Ron Jeremy

thumb|Jeremy in 2009 Ron Jeremy (born March 12, 1953) is an American pornographic actor, writer, filmmaker, actor and stand-up comedian. Quotes I can count how many times I used condoms on one hand. The answer is "zero". You put them on your penis, not your hand. Jeremy will be in Kutztown on Monday, September 26, debating the adult film industry with Susan Cole. We have a good relationship. We respect each other and nothing is taken personal. My father is a physicist and to some extent, has some physicist's envy for my vocation. You cannot blame porn. When I was young, I used to masturbate to Gilligan's Island. Coming together is a beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success. Ron Jeremy: The Hardest (Working) Man in Showbiz (2007) I had found somebody who lived a life as unconventional as my own. She above anybody would understand that monogamy had nothing to do with my feelings for her. I could go to work and have sex with countless beautiful women, and at the end of the day I'd come home to her and be as devoted as ever. And when she made porn films, it worked the same way. I would call it emotional monogamy...physical nonmonogamy. If somebody wants to compete, I'll just pull out enough to win. How big are you, really? I always say that I'm two inches... from the floor. External links bio Ron Jeremy at IMDb Category:1953 births Category:Living people Category:Actors from New York City Category:Memoirists from the United States Category:Male authors Category:People from Queens, New York Category:Pornographic film actors