Sayonara Zetsubō Sensei

Sayonara, Zetsubō Sensei (English: So Long, Mr. Despair) is a Japanese 2007 television comedic anime based on the manga of the same name. The story is about suicidal high school teacher Nozomu Itoshiki and his students, most of whom display a variety of extreme personality quirks. Anime first season Episode 1 (In the beaming spring day, Kafuka stopped Nozomu from suicide forcibly) Nozomu: What if I had died!? Kafuka: Eh? Nozomu: Oh? Nozomu: Once again, I didn't die... Why did you stop me? Kafuka: You just said "What if I had died?" Nozomu: I am a man whose life is worth nothing. Kafuka: You didn't intend to die, right? Nozomu: What are you talking about!? I was fully prepared to die! Kafuka: Of course not! (Nozomu despairs of a world which solves everything with money) Nozomu: I'm in despair! This money-grubbing world has left me in despair! Caption A "man" who can only see things in a negative light. A "girl" who can only see things in a positive light. A meeting that was never meant to happen. (Nozomu is introducing himself to his students. Nozomu says that the stroke number of his name is unlucky) Kafuka: Since stroke number is a Japanese thing, writing your name horizontally would eliminate the problem. Nozomu: Horizontally... W-Wait a second! Anything but that! (When his name 糸色望 is written horizontally, it resembles "DESPAIR" 絶望 in Kanji) Kafuka: Mr. Despair! Nozomu: Don't squeeze them together! Episode 2 (Nozomu is telling a stalker student that true deep love is commiting suicide together) Nozomu: The meaning of love is found through death! Matoi: Oh... Nozomu: If you truly love each other, then die together. Red lead, sleeping pills, and a will, along with other items. This is my travel kit, which I always carry on me. I'll leave it here. Matoi: (The ultimate form of love... You love one another so much that you wish to die together?) Nozomu: Tsunetsuki-san. If you'd like, I'll die with you whenever you want. Then bon voyage. Matoi: (That was a confession of love) (An accident in the infirmary, a massive misunderstanding, and more girl trouble for Nozomu...) Chiri: As a man and a woman, now that it's come to this, we have no choice. Please do a proper job of it. Nozomu: A proper job? Chiri: Properly register me as a family member! Properly meet with my parents! Episode 4 (Nozomu is communicating with a shy student who can only talk through e-mail) Nozomu: "Hello." Send. Meru: Mail. Mail. Mail. Mail. Mail. Mail. Piroriparopirirora (onomatopoeia of Meru's mail) Nozomu: Looks like I got a reply. Let's see. Uh... "Moron You're annoying Don't wear it creepy-looking kimono" Nozomu: Wha- There must be some kind of mistake, right? Meru: Mail. Mail. Piroriparopirirora "Me Right here The person in front you. Damn four-eyes." Nozomu: She's abusive in her e-mails!? People like you badmouth me on the Internet! But then they behave properly in person, so I can't get mad at them! You no longer get preferential treatment! I'm in despair! The Internet has left me in despair! (Meru's abusive e-mails sweep through the class) "You're just a panty shot character Show your panties already Flash" Kaere: I'll sue! (Kafuka is sending messages somewhere) Kafuka: This is Earth, this is Earth. Is everyone doing well? Really? Planet Pororoca is currently experiencing a spring that comes once every fourteen years. The fields are covered with next life grass and raw meat flowers for a year, shaky grasshoppers and dream-colored stink bugs and dark scarabs have gathered for an insect conference! Nozomu: Where are your messages being sent!? Episode 10 (Chiri is delivering a gag) Chiri: This is where the contest parts. Anime second season (Zoku Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei) Episode 1 Chiri: You're probably surprised. This class is full of troublemakers with a teacher like that. But I'm relieved that you're normal. Nami: Normal!? Normal, normal, normal... Normal is never meant in a good way! Episode 2 Kafuka: Everybody in this class belongs to Sensei, so you have no chance. Nozomu: Don't make me sound like a bad person! Episode 7 (Zetsubou sensei drawing song) Jun: Zetsubou sensei drawing song, let's begin! Chiri: Let's sing along and draw properly. A tulip has fallen sideways due to the wind Lightning Flash! Rain pours down The rain leaks through the cracks and makes two round puddles Let's go fishing, it's a fishing hook We made some dried fish with what we caught It's Zetsubou sensei! Jun: Did you all draw well? Jun & Chiri: Bye bye! Episode 23 Taro Aso- Apparently a politician External links Category:Anime