Henry Danger/Season 5

Henry Danger Henry's Birthday [Charlotte and Jasper enter the Hart household, holding presents for Henry's birthday] Jasper Dunlop: Hey, hey! Happy your birthday, Henry! Oh, l'll open my present. Alright? Henry Hart: Watch out. [Jasper throws his present and it hits Piper, Piper scream as she falls o the floor] Piper Hart: [gets up] Jasper! Charlotte Page: Yeah, I'm just gonna set this down like a normal person. Whistlin' Susie Thumb War The Great Cactus Con Henry: We got tickets to Cactus Con! [Everyone laughs and cheers. Henry gets so excited, that he does a backflip, shocking Ray] Ray Manchester: Whaaat?! Holy crush, did - did you just do a backflip? Henry: Yeah. Ray Manchester: [turns to the others] No one else impressed by Henry just doing a backflip? Charlotte: It's just a backflip. Schwoz: You only get one. Part 1: A New Evil Kris Hart: [to Henry] We've been talking about you behind your back. And we've realized that sometimes... Jake Hart: You get three beeps on your watch. Then, you make up a ridiculous excuse and leave the house for three hours. Henry: I don't make ridiculous excuses. Piper: Oh, yeah? Remember when you said Jasper's water bed was on fire? Kris: Or that your teacher, Miss Shapen, needed you to give her ankle hair an emergency trim? Jake: You saw a bird with a human face down the street. Piper: You saw a human with a bird face up the street. Henry: Uhhh, can we... can we talk about this larer? Please? Like when l get back from seeing Jasper in the beatboxing competition? Piper: Hmm, l thought it was a yodeling competition. Henry: It's both. [Rick Twittler is laughing manically as he has Captain Man trapped in a plasma gas trap] Captain Man: All right. Okay, Rick. You've been laughing for like, a really long time now, that's enough. Rick Twitler: [laughing] Sorry. You just look so ridiculous. Captain Man: Well, l wasn't expecting to be frozen by a man l had just saved. Rick Twitler: Yeah, that's the plasma gas. Captain Man: Huh? Rick Twitler: Plasma. Yes, it's made from a chemical in a very poisoous cactus l stole from the Swellview Cactus Convention. Captain Man: Oh that was you. Rick Twitler: Uh huh. Captain Man: Well, good for you. Can we just skip to the part where l punch you and drag you to jail? Rick Twitler: That's not gonna happen. Captain Man: Yeah it is, Rick. I fought a lot of bad guys pal, and l always win. Rick Twitler: l'm not your average bad guy... Ray Manchester. Captain Man: Who's that? Rick Twitler: l hacked into the Man Cave computer while you were at Cactus Con. I know everything about you. Captain Man: No you don't. Rick Twitler: Your name is Ray Manchester. You own a fake store bove the Man Cave called "Junk N Stuff." You tell people you're 36, when really you're... Captain Man: No. Rick Twitler: ...37! Captain Man: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Part 2: A New Darkness Henry: What's up? Schwoz: Now, you can also fly! Henry: Are you serious? Schwoz: Yeah! You got all of that bee's power, you too can fly! Just... jump and believe! Ray: What?! No fair, l wanna fly! Henry: Out of my way, dude, l'm about to fly! Ray: What? Henry: [he climbs on top of the sofa] See you in the clouds, ground walkers! [Henry jumps spread eagle style, but instead of flying, he ends up falling down, landing flat on his face, causing Schwoz and Charlotte to laugh] Schwoz: l can't believe you thought you could fly! Charlotte: You literally fell for it! Henry: Not cool, Schwoz! Part 3: A New Hero Broken Armed and Dangerous Piper: My brother is Kid Danger, but my brother is gross. So Kid Danger is gross? But l love Kid Danger! So l love my brother?! [screams] Knight & Danger Ryker: Arc. Arc: Ryker! Ryker: Ciara. Kid Danger: Schwoz? Schwoz: Hi. Captain Man: [looks at the audience] And Captain Man... as the hero. Grand Theft Otto The Whole Blisky Family Secret Room [After Schwoz destroys the fiesta sized churro] Ray: I'm gonna blow up the Man Cave! [runs off] Henry: Should l follow him, or... Charlotte: We should all follow him. [The gang sprints off to stop Ray] My Dinner with Bigfoot Charlotte Gets Ghosted I Dream of Danger Kid Danger: Shut up, lion! I'm in the middle of something here. Holey Moley [Schwoz is now in Charlotte's arms when lights goes back on] Charlotte: What is wrong with you?! Schwoz: I'm afraid of the dark. Charlotte: Well, there's light now! Schwoz: Sometimes it's just nice to be held. Love Bytes [Piper repeatedly smashes Jasper's computer as the others watch, then she gives it back to him] Piper: There. Now no one can hear you type. Double - O Danger Massage Chair Charlotte: So how'd the mission go? Jasper: Yeah, did you guys capture Slappy Pete? Kid Danger: Yeah, we got him, but he slapped me pretty good. Is there a mark? [shows the slap hand mark to the others] Jasper: Ehhhh.... Schwoz: So red. Kid Danger: Tiny handed freak. Jasper: l didn't know that Slappy Pete has 6 fingers. Kid Danger: He was holding a tiny little hot dog when he slapped me. Tiny handed, hot dog eatin freak. Henry Danger: The Musical Sister Twister, Part 1 Ray: Henry! Swellview needs us. [tosses the gumball tube to Henry] Henry: What's going on? Ray: No time to explain. Let's chew with urgency. Henry: l don't know thw emergency. Charlotte: Good one. Henry: Thank you. Sister Twister, Part 2 [Piper screams in absolute shock as she finds out Ray and Henry's secret identities] Piper: [shocked] Oh, my God! My brother is Kid Danger! Kid Danger: No, l'm not, l mean... No, he's not. I mean, no, we're not. Who's your brother? He's probably awesome, but he's not me. You should leave! Piper: [to Captain Man] And you, must be Henry's boss from Junk N Stuff. Captain Man: l sure am! You got a smart sister, Henry. Kid Danger: Dude! Captain Man: Yeah, that's your brother. I'm his boss. Make yourself at home. I will be riiight back. [leaves] Kid Danged: Wait, why are you being so calm about this, and where are you going? Piper: [to Kid Danger] Who else knows about this? Does Mom know? Kid Danger: No. Piper: Does Dad know?! Kid Danger: No! And no, they don't. Okay, you can't tell them. You can't tell anybody about this because no one else knows. [Charlotte enters.] Charlotte: Henry! You and Ray have got ti stop playing with the break room... Piper: Charlotte?! Charlotte: Piper?! Piper: You said no one else knows! Charlotte: Uh... l don't know. I don't know anything. I just woke up here.This isn't my house! Where am l? [chuckles nervously] Kid Danger: Okay, fine! Charlotte knows, and is a really terrible liar, but no one else knows. Jasper: [appears by the elevator] Hey, Henry! The package thief was your Dad! Hey, Piper. Check out how great my fake eyebrows -- [realizes] Oh my God, what's Piper doing here?! Piper: Jasper knows too?! Kid Danger: Okay, yes! Jasper knows, and so does Charlotte, but that... that's it! [Schwoz comes down th tubes, and sees Henry's sister.] Schwoz: Up the tube! [goes up the tube] Piper: Was that our new neighbor from Germany? Kid Danger: Well... Piper: 'Cause he also looks like our Italian plumber. Kid Danger: That's actually a funny story... Piper: And the guy who fell through our ceiling and landed on top of me! Kid Danger: Okay, yes, he's all those people, all right? And probably some other guys that l can't remember right now. [his phone rings] Hang kn a sec. [answers the call] What, Schwoz? Schwoz: [on phone] Your sister is in the Man Cave! I think she might have seen me. Kid Danger: Yeah. I know she saw you. Get back here, click. Schwoz: [on phone] Click. A Tale of Two Pipers Henry: l, uh... l gotta go. Piper: Where? Henry: There's a oven on at the zoo, so l'm just going to turn that off. So... Piper: You don't have to lie anymore. I know you're Kid Danger. Henry: Oh. Yeah. Emergency at the Man Cave. Gotta go. Piper: Can l come? Henry: Uh, sorry. Nerds only, later toad! [Closes the door] Story Tank Captain Mom Piper: [to Kid Danger] Do bad guys usually talk this much? Kid Danger: Usually, yeah. Visible Brad EnvyGram Wall Kid Danger: You just blew up the EnvyGram Wall! Captain Man: At least l got that bird. Holiday Punch Henry: Great. Let's go. Charlotte: Can l point out one problem with your plan? Piper: [groans loudly] My God, Charlotte! WHAAAAAAT?! Ray: She's starting to fit in around here. Mr. Nice Guy Theranos Boot Rumblr Cave the Date Charlotte: I don't need a new kitchen un 6 to 8 weeks, l need a kitchen today! Henry: Why? Ray: Yeah, what's your deal? Charlotte: My deal is that l have a date tonight with Jack Swagger, and l was gonna MAKE HIM DINNER AT MY HOUSE!!! Henry: Wait... Jasper: You know Jack Swagger? Henry: International music superstar Jack Swagger? Schwoz: Youngest person to win a Grammy Jack Swagger? Ray: You have a date? Charlotte: Yes! With Jack Swagger! Jasper: How do you know Jack Swagger? Charlotte: We went to camp together, like 10 years agoa, back when he was Jack Swagawitz. Escape Room Henry: Oh, uh... Howdy doody... my... little... cuties? Game of Phones Remember the Crimes The Beginning of the End Charlotte: [to Kid Danger] Henry... we are graduating from high school... but you aren't. Kid Danger: Hmm? Charlotte: But you aren't. Kid Danger: Hmm? Charlotte: l know you can hear mw. Kid Danger: Hmm? Charlotte: You're just using your 'Hmm' thing as a defense mechanism. Kid Danger: Hmmmm?? Bose: Previously in the Man Cave. Captain man was upset to find out that Kid Danger set up a meeting to be recruited by the Mayor of Neighborville. Schwoz was off finding the Memory Wiper whatever that is. Bose was a little hungry. Let's see what happens. [to Kid Danger and Captain Man] Sorry, l watch a lot of TV. Kid Danger: l don't want the job. Captain Man: Oh, really? Because l'm starting to question your commitment tk Swellview. Kid Danger: My commitment to Swellview. Are you kidding me? Captain Man: Well, you don't seem very committed to me. Kid Danger: l'm not graduating from high school because of how committed l am to this job. Captain Man: [sarcastically] Oh, all my friends are leaving, and l'm stuck here in Swellview, being a sidekick and saving lives! Kid Danger: Exactly! I've been too busy saving everybody else's life, l forgot tk have kne of my own! Captain Man: You swore an oath to defend this city! Kid Danger: When l waz 13! Captain Man: So?! Kid Danger: So maybe l don't wanna do it anymore! Captain Man: Yeah, 'cause you're obviously terrified kf being stuck here in Swellview with me. Kid Danger: Yeah, Ray, l am! Mayor Sockwell: Wait, who's Ray? Kid Danger: [cringes] Dang it! Bose: l think it's that guy. Captain Man: WHERE'S THAT DING DANG MEMORY WIPER, SCHWOZ?! Kid Danger: l don't wanna be your sidekick for another 30, or 40, or 50 years! Captain Man: But man, that was always the plan! You'd be my sidekick znd then you'd take over as Captain Man when l retire. Kid Danger: l don't wanna be Captain Man, OK?! I don't ever wanna be Captain Man! I will be never, EVER be Captain Man! Bose: Psst. He's right there. Captain Man: Then why are you even here? Kid Danger: That's a good question. [Takes out the de transformation tube and gives the tube to Ray] Captain Man: What are you doing? Kid Danger: Quitting. [pops his gum and de transforms to Henry, causing everyone to gasp] Henry: Hey, everyone. I'm Henry Hart. [tosses thw communicator to Captain Man] And l used to be Kid Danger. [heads to the elevator] Oh, and Ray? Captain Man: What? Henry: l'm taller than you. Captain Drex [Jake and Kris find out that Henry is Kid Danger] Jake: Henry Prudence Hart... Kid Dangera: l know, l know. You guys are probably really mad at me for lying to you for years. Kris: We are so...... proud of you! Kid Danger: Sick turn, Mom. Jake: You're a superhero, son! Other than being an actor it's the most important thing you could be in this world. Kid Danger: Wait so you're really not mad? Even though l'm failing out o school? Jake: Ha! No, we're still really mad about that. Kid Danger: Wait a second. Charlotte's the one who thinks. If Charlotte were here, she would probably say something like... "Mmm. I don't know guys, this looks pretty bad." And then l would say, "Wow, Charlotte, that's not very helpful." And then Schwoz would say, "Uh, l might have a device." And l'd say, "Nice, Schwoz, what does that device do?" And then Ray would probablg say, "l got a device that can fix this - my fist!" And then Jasper, he'd say, "l got a device that can comb my hair!" And then, Piper would be like, "Jasper, that's a comb." And l would be like, "Guys, can we please focus? Because Drex is back, and he just sent Rayy tk the past, and he just kidnapped Bose and Schwoz, and he's gknna erase everybody's memory jn Swellview - and l'm freaking out, guys! I'm freaking out!" And Charlotte wkuld probably be like... Charlotte: [offscreen] Everything's gonna be fine. Kid Danger: Hang on, Charlotte, l'm trying to... [turns around and sees Piper, Charlotte and Jasper] You guys came back! [he runs towards them and hugs them] Good to see you. OK, things are bad. Drex is back, and he sent Ray tk the past but l beat him up pretty bad but then he got away... Jasper: Henry! Charlotte: We heard you. Kid Danger: Right. Okay, that'll save us a lot of time. But l'm still freaking out, l don't know what to do. Charlotte: Just don't freak out. Jasper: Yeah, cause we're here and we're gonna help ypu. Piper: [walks out, holding a huge gun] Yeah. This guy messes with you, he messes with us. Kid Danger: Okay, l'm just going to push this into the safe zone. The Fate of Danger: Part 1 Charlotte: l do need someone to go down to the 10th Man Cave ans get the Shelgon Crystal. Kris: There aee 10 Man Caves? Piper: One on top of the other. It's like a Man Cave Diez Leches Cake. Jake: What's a Shelgon Crystal? Piper: Enough with the stupid questions! Charlotte needs it, l'll get it. Kris: Does anyone else smell burnt hair? Piper: Mom, what did l just say about stupid questions? The Fate of Danger: Part 2 [Captain Man and Kid Danger are flying towards a very uncertain outcome] Captain Man: Just want you to know that no matter what happens... l'm still mad at you for wanting to leave Swellview! Kid Danger: [smiling] l know, dude. I know. [Captain Man and Kid Danger are fighting over the spear at the top of the blimp] Captain Man: Give me the spear, Henry! Kid Danger: No! Captain Man: Give me the spear! Kid Danger: Swellview needs you! [lets go of the spear] Okay?! It needs Captain Man! Captain Man: Find your parachute and get off this blimp right now! Kid Danger: [refusing] No! Captain Man: Henry! Kid Danger: No! Captain Man: You were right, okay?! You were only thirteen when you took that oath, you didn't know what you're getting into! You didn't sign up for this! I did! So, get out of here! Let me save my city. Kid Danger: Okay. Okay, l'll go. But... one more thing. Captain Man: What? Kid Danger: l love you, buddy. [pulls the cord on Captain Man's parachufe, which sends him flying off the blimp] Henry: [as he leaves for Dystopia] See you at Thanksgiving? Captain Man: Of course. Chapa, Mika, Miles and Bose: Danger Force! [last lines of the series] Schwoz: They are not good listeners. Ray: Nope.