, I see you've all met our new cast member, Amanda. Isn't she all happy and perky? I just know she's gonna fit right in. Oh, a bunny! Katrina: Amanda gave it to me. Alisa: I got a tiger. Lori Beth Denberg: Bear. Kel, Josh, and Kenan [in unison]: Cookies. Kevin: What wonderful gifts. I enjoy gifts. Amanda: Oh, Kevin; you didn't think I'd forget you, did you? Kevin: You got me a present? Amanda: Of course. Kevin: Give it... Kenan: I can't take too much more of her. Lori Beth: She makes me queasy. Kel: Even her cookies are too sweet. Kevin: You just don't like her 'cause she's all sweet and kindly. You know, we could all learn a thing or two from Amanda; that's what I say. Amanda [brings a black armchair with a red button on the right arm]: And this is for Kevin. Kevin: Chair! (He sits down in it) Amanda: A very special chair for a very special stage manager... (She kisses him on the forehead) Kevin: Oh, it's so comfy. My rear feels all happy. You know, I do need to relax now and then, you know...what's this red button right here? Amanda: Gee, I don't know. Why don't you push it? Kevin: Alrighty. (He pushes the button, and the chair launches him through the roof) Amanda: Adios, sucker. Katrina: You did that on purpose, didn't you? Amanda: Uh-huh. Kenan: Amanda? Just have one thing to say...welcome to the cast! Tandy Spork (on the "Randy and Mandy" sketch, after Mandy [Angelique Bates] has left, and Randy is looking for a new cohost): "Chocolate? Randy, once you've tasted the magical freshness of carrots, asparagus, broccoli, and green beans, you'll find that you won't even want to eat that nasty, silly chocolate anymore!" Principal Pimpell: [while teaching the "gifted" class] "Now, did everybody here read Chapter 1?" Student #1 [Server]: "Uh, Principal Pimpell. These books you gave us are weird". Student #2 [Reyes]: "Yeah; no pictures". Student #3 [Johnson]: "They're just full of these pages with little black squiggles". Principal Pimpell: "No; you got it upside down. Now, these little black 'squiggles' are symbols called 'letters'. Now, now, together, these letters form visual representations of words, like, for example, let me see...'coconut'! 'Coconut' is a word. Can anybody say, 'coconut'?" Student #4 [Denberg]: "C-C-C-scissors?" Montell Jordan [3.02] [someone has asked about lactose-intolerant; Johnson's character appears from inside of a grocery display] Sally: Superdude is lactose-intolerant. That means he can be harmed by dairy products. Woman: You mean like ham? Sally: No. Ham is meat. Dairy products include milk, butter, cream, cheese, cream cheese, and... YoGurl: Yogurt! Sally: I've got a squeegee! Sally: You're the best, Superdude, even if you are lactose-intolerant. Host of "What's in the Box?" [Server] to one of the contestants, Paula Bahre [Denberg]: Paula, get ready. Announcer [to the viewers]: Inside the box...is an orange. Host: Paula...your first question, dear? Paula: Is it a fruit? (Bell dings) Host: Yes! Paula: Is it orange? (Bell dings) Host: Wait...now, wait a minute. Now, Paula...did you ask if it's the color orange, or an actual orange, as in, the fruit? Paula: I was asking if it was the color orange. Host: Okay; yes, it is the color orange, and, uh...I have a feeling that she's gonna guess what's in the box now. Paula: Me, too. Is it some sort of musical instrument? (Buzzer buzzes) Host: No; Paula? We've already told you it's a fruit...and it's orange. Paula: Is it a trumpet? (Buzzer buzzes) Host: No! Paula! We've told you that it is not a musical instrument, and that it is a fruit, and that it is orange...as in a fruit that is orange, or an orange fruit... Paula: Do you use it in a bathtub? (Buzzer buzzes) Host: Is there something wrong with you? You were on the right track when you guessed that it was a small, orange fruit! Orange! O, R, A, N, G, E...orange! Paula: Is it bigger than that box? (Buzzer buzzes) Host: No, it's not bigger than the box! It's inside the box, Paula. How could it be bigger than the box? Paula: Is it a kangaroo? (Buzzer buzzes) Host: Is my mic on? Testing...testing... Paula: So then it's not a kangaroo? (Buzzer buzzes) Host: Is there something wrong with your head? A kangaroo is a large marsupial. This is a small, orange fruit. Orange! Orange! Orange! (Takes the orange out of the box and shows it to Paula) Host: Does this look like a kangaroo to you? Paula: Is it blue? (Buzzer buzzes) Announcer: Time's up! (Closing music plays, lights turn off) Host: Wait, stop the music! Turn the lights back on! (Music stops, lights come back on) Host: Time is definitely, definitely not up! I'm the host around here, and nobody, I mean nobody is going anywhere, until this freak guesses what's in the box! Now, look, freak! It's a small, orange fruit! It has a navel. It has an orange rind, that you can peel. It's orange, orange, orange! (He hands the orange to her) Paula: I give up? (Buzzer buzzes) Host: You can't give up! You cannot give up; you can't, you can't you can't you can't! It grows on an orange tree! You can make orange juice out of it! I've showed it to you; it's round; it's ORANGE! ORANGE! ORANGE!!... Ronald (guest star Steve Freeman): I'm Ronald, your new stage manager. Ronald: The show will be starting in just a moment. Ronald: You have, um...a limited amount of time. Lori Beth Denberg: It's rude to talk with your mouth full. It's even ruder to blow your nose in your sister's pants". Oliver Muirhead/Immature ft Smooth and Kel Mitchell [3.03] Dru Hill [3.04] (The Island Girls are visited by Kiki's sister, Didi) Didi [Johnson]: Hello, hello! Kiki: I wonder who that is? Fran: Who cares? It's a person...it's a person that's not you! (She runs to Didi) Fran: Thank you, whoever you are! I'm rescued! I'm rescued! Finally--I'm rescued! Who are you? (Didi removes her goggles) Kiki: Didi! Didi: Kiki! Fran: Kiki, who is this? Kiki: This is my sister, Didi! Didi, this is my bestest friend, Fran! (She hugs Fran, who looks terrified.) Fran: YOUR SISTER?! Lori Beth Denberg: When eating pizza, it's good to yell at the top of your lungs, "I JUST LOVE-A THE PIZZA PIE! I JUST LOVE-A THE PIZZA PIE!". How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood'? Ya know, I...couldn't care less. If you throw up on a crowded elevator, try yelling, "Oh, I just shouldn't have eaten the pizza pie". Tyra Banks/Blackstreet [3.05] A Tribe Called Quest [3.06] Golfer [Thompson] to the Lemonade Scammer: Um, excuse me, have you seen my hat? (He notices the hat on her lemonade stand) Oh, there it is. Lemonade Scammer: Oh, you want this hat? That'll be 300 bucks. Golfer: Three--hun--I'm sorry; look, I am not paying you any $300 for my own hat! Lemonade Scammer's assistant [Bynes]: Then make is 400. Golfer: 400? Where did you come--oh, no. I ain't payin'. Nuh-uh. (The Lemonade Scammer and her assistant cry in unison, prompting the golfer to pay) 702 [3.07] Lori Beth Denberg: Jimmy cracked corn, and I don't care. Jimmy cracked corn, and I don't care. Jimmy got hit with a melon...and I still don't care. What goes up must come down. What goes up your nose...must get gooey. Contrary to popular belief, Jack Sprat can eat fat. Ya just gotta hold Jack down, and shove that fat down his throat! 10 million years ago, dinosaurs ruled the Earth. 10 minutes ago, I ruled the women's restroom. (It would actually be more appropriate to say something like, "10 million years ago, horses ruled the Earth", since the dinosaurs had become extinct 55 million years earlier; see The Illustrated Encyclopedia of Dinosaurs and Prehistoric Animals: A Visual Who's Who of Prehistoric Life, 3rd edition [©2013] by Prof. Barry Cox et al., and edited by Dr. Douglas Palmer, for details) If you can't stand the heat, stay out of the kitchen. If you can't stand being dressed, stay out of your pants. Step on a crack, and break your mother's back. Step on a rusty nail, and you'll go, 'WHOOOOOOOA!!'". Announcer: "Peter enjoys many hobbies, like photography and knitting. Flem juggles raw meats." Announcer: "Peter applauds politely when he gives a round of sound. Flem says..." Flem: "LET'S HEAR A ROUNDA SOUND FOR 702!"(He smashes a watermelon with his baseball bat, and then 702, the musical guest, perform their hit "Steelo")Josh: [to Kenan, after getting amnesia due to a concussion from a falling spotlight] "'Josh'. 'Josh'. Why does everyone keep calling me 'Josh'? My name is Lord Swainsboro of Fontcastle...you lout." "'Lout'? Who you callin' a 'lout'?" Kenan: [to Katrina Johnson] "Hey, what's a lout?" Katrina: "I don't know. But he's Lord Swainsboro of Fontcastle." Lori Beth Denberg: "Well, ever since he got hit on the head, he thinks he's an English gentleman from the 18th century." Katrina: "Oh, c'mon; cut it out, Josh. This isn't funny." Josh: "Gentlepeople! I must ask you to refrain from calling me by this...'Josh'. My name is Lord Swainsboro of Fontcastle." Lori Beth: "We gotta snap him outta this before the show starts." Katrina: "Yeah; he's in the first scene." Josh: [to Katrina] "Ah, good lady, I beg your pardon. But the only appointment on my schedule today is for afternoon tea. I'm meeting Lord Worcestershire at 4 PM this very day." Kenan: "Oh, he's been goin' off the deep end; see, somethin' wrong. Somethin' wrong."[Amanda Bynes walks in]Amanda: "Hi, everybody!" Kenan: "'Manda!" [They fist-bump]Lori Beth: "Hi, Amanda, hi." Josh: "Oh; what a delightful young cherub." [He kneels before Amanda]Amanda: "What's with him?" Kenan: "He got hit in the head with a light. Now he thinks he's Lord Fruitcake of Freakspit." Tony! Toni! Toné! [3.08] Announcer [singsong]: Hi, everyone...it's time for "Ask Ashley"...Ashley [Bynes]: That's me! I'm Ashley, and I'm back to answer more of your letters. Our first letter comes from...Claudia Thomas, of Clear Lake, Iowa. Claudia writes, "Dear Ashley"...that's me! "Dear Ashley, I live in a 2-story house, and my room is upstairs. Every morning, when it's time to go school, I jump out the window. So far, I've broken my leg 17 times. Do you have any helpful suggestions for me?". Well, Claudia, I do have a little suggestion for you. USE THE STINKIN' STAIRS! THE STAIRS, EINSTEIN! Ashley [mocking]: I'm Claudia, and I jump out the window, because blah-dee-blah-dee...Ashley [normal voice]: ...BLAH! JUST USE THE STINKIN' STAIRS! MAN! ARE YOU SURE YOU BROKE YOUR LEG?! BECAUSE IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU FELL ON YOUR HEAD AND BROKE YOUR STINKIN' BRAIN! (She hyperventilates)Ashley: Our next letter comes from...Mary Schmid, of Butler, Pennsylvania. Mary writes, "Dear Ashley"...that's me! "Dear Ashley, for some reason, people never pay any attention to me. No one seems to care about me, or anything I have to say. How come everybody always ignores me?".(Ashley puts the letter aside)Ashley: Our next letter comes from...Eugene Blaine, of Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Eugene writes, "Dear Ashley"...that's me! "Dear Ashley, I smell bad. Every day, I seem to smell worse and worse. And I get dirtier and dirtier. Even my own grandmother says I stink like bad things. What should I do?". Eugene, come here. Closer, closer, a little bit closer...(She smacks the screen)Ashley: TAKE A STINKIN' BATH! FOR CRYIN' OUT LOUD, JUST WASH YOURSELF, BEFORE YOU MAKE ME AND EVERYONE ELSE SICK! BETTER YET, WHY DON'T YOU JUST TAKE A TRIP TO CLEAR LAKE, IOWA, GO OVER HER CLAUDIA THOMAS'S HOUSE, STAND OUTSIDE UNDER HER SECOND-STORY WINDOW; THAT WAY, WHEN SHE JUMPS OUT, SHE'LL HAVE SOMETHING SOFT AND STUPID TO LAND ON!(She hyperventilates again)Ashley: Well, that's all the advice I have for you today. Buh-bye, everybody. Announcer [singsong]: Hi, everyone...it's time for "Ask Ashley"...Ashley [Bynes]: That's me! Hi, I'm Ashley, and I'm here to answer your letters. Our first letter comes from...Scott Raileanu, of Memphis, Tennessee. Scott writes, "Dear Ashley"...that's me! "Dear Ashley, sometimes I like to drink orange juice. Sometimes, I like apple juice. And sometimes, I like grape juice. What do you think of that, Ashley?". What do I think? WELL, I THINK YOU'RE STINKIN' BORING! LIKE I GIVE A FLYING CUPCAKE WHAT KINDA JUICE YOU DRINK?! MAN! Here's a thought...STOP DRINKING SO MUCH STINKIN FRUIT JUICE...and give a rounda sound for our special musical guest, Tony! Toni! Toné!! MAN!(Tony! Toni! Toné!, the musical guest, perform their hit "Let's Get Down") Chris Farley/Mint Condition [3.09] Lori Beth Denberg: Stupid is as stupid does. So, if you're stupid...then, so are the stupid things you does! If you find your little brother wearing your bra, don't say, 'Hey, little brother...WHAT IN THE NAME OF WEIRDNESS ARE YA DOIN' WEARIN' MY BRA, YA FREAK?!. Putting a mouse in your pants is weird. Building a tiny gymnasium in your pants for the mouse to work out in is downright peculiar. Randy: "Ya can't beat chocolate." Chef Farley (guest star Chris Farley [1964-1997]): "'Ya can't beat chocolate'. Randoo, I'm worried about ya. Look here, kid, you've been eatin' chocolate all your life, and all you've got to show for it is A NEW CROPPA ZITS! I'M WORRIED ABOUT YA! PRETTY SOON, YOU'RE GONNA WAKE UP SUNDAY MORNING, AND IF YOU'RE STEALIN' GRANDMA'S BRANDLE MINTS OUT OF HER CANDY DISH, YOU'RE GONNA END UP IN REHAB, A CHOCOHOLIC!! " 112 [3.10] Sherman Hemsley/Nas [3.11] (Connie Muldoon enters Good Burger)Ed [Mitchell]: Hey, Connie! Connie Muldoon [Denberg]: Hello; I'm Connie Muldoon! Ed: I know. Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger; can I take your order? Connie Muldoon: Yes; I would like to try your new Good Good Good Good Burger! Ed: Sorry; we don't serve that here. Connie Muldoon: Oh; yes ya do! Ed: 'Fraid not. Connie Muldoon: Oh; 'fraid so! Look! Look, the writing on that sign, see? See all the hoopla? See? The Good Good Good Good Burger! The burger with four meat patties! Ed: Oh, who's Patty? Connie Muldoon: No...meat patty! Ed: Where is she? Connie Muldoon: Who? Ed: Patty. Connie Muldoon: There is no Patty! Ed: Then how can I meet her? Connie Muldoon: No, cabbage pot! I'm talking about meat patties!Ed: So, you wanna meet Patty. Connie Muldoon: No! Four meat patties! Four, four four!Ed [on the microphone]: 444 meat patties to go! Connie Muldoon: Well, you're screwy; I'm exiting! Ed: Oh, hey; say hi to Patty! Connie Muldoon: Screwy! (She leaves) John Leguizamo/Mona Lisa [3.12] [Alien Thumtax has just fired on the U. S. S. Spaceship, which is helmed by 10-year-old Captain Tantrum]Captain Tantrum: [wails] You hurt my spaceship! [wails again]Officer Canker [Server]: Oh, nice goin', Thumtax! You made our little captain cry! Captain Tantrum: You, you fired lasers at me, and I'm just a little girl! Thumtax [Denberg]: I--I'm sorry. How was I supposed to know that your captain was a little girl? I'm sorry, lil' Cap'n. I didn't mean to harm your ship; I--what can I do to make you feel better, sweetie? Captain Tantrum: [sniffles] Lower your shields. Thumtax: But, I-- [Tantrum wails] All right. Lower shields. One of Thumtax's minions: Shields down. Thumtax: [to Captain Tantrum] All right, dear; our shields are down. Is that better? Captain Tantrum: "I guess so. [to Singo and Officer Canker] FIRE MAIN LASERS! Singo [Mitchell]: [sings] Firin' lasers![He and Officer Canker fire the lasers at Thumtax's ship.] Thumtax: [screams, in the destruction of her ship] Singo: [singing] Captain, that was brilliant; Captain, that was brilliant! Captain Tantrum: Status report, Officer Canker. Officer Canker: Alien ship dee-stroyed. Captain Tantrum: Excellent! Take us out of here, Singo. Heading 2614, mark 2. Officer Canker: But, but, Captain, we're supposed to be heading to Jupiter. That mark will take us directly to some place called...Happy...Toyland... Captain Tantrum: Soooo? Singo: We don't have time to go to Happy Toyland...no... Captain Tantrum: BUT I WANNA GO TO HAPPY TOYLAND! I WANNA GO TO HAPPY TOYLAND!... Porkus II?! That planet is entirely inhabited by...Pigginoids! Sosumi [Reyes]: Pigginoids?! No! I was harmed and taunted by Pigginoids when I was a little girl! Captain Tantrum: [singsong] No one cares... Hey! You aliens! This is Captain Tantrum, of the U. S. S. Spaceship! ♪Whatcha doin'?♪ Ray J [3.13] Dr. Joyce Brothers & Sherman Hemsley/Heavy D [3.14] Bradley the Big Ol' Baby: "Three pounds of applesauce. Bradley want three pounds of applesauce." Monica [3.15] Swinestein: [Tricia Dickson; a Pigginoid alien, from the planet Porkus II] "I am Swinestein, leader of the Pigginoid ship!" Aaliyah [3.16] Customer [Tricia Dickson; after scratching off her Scratch & Win ticket]: I won! I won! Ed: Whoa, you one? Customer: Yes! Ed: Well...you look so much older. Customer [confused]: Um...yeah. Anyway, I have a winning ticket here, for one free Good Meal! Ed: One free Good Meal! That'll be eight bucks. Customer: No...you're not supposed to charge me money. Ed: Well, then, give me your watch! Customer: No! Look; you don't understand. Ed: No, I don't understand. Customer: Exactly; now, pay attention. See your signs? Good Burger's having a contest with Scratch & Win tickets. Now, I scratched off my ticket, and it says I get one free Good Meal...[Later, in the same sketch]Mr. Bailey: [looks at a customer's winning ticket, which Ed claimed was for $5,000] "Aw, for the love of decimals, Ed, this says he won 50¢! 50¢, not 5,000!" Complaint department lady [Lori Beth Denberg]: [to a customer] Complaint Department. Whatcha doin'? Customer [Dickson]: [southern accent] Well, I have a complaint... Complaint department lady: Is...that your complaint? Customer: No. Complaint department lady: If you have no complaint, I must ask you to go home. Customer: Well, I certainly do have a complaint. Complaint department lady: Well, make up your mind! Do you have a complaint? Customer: Yes; I bought this here mini vacuum cleaner. But I wanted a blue one, like on the box...and they gave me this here red one, surely by mistake. Complaint department lady: Well, if I were you, I'd take it right back to the store where I bought it. Customer: That is precisely what I'm doin'. I would like to trade this here red one for a blue one. For Real [3.17] (Detective Dan has just entered a classroom at Dullmont Jr. High School, thinking that it was a bank being robbed.)Detective Dan: "I'm Detective Dan! Everybody up against the wall, and nobody move!" Student [Amanda Bynes]: "Um...Detective Dan...how are we supposed to get up against the wall without moving?" Detective Dan: "I'm Detective Dan." Student [Bynes]: "That explains nothing." MC Lyte [3.18] Jerry Futile: "Question number 5...blippity-blippity-booty-loo, blippity-blippity-moo." Antoine: "Wait, did you just say 'blippity-blippity-booty-loo, blippity-blippity-moo'?" Jerry Futile: "That is correct; now, what is your answer?" Antoine: "Uh...meatloaf?" Megan [Bynes]: "74!" Shelley [Alisa Reyes]: "Is it a...kangaroo?"[The buzzer sounds.]Jerry Futile: "Ooooo, WRONG! I'm sorry; the answer was 'meatloaf.'" Antoine: "But, I said 'meatloaf'! Didn't y'all hear Antoine say 'meatloaf'?!" Shelley: "Yup, he said 'meatloaf'." Jerry Futile: "But, I didn't hear him. Sorry." Erykah Badu [3.19] Az Yet [3.20] (Superdude has just dispatched two bullies [played by Josh Server and guest star Joel Jordan] in a bank and gone outside to tie them up. A little girl dressed as Superdude runs into the bank )Fake Superdude [Amanda Bynes]: NOBODY MOVE! This is a holdup!(The security guard runs out screaming)Weird-Voiced Man [guest star Richmond Harrison]: ...Superdude? Fake Superdude: That's right, I'm Superdude! Now gimme all the money--or I'll use my superpowers to harm you! (The Sweaty Woman [Lori Beth Denberg] begins to empty the cash drawer as the real Superdude comes in) Superdude [Kenan Thompson]: Those bullies won't be bothering anyone anymore!...hey, who are you? Fake Superdude: I'm, uh...Superdude! (Pause) Superdude: Excuse me? The Sweaty Woman: Quick! Grab the impostor! (Before anyone can react, Fake Superdude rushes toward Superdude. The two spin around briefly, and end up facing the bank patrons.) Weird-Voiced Man: Oh, no! Now we can't tell which one is the REAL Superdude! Black-Haired Woman [guest star Virtic Emil]: I'm totally confused! The Sweaty Woman: Talk about conflict! Penny Lane: Which one is the good Superdude, and which one is the bank-robbing evil twin? Superdude: ...Y'all are kidding me, right? Fake Superdude: I'm the REAL Superdude! HE'S the IMPOSTOR! Superdude: I'm the real one! Weird-Voiced Man: I can't tell which is which! Penny Lane: What are we gonna DO? Superdude: What is WRONG with you people? LOOK AT US! Fake Superdude: He's evil, I tell ya! Evil. Evil! Superdude: Look, look. I'll prove to you that I'm the real Superdude, aight? (He picks up a metal bar and twists it into a knot. The patrons applaud.) Superdude: Now do you believe me? Blond Woman [guest star Carol Barbee]: He IS the real Superdude! Fake Superdude: Wait, wait! Watch this! (She grabs a piece of paper and, after a brief struggle, tears it in half.) Weird-Voiced Man: That one's got super strength, too! Superdude: WHAT? That ain't super! Oh, for heaven's sake, look--this is NOT the real Superdude! She's a little girl! Penny Lane: I've got an idea! Superdude is lactose intolerant! Superdude: You ain't got to go there. Weird-Voiced Man: Lactose intolerant...what's that? The Sweaty Woman: Lactose intolerant means that Superdude can't handle dairy products--such as cheese, whipped cream, and especially milk! Penny Lane: The Sweaty Woman's right! Does anybody have a pitcher of milk? (The Sweaty Woman has pulled a large pitcher of milk from behind the desk and is drinking from it.) The Sweaty Woman: ...I do! Penny Lane: Here's how we'll tell them both apart. I'll pour this milk on both of them, and then the real Superdude will be horribly damaged! Superdude: No, I don't think that that's such a good... (Penny pours the milk over both of the Superdudes. Fake Superdude only screams, but Superdude falls to the ground.) Superdude: A...E...I...O... The Sweaty Woman: SHE'S the impostor! Fake Superdude: The Sweaty Woman's right! The Sweaty Woman: I'M ON A ROLL! Fake Superdude: But it's too late! Now with Superdude out of the way, I'm free to take all the money! Then I'll POSE as Superdude, and commit crimes ALL OVER THE WORLD! AAAAHHH HAAA HAA HAA! (She takes the sacks of money and heads for the door) Weird-Voiced Man: Oh, somebody help Superdude! The Sweaty Woman: I've got a blow dryer! (Penny takes the dryer and runs it over Superdude. Meanwhile, Fake Superdude stops to collect a toaster) Fake Superdude: Almost forgot my free toaster! (She takes it and goes toward the door) Fake Superdude: Buh-bye...SUCKERS! (Superdude is dry by now, and stands up.) Superdude: HOLD IT, you evil bank-robbing impostor! You're not going anywhere! (He turns around and sends magnetic rays out of his buttocks. They attract the metal in toaster, and Fake Superdude, who is still holding the toaster, is pulled back.) Fake Superdude: What happened? Superdude: I stopped you by using my super magnetic force field from my super butt! You should've let go of the toaster, but you HAD to be greedy, didn't ya? (Two police officers enter the bank) Superdude: Aha! Officers, arrest this bank robbing person as my evil twin! Police Officer #1 [guest star Steve Freeman]: Wow. We just came here to open new accounts and get our free toasters. Police Officer #2 [guest star Heath Seifert]: Thanks a lot, Superdude! Wow--you two really look identical! (They take Fake Superdude into custody.) Fake Superdude: NO! NOO! I'LL BE BACK, SUPERDUDE! Penny Lane: I guess Evil Superdude picked the wrong day to rob a bank! Superdude: You are correct. What can I say-you twin some, and you lose some! (The patrons break into loud, faked laughter.) The Sweaty Woman: I don't get it!...HA HA HA HA HA! Tutu Querie [host of Family Vs. Family]: "Now, our categories are...movies, famous forks, trousers, and things that go 'moo'." Music Special