The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles

thumb|Henry Jones Sr.: Our word 'idiot' comes from a Greek word which means 'one who is not interested in politics'. Indiana Jones: Yeah, I, I'll remember that. The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles was a television show created by George Lucas that ran on ABC from 1992 - 1993, along with several made-for-TV movies from 1995 - 1996. The series was re-edited and completed in a chronological viewing order as The Adventures of Young Indiana Jones in 1999. Chapters My First Adventure Passions for Life The Perils of the Cupid Travels with Father Anna Jones: [scolding Indy] Henry, we are guests in this house. Henry Jones, Sr.: Guests, Junior. Not rampaging barbarians. Anna Jones: Your father will deal with you in the morning. Indiana Jones: What's he gonna do? Anna Jones: Have you shot in the morning. I will provide the blindfold. Leo Tolstoy: You reeking little swine, how dare you shoot me in the ass! Indiana Jones: I thought you were a giant weazle. Leo Tolstoy: Do I look like a giant weazle? Is it my twitching snout? My long, hairless tail? Are all little English boys as stupid as you? Indiana Jones: I'm not English, I'm American. Leo Tolstoy: That explains it. Indiana Jones: You have dogs? So do I. One I mean, her name's Indiana. I haven't seen her in over a year, though. 'Cause we've been traveling so much. Leo Tolstoy: You miss her? Indiana Jones: Yeah, you bet I do. Can't wait to see her when we get home. Wonder if she'll still remember me. Leo Tolstoy: Of course she will. Dogs are better than people. Indiana Jones: Hey, they were calling you Tolstoy. I think my father has some of your books. Didn't you write that eh, that really big fat one about war? Leo Tolstoy: And peace. Indiana Jones: No kiddin'. My father thinks you're great! Leo Tolstoy: Your dad's an imbicile. Indiana Jones: He's usually not wrong about this stuff. You should ask him. Indiana Jones: Father, I don't think that he understand your ancient Greek. Henry Jones, Sr.: Well he should have understood it. Indiana Jones: Father, I really doubt if a bus is even gonna come and if it does, there's probably only one a day and, and it's probably already gone! Henry Jones, Sr.: Junior, you are now being cynical. [beneath his breath] Yes sir. See, after skeptsism comes cynicism. Indiana Jones: [Indy and his father are splashing around in a lake] I didn't even know you could swim. Henry Jones, Sr.: There's a lot you don't know about me, Junior. [splashes water at his son] When I was five years old, I used to go swimming in a loch. Now that was cold! Indiana Jones: [Indy and his father are splashing around in a lake] Father! Henry Jones, Sr.: What? Indiana Jones: You know how you said that we should let ourselves be consumed by nature? Henry Jones, SrYes. Indiana Jones: Well, nature is consuming our clothes. Indiana Jones: So your name's Aristotle? Artistotle: Yes. So my wife said: Aristotle, she said, if you don't call that donkey Plato, you gonna have noone to talk to [laughs riotously] Artistotle: Hey, are you interested in politics? Henry Jones, Sr.: No not much. Artistotle: Ah, then you're an idiot. Henry Jones, Sr.: [brief pause] Thank you, Aristotle. Artistotle: My pleasure. [laughs] Henry Jones, Sr.: No, he's right, Junior. Our word 'idiot' comes from a Greek word which means 'one who is not interested in politics'. Indiana Jones: Yeah, I, I'll remember that. Indiana Jones: I'm bored. Henry Jones, Sr.: Bored? Bored? We're sitting in one of the most fascinating libraries in this part of the world and you're bored? Indiana Jones: It's also the only library. Henry Jones, Sr.: I will not have you bored. Indiana Jones: A ladder is made of wood, right? Henry Jones, Sr.: Yes. Indiana Jones: This cage is made out of wood. Henry Jones, Sr.: So? Indiana Jones: Ergo, our cage is a ladder. Henry Jones, Sr.': That's not what I call Aristotlian logic. Indiana Jones: We need a ladder, father. Let's turn our cage into a ladder. Journey of Radiance Spring Break Adventure Love’s Sweet Song Trenches of Hell Demons of Deception Phantom Train of Doom Oganga, the Giver and Taker of Life Attack of the HawkmenHobie: [recognizing Indy] I don't believe this, guys, this captain we've been sent is the same little punk who used to run errands for me back in college. Indiana Jones: What's so funny? Len: Well you see the longest any reconnaissance guy ever lasted with us is eight days. Indiana Jones: Why is that? Len: Well, you fly in low and slow and you got a camera in your hand when what you need is a gun. Hobie: Hey dog breath, give him a break. Len: The kid ought to know, right?Green: [to Von Richthoven] I should have known ya by your tactics. Under the sun. Swift and sudden from behind. Baron Von Richthofen: Sergeant? Sargeant: Yes? Baron Von Richthofen: I want you to paint my albatross red. Sargeant: Red? Your plane will be visible for miles. You cannot hide. It's to bold. Baron Von Richthofen: I will not hide from anyone. We are bold and we will let them know it. Just paint it! Indiana Jones: [a German plane has just dropped a message in a canister] It's from Richthofen. Hobie: How do you know? Indiana Jones: I had lunch with him. Charles Nungesser: [having been challenged to a duel] Well, well, I seem to have finally got Richthofen were I want him. Raoul Lufbery: Are you going alone? Charles Nungesser: Of course. We may be at war, but we are still gentlemen. Baron Von Richthofen: I will make it a priority to deny them the pleasure of filming my death. I believe the heart of the matter is very simple. To shoot down the cameraman first. Francois: [opening a specially prepared suitcase] Ehm, It is a fitted suitcase, hm? Hairbrush, razor, hair oil. Indiana Jones: Oh, I- I, I never use hair oil. Francois: It is not hair oil. It is invisible ink. Indiana Jones: What is this? Charles Nungesser: It's the parachute. Indiana Jones: A parachute? What's it for? Charles Nungesser: Didn't they tell you? That is how our spies are dropped behind enemy lines Indiana Jones: What? Charles Nungesser: You jump out of the airplane with it. Indiana Jones: I'm not gonna ... Charles NungesserIt's the latest experimental model. Small enough to wear on your back. Now. Just climb aboard and sit down. Indiana Jones: I have a bad feeling about this. General Von Kramer: [giving a tour of the factory] And over here they are working on a new process to refine helium. Alhorn: If we can perfect the method we will eliminate the explosive dangers of hydrogen. General Von Kramer: So this is not the place to light up one of your big fat cigars, Mr. Fokker. Anthony Fokker: Wars come and go. Humanity suffers. But Knowledge and science survive. Anthony Fokker: Genius is not enough, Forssman, one must be practical as well. General Von Kramer: With this plane, we can now bomb New York. Do you agree, Herr Fokker? Anthony Fokker: Possibly. Let me work on it. I will make it fly twice as far. Adventures in the Secret Service Espionage EscapadesIndiana Jones: I'm not leaving without Form 27A. I need Form 27A to get this form stamped. And I'm not leaving without it! I'M NOT! NOT, NOT, NOT!Franz Kafka: They said you want Form 27A?Indiana Jones: Yes, that's what they told me! I went to four different desks in four offices, and everyone said that someone else had it!Franz Kafka: Well, nobody has it. Form 27A has been superseded by Form 27B.Indiana Jones: What?!Franz Kafka: I thought everybody knew that.Indiana Jones: This is absolutely ridiculous. All I want is a new phone! I went to the ministry of phones, and my form blew out the window, and then I went out onto the ledge and a pigeon knocked it into the street, and then a man stepped on it, and then I had to chase after a tram, and a woman hit me with her handbag, and so I went to the police! They made me fill it out in German, and then they gave me the third degree, AND THEN THEY PUT ME IN JAIL!Franz Kafka: What you're saying is, you're upset.Indiana Jones: No. No, I'm not upset. I am INCANDESCENT WITH RAGE! Daredevils of the Desert Tales of Innocence Masks of Evil Treasure of the Peacock’s EyeZyke: I would like to repay you for the kindness... [Slaps Indy across the face] But it's not in my nature. Remy: Listen sir, all we want is to get back to civilization. Bronislaw Malinowski: This is civilization. Remy: A civilized civilization! Bronislaw Malinowski: Kanoo, break through your sea passage, fly through peril, leave your imprint in the sand. Perhaps we'll meet again. Indiana Jones: I hope so Wind’s of Change Mystery of the Blues Scandal of 1920 Hollywood FolliesErich Von Stroheim''': I am an artist! Cast Henry "Indiana" Jones, Jr. / Henri Defance - Corey Carrier (age 9) / Sean Patrick Flanery (age 16-21) / Harrison Ford (age 50, cameo) Remy Baudouin - Ronny Coutteure Henry Jones, Sr. - Lloyd Owen See also Indiana Jones Category:ABC shows Category:American adventure TV shows Category:Cancelled shows Category:Television programs based on films Category:American prequel TV shows Category:Indiana Jones