The Dirty Pair

The Dirty Pair is an original English-language manga written and illustrated by Adam Warren, based on the original Dirty Pair characters created by Haruka Takachiho. Quotes Sim Hell Issue 1 Yuri: Hi there...! I know how trying being, um, deceased can be... so I wanted to drop by and see you off...! Kei: Y-Yuri? You're dead... for real–?! Yuri: Oh, I'm as dead as a doornail... whatever that is... it's no big trauma, though. See, my grades were just high enough to get me "sent upstairs"...! [She flashes an "A+" score card] Kei: But... if... if I'm dead, too... why aren't I with you...? Yuri: Oh, I thought you knew...! Kei, you're being sent, um... somewhere else... maybe it's not as bad as it looks...! Issue 4 Kei: No... I remember this crap... now I'm going to hell, right? Yuri: Well, not exactly...! You're already in hell, Kei. In fact, you've been there for a while. You're condemned to keep going through these silly scenarios for all of eternity, I guess...! At least it seems rather, you know, interesting...! Heaven tends to be a little boring at times... not that I'm complaining, mind you. Run from the Future Issue 3 Goddess-like woman: Wha's happenin' is, I'm givin' off some ver' special pheromones, honeychile. They're goin up yer purty li'l nose, hittin' th' vomeronasal nerve. This ends up stimulatin' a certain part o' yer brain's temp'ral lobe. Triggers intense feelings o' spiritual transcendence an' such. An' makes y' perceive me as th' embodiment of God, y'see. Kei: B-but... I'm agnostic...! Goddess-like woman: This ain' about yer faith issues, honeychile. 'S abou th' idiosyncr'sies o' neurophysiology. External links Category:Manga