Runaway Bride (film)

Runaway Bride is a 1999 romantic comedy film about a reporter who is assigned to write a story about a woman who has left a string of fiances at the altar. Directed by Garry Marshall. Written by Josann McGibbon and Sara Parriott. Catch her if you can. Ike Graham Don't tell me. My doorman's another one of your admirers. Look, I guarantee there'll be tough times. I guarantee that at some point, one or both of us is gonna want to get out of this thing. But I also guarantee that if I don't ask you to be mine, I'll regret it for the rest of my life, because I know, in my heart, you're the only one for me. So, um, may be you and I should, you know, what do you think, Huh? A toast to, uh to Maggie's family and friends. May you find yourselves the bulls-eye of an easy target. May you be publicly flogged for all of your bad choices. And may your noses be rubbed in all of your mistakes. Maggie Carpenter You're a cynical, explotive, mean-hearted creep who wouldn't know real love if it bit him in the armpit. There is a distinct possibility that I am profoundly and irreversibly screwed up. "Dear Editor: Greetings from the sticks. Perhaps you believe that a rural education is focused mainly on hog calling and tractor maintenance rather than reading. Why else would you print a piece of fiction about me and call it fact? I suppose Mr.Graham was too busy thinking up slanderous statements about how I dump men for kicks to bother with something silly like accuracy in reporting, which is understandable because with a man-eater like me on the loose, who has time to check facts? That's why I was surprised to find Mr. Graham's editor was a woman. Call me a sentimental fool, but I sort of hoped we man-eaters could stick together. Anyway, I'm just dropping you big-city folk this little note to say that I have thought of a ritual sacrifice that would satisfy my current appetite: Ike Graham's column on a platter. Yours truly, Maggie Carpenter. P.S., I have enclosed a list of the gross factual misinterpretations in your article. There are fifteen." Dialogue Maggie Carpenter: Benedict. Ike Graham: Arnold. Maggie Carpenter: I love Eggs Benedict, I hate every other kind. I hate big weddings with everybody staring. I'd like to get married on a weekday while everybody's at work. And when I ride off into the sunset, I want my own horse. Ike Graham: Should I be writing this down? Ellie Graham: [as the runaway bride gets a ride on a Federal Express van] I wonder where she's going. Fisher: I don't know, but wherever it is she will be there by 10:30 tomorrow. Maggie Carpenter: Bless me Father for I have sinned. My last confession was... well. Anyway, I have sorta a technical question. I've been having bad thoughts, really bad thoughts. Priest Brian: Of an impure nature? Maggie Carpenter: No, No, I want to destroy this man's life, career everything. I want revenge. Now on a sins scale how bad is that? Can I Hail Mary my way out of that? Maggie Carpenter: Is there one 'right' person for everyone? Ike Graham: No, but I think attraction is mistaken for rightness. [Ike and Maggie have just kissed] Bob Kelly: [to Maggie] If you were imagining me, you did great. [turns to Ike] What the hell were YOU doing? Ike Graham: I'm sorry, Bob. She kissed me back. Maggie Carpenter: I kissed him back. Bob Kelly: Yeah, I caught that. Want to tell me how long this has been going on? Maggie Carpenter: About a minute...? Ike Graham: A little longer for me. Maggie Carpenter: [smiles] Really? Bob Kelly: What do you expect me to say to this? Ike Graham: How about - "I hope you'll be very happy together"? [Bob punches Ike in the face] Bob Kelly: I hope you'll be very happy together. Grandma: [about Ike] I like his tight butt. Maggie Carpenter: Grandma! Grandma: Well, I do. Maggie Carpenter: I wanted to tell you why I run - sometimes ride - away from things. Ike Graham: Does it matter? Maggie Carpenter: I think so. [takes a deep breath] When I was walking down the aisle, I was walking toward somebody who didn't have any idea who I really was. And it was only half the other person's fault, because I had done everything to convince him that I was exactly what he wanted. So it was good that I didn't go through with it because it would have been a lie. But you - you knew the real me. Ike Graham: Yes, I did. Maggie Carpenter: I didn't. And you being the one at the end of the aisle didn't just fix that. Maggie Carpenter: I love you, Homer Eisenhower Graham. Will you marry me? Ike Graham: I... I've got to think about this a little bit. Maggie Carpenter: Good. I was hoping you'd say that. Ike Graham: [laughing] You were not! Maggie Carpenter: I was, because if you said "yes" right away, then I wouldn't get to say this next part, and I've been practicing. [Maggie sits down, clears her throat] Ready? Ike Graham: I'm listening. Maggie Carpenter: I guarantee there'll be tough times. I guarantee that at some point, one or both of us is going to want get out. But I also guarantee... [starts to cry] that if I don't ask you to be mine, I'll regret it for the rest of my life. Because I know in my heart... you're the only one for me. Cast Julia Roberts - Margaret "Maggie" Carpenter Richard Gere - Homer "Ike" Eisenhower Graham Joan Cusack - Peggy Flemming Héctor Elizondo - Fisher Rita Wilson - Ellie Graham Paul Dooley - Walter Carpenter Christopher Meloni - Bob Kelly Lisa Roberts Gillan - Elaine from Manhattan Donal Logue - Priest Brian Norris Reg Rogers - George "Bug Guy" Swilling Yul Vazquez - Dead Head Gill Chavez External links 0163187 Runaway Bride runaway_bride Runaway Bride runawaybride Runaway Bride Category:1999 films Category:1990s American films Category:American romantic comedy films Category:Screwball comedy films Category:Films about weddings Category:Films directed by Garry Marshall Category:Films set in Maryland es:Runaway Bride