Fetch! With Ruff Ruffman

Fetch! With Ruff Ruffman is a tv show that aired on PBS Kids. Season 1 3-2-1 Blast Off! Ruff: Ah, Henry, Boss, I mean, I said that I'd have the show ready by today, but I just--I need more time. Please, if I had just one more month, it would be perfect-- I didn't mean "month" I meant, like a week, maybe a day. No, I'm no--Am I? Wait a minute... [to the viewer] Are we live? Hi, I'm Ruff Ruffman! And you're about to witness the most important even in television history! The world premiere of Fetch with Ruff Ruff--[falls off chair] Oh, sorry, I went "puppy" there for a second. Good Dancing and Bad Breath Ruff: I probably should look that up. [Opens up the dictionary] Let's see. H, H, H. halitosis, yes. [gasps] BAD BREATH!? She said I had bad breath?.. But that's impossible! Everyone knows dogs have the cleanest mouth of the whole animal kingdom. How To Get Out Your Inner Hip Hop Ruff: And here come the contestants now! He's a sucker for chocolate chip ice cream-- Brian! She loves apples and mustard, but not together-- Anna. Pizza gets him going-- Khalil. She has a thing for Popsicles-- Julia! Give him a steak, and he's happy-- Noah! She's all over cotton candy. Taylor is in the house! Noah: [upon seeing a leopard] Ruff, you scared of cats? [Ruff growls angrily] Ruff: Whoa, whoa, whoa, Ruff! Calm down there, buddy. Noah: That's a scary cat. Ruff: Ha-- big cats don't intimidate me. Provided they're, uh, you know, in a cage. Ruff: [happily] It was going Great! [his expression turns to mad] UNTIL! [A clip from earlier plays with Noah saying "Ruff, you scared of cats?"] Ruff: For even suggesting that I fear a cat, I'm taking 5 points off. Khalil: Noah! Noah: I'm sorry... That Doesn't Float My Boat Ruff: [tired] Come on Ruffman. Think! Think! Okay, how about this: [draws on his dry erase board] We put the contestants on a deserted island; three coconuts and that's it. Uh, no, not coconuts, bicycles, yeah. Or bassoons. Oh, it's brilliant-- Now I'm doomed!! Oh, hi. Ever hear of writer's block? Well, I have game show host block; Oh, boy, do I ever! I've already gone through eight squeaky toys. But I can't go to sleep until I come up with at least one good idea! Season 2 The Mystery of Dogtopia and Catlantis Ruff: [yelps and shrieks off-screen] RUN, BLOSSOM, RUN!!! [Ruff and Blossom hide in the Fetch 3000's countertop] Okay, we need a little more work... Season 4 Finding Eight-Legged Tights Isn't Easy Ruff: [As Chet plays ballet music while Ruff jogs on a treadmill] Wait a minute, is this ballet music?! [slides off treadmill] Aaaah!! TURN IT OOOOFFFFFFFFFFF!!!! [Chet does so right as Ruff hides under the Fetch 3000's countertop] Yes, it's true... I have a terrible fear of ballet... How to Break the Ice and Also Waddle On It Ruff: And here come the contestants now! He doesn't like raw salmon-- Brian! She enjoys walking on treadmills. Not a very moving story-- Talia! His mom calls him "Scoop", and he doesn't know why-- Sterling! The smell of seafood makes her sick-- Liza! His mother was once a cheerleader. She's at home now shouting, "Go, Isaac!" Ethanybay speaks fluent Pig Latin; uh, wait a minute, actually it's Bethany! Is It a Bird? Is It a Plane? It's...Ruffmanman! Brian: Ruff, Why do I have to be in the butterfly suit? Two people have already called me a girl. Ruff: That's not bad at all, Brian. There's like 100 people in there. Shrimp a la Cart Ruff: (over the piles of shrimp) That's what they look like fresh out of the ocean? Ugh... I mean, uh... aren't they great? [chuckling] I can't wait to... write on that. Talia: (disgusted) Ruff, this is so gross. Ew, look at... Ew, I don't want to touch it... Ruff: I'm sorry, Talia, but you've got to touch it. I need you to bring back a pound of shrimp. Season 5 Eureka is Not a Brand of Dog Food Ruff: [overtired] Hi, and welcome again to Fetch. The reality game show where human beings do the fetching, not dogs! [collapses on his bed, sobbing] Fetchers: [concerned] Why? What's wrong with you? Ruff: My person, She's rediscovered the joys of playing Fetch with her dog! Ruff's Owner: [off-screen] Ruffydoodles, time for fetchies! Bring your tennis ball! Woof-woof! Ruff: [sobbing] You see what I mean!? She's running me ragged! Ruff's Owner: [off-screen] Ruffy-pie, get the bally! Ruff: [sobbing] Look What the Dog Dug Up! [Spring cleaning in Ruff's office.] Ruff: Oh, hi! Look what I just found under the couch! [pulls out a stale plate of spaghetti and meatballs] The meatballs are a little hard, but the rest of it is okay. [Blossom shows Ruff a box] No, Blossom, you can't throw this out. This is my limited edition figurine. [gives it to Chet, who places it on the shelf; Blossom gives Ruff a package] Who's it from, Blossom? [reads the label] "From a Fan of the Show". Well! [he unwraps the package, revealing a sandwich with a face made out of vegetable toppings; gasps in awe] It's the most delicious-looking pastrami sandwich ever! [sniffs the sandwich] In fact it, looks so good, I can't eat it! I have to bury it! [Ruff runs outside to bury the sandwich. Blossom opens a window and watches.] Ruff: [peeks in] What can I say? It's a dog thing. [goes back to work] I can't expect you to under... [finds something] Whoa! Wait a minute! What is this?! [Ruff returns to the office, carrying a strange-looking Egyptian coffin.] Ruff: I just found this buried in the backyard! [Blossom looks at Ruff] It's what? An ancient Egyptian sarcophagus?! A coffin for a mummy? [Blossom places her hands on the lid of the coffin as Chet runs on top of it.] Ruff: [worried] Wait! If you open it, you could disturb the mummy and unleash a curse! [Blossom opens the lid anyway, sending Chet flying through the air. He goes over Ruff's head.] Ruff: Chet! [Chet lands on a spoon holding a stale meatball. The meatball is catapulted through the air. Ruff and Blossom duck.] Ruff: Meatball! [The meatball hits Ruff's figurine, shattering it to dust.] Ruff: [devastated] My figurine! Blossom, do you think this is a sign you've unleashed a curse?! [The shelf comes loose, and all the stuff on it falls on Ruff.] Ruff: How about now? Ruff: Hello, and welcome to Fetch!, the only reality game show where the host has had an ancient curse put upon him by a mummy! Fetchers: Wait... What? What do you mean? Ruff: I'm in a backyard, I'm burying a pastrami sandwich - don't ask - and in the process, I dig up this ancient Egyptian coffin. If you want proof that I'm cursed, look! Black ooze has started dripping from the ceiling! Black ooze! Emmie: That's a little eerie. Is there anything else that could have caused it? Ruff: Well, Emmie, maybe I shouldn't have stored leaky containers of molasses in the attic, but still, it's black ooze! And if you need more proof that things aren't right, I told Chet to set the table, and look. He did it perfectly. [The Fetchers cheer Chet on.] Ruff: No! No! He's never done anything even close to correct before. Something has to be done about this. Ruff: WHAT'S THAT?! AAH, A SKELETON WITH A HAT! Wait a minute, my Fetchers are wearing the same hat! Category:2000s American animated TV shows Category:2010s American animated TV shows Category:Flash animated TV shows Category:American children's animated comedy TV shows Category:Cancelled shows Category:Animated TV shows about children Category:Children's TV shows Category:PBS shows Category:PBS Kids shows Category:TV shows with live action and animation Category:American TV shows with live action and animation Category:Animated TV shows about mammals Category:TV shows about dogs Category:Animated TV shows about dogs Category:Animated TV shows about cats Category:Animated TV shows about mice and rats Category:Game shows