Four Lions

Four Lions is the debut feature film from director Chris Morris, written by Morris, Sam Bain and Jesse Armstrong. The film is a Jihad satire following a group of Jihadi Islamic terrorists from Sheffield, England. Omar Oh, it's just that bag is full of really fragile... boots. Waj Rubber dinghy rapids, bro. (repeated line) This big enough for ya now, Barry? Am I blowing a dog in a ditch? Or am I Paki Rambo?! Yeah ya fucked up rabbits wi' no ears! No more widdling in me gob? Dialogue Faisal: And there's this voice "Can I have 12 bottles of bleach please?" Barry: What's that? Faisal: A woman's voice, for like dying her hair and that. Barry: Oh yeah and her beard. Faisal: What? Barry: You've got a fucking beard Faisal. Faisal: I covered it. [Puts hands over face] Barry: Why did she have her hands over her face? Faisal: Because she's got a beard. [Discussing Faisal's remains] Hassan: Some of it's in there with him. Omar: What? Hassan: I couldn't separate it. Omar: So what is he lads? Is he a martyr or is he a fucking jalfrezi?! [Car stops] Omar: I thought you said you'd fixed it! Barry: It's the car parts, they're Jewish! Omar: What parts in a car are Jewish? [Silence] Faisal: Spark plugs? Barry: That's it, spark plugs! Jews invented spark plugs to control global traffic! Barry: Might bomb a mosque. Omar: Barry, we're not bombing a mosque. Barry: You don't get it, do you Omar? We radicalize the moderates, the Ummah rises up, it all kicks off! Omar: No, I do get it. I'll tell you what it's like. It's like getting into a fight with someone, and they're punching you in the face, right? Right? And so what you'd gon' do right, you punch yourself in the face! Cast Riz Ahmed - Omar Kayvan Novak - Waj Nigel Lindsay - Barry Adeel Akhtar - Faisal Arsher Ali as Hassan Craig Parkinson - Matt Preeya Kalidas as Sofia Julia Davis as Alice Benedict Cumberbatch as Negotiator Alex MacQueen - Malcolm Storge MP Kevin Eldon - Sniper Darren Boyd - Sniper Mohammad Aqil - Mahmood William El-Gardi -Khalid External links Category:2010 films Category:Comedy films Category:Crime films Category:British films Category:Black comedy films